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Posted on 1/18/10 at 2:52 pm to
Posted by Maximus
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Posted on 1/18/10 at 2:52 pm to
the situation bottom 3? please
Posted by zmoney2613
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Posted on 1/18/10 at 2:54 pm to
The show wouldnt be as entertaining without Mike. Yes he is an arse a lot but he is hilarious with the one liners. Sitch and Paulie are the only ones who are cool in the house IMO
Posted by lpd1975
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Posted on 1/18/10 at 4:48 pm to
quote:

Just based on the aftershows, it seems like Ronnie and Sammi both really hate the Situation.

It seems like all of them do except for Pauly. But Mike justs lets the hate roll off of him. He only cares about gettin girls and goin to the gym. He's done plenty of both.
Posted by lsu6294
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Posted on 1/18/10 at 7:29 pm to
The rest of the house (minus pauly) is jealous. Should be obvious to everyone.


They are NOT jealous of mike the person. Like vinny said at 27, being mike isn't what he wants to be, and I think he meant that, but they are all obviously jealous of mike at the jersey shore.

They are there simply to have fun. Go out and have fun in the summer on the Jersey Shore. No one in that house is doing summer on the shore as well as mike, except maybe pauly (if you take in his DJ'ing and such)


They don't want to be mike, but they want to do the things mike has been doing the whole time on the shore.

Ronnie - tied down to a bitch
Sammi - tied down to a complete pussy
Vinny - only recently started bringing girls back but has been limited to 50 year olds and abless mike
JWOWW - hooked up with pauly a few times and thats it
Sneaks - strikes out daily


Part of the reason this cast was chosen is because they are all attention whores (Pauly isn't that much of an attention whore comparatively) and while Mike may not be sealing the deal every night, he's still getting the attention and everyone sees that. That's why they are jealous. They want everyone's attention, and no one in the house gets the attention mike does.
This post was edited on 1/18/10 at 7:33 pm
Posted by msukb79
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Posted on 1/18/10 at 7:33 pm to
Pauly D is the only guy on this show I would hang out with IRL. I think the Situation may be cool to maybe be around at a party but I wouldnt want to hang out with the guy.
Posted by lsu6294
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Posted on 1/18/10 at 7:35 pm to
quote:

Pauly D is the only guy on this show I would hang out with IRL. I think the Situation may be cool to maybe be around at a party but I wouldnt want to hang out with the guy.


Basically.

Sitch seems like a cool guy in small doses.
Posted by zmoney2613
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Posted on 1/18/10 at 8:45 pm to
If you would hang out with Sitch, you would have to realize that he is the way he is, he ain't changing for anyone.
Posted by Maximus
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Posted on 1/18/10 at 8:47 pm to
quote:

The rest of the house (minus pauly) is jealous. Should be obvious to everyone.


They are NOT jealous of mike the person. Like vinny said at 27, being mike isn't what he wants to be, and I think he meant that, but they are all obviously jealous of mike at the jersey shore.

They are there simply to have fun. Go out and have fun in the summer on the Jersey Shore. No one in that house is doing summer on the shore as well as mike, except maybe pauly (if you take in his DJ'ing and such)


They don't want to be mike, but they want to do the things mike has been doing the whole time on the shore.

Ronnie - tied down to a bitch
Sammi - tied down to a complete pussy
Vinny - only recently started bringing girls back but has been limited to 50 year olds and abless mike
JWOWW - hooked up with pauly a few times and thats it
Sneaks - strikes out daily


Part of the reason this cast was chosen is because they are all attention whores (Pauly isn't that much of an attention whore comparatively) and while Mike may not be sealing the deal every night, he's still getting the attention and everyone sees that. That's why they are jealous. They want everyone's attention, and no one in the house gets the attention mike does.


:kige:
Posted by Cash
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Posted on 1/18/10 at 9:11 pm to
I bet everyone in this thread that hated on the Situation doesn't even look Italian.
Posted by gatorsimz
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Posted on 1/18/10 at 9:17 pm to
i agree
Posted by lpd1975
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Posted on 1/19/10 at 8:55 am to
quote:

I bet everyone in this thread that hated on the Situation doesn't even look Italian.
Posted by CocomoLSU
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Posted on 1/19/10 at 10:00 am to
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They have a good sense of humor about it. They also seem get along pretty well despite all the drama

I agree 100% with this. They all seem to be pretty good friends. I commented on this last week...even after all of their bullshite drama, they still sometimes sit and eat dinner together and shite like that.

Also, I rewatched both episodes, and it's still funny to me that most times when they show the housemates dancing at the clubs, they are usually the only ones dancing. That is hilarious to me.

Also, what happened to Schnooks and Keith? She was like "I'm saving myself for Keith.." and then a day later is trying to hook up with dudes in Atlantic City. Awesome.

Oh, and I definitely counted the "Bro"s. 21 in the first episode, and 37 in the second, for a total of 58 in less than an hour and a half of footage. Awesome. Also, most of the bros come from Vinny and Ronnie, and they come in spurts. I'd get no bros for like 20 minutes, and then 15 in like 2 minutes. It was pretty funny.


Also, Pauly D and Sitch are easily the two most laid back. I know people like to hate on Sitch, but look how well he handles shite...he TRIED to hook Vinny up with his sister. That's a cool move right there, especially for an Italian. Jwoww confronts him at the club, and then slaps him, and he stays cool. Even when she rares back and pucnhes him (hard) in the face, he talks shite but never loses his cool. Sitch calls chicks knowing they may say no..but he doesn't care. He's just a dude who has women on his mind, and frick everything else. That's the thing with Sitch...you know what you're gonna get with him. Like he said, he's been the same person since day one. And he's right. And aside from Pauly, nobody else can say that.

Ronnie is a bitch. Seems to be a decent fighter (against stumbling drunk dudes), but lets his bitch get him into fights constantly. Sammi sucks worse than Angelina did. Jwoww is a cocky bitch who can't even walk up to her hotel room by herself. She also cheats on her bf and tries to step to dudes like she is one herself. Snooki is horrifyingly annoying and a whore (well, she tries to be at least). Vinny is cool, but likes to talk shite about shite he has no business talking about. I like Vinny, but he's overstepping his boundaries lately.

I'd hang out with Pauly D and Sitch in a heartbeat. No doubt. Vinny too, as long as he wasn't hating..because he IS the most normal person there. I think I could take JWoww in small doses, and as long as she wasn't hammered. The rest can go frick themselves.
Posted by zmoney2613
Eunice
Member since Jan 2008
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Posted on 1/19/10 at 10:42 am to
I think JWow is going to mess with the wrong dude and she will end up just like Snicks, and get rocked in the face. I def. see this happening in her future.
Posted by CocomoLSU
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Posted on 1/19/10 at 10:45 am to
Me too. I said that the other day as well. If she keeps getting confident and stepping up like a man, one day she's gonna get dealt with like one.

If someone (male or female) is hitting you and attacking you nonstop, you'd have every reason to fight back.
Posted by CocomoLSU
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Posted on 1/19/10 at 10:46 am to
Also, someone emailed me this over the weekend:

Jersey Shore soundboard.
Posted by skullhawk
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Posted on 1/19/10 at 10:52 am to
Sitch is ok in my book. I think the editing has been unfavorable for him but he seems to take everything in stride.

Jwoww has the face of a prepubescent chubby kid. Her hair is like a dirty mop and that boob job shouldn't have cost a dollar over $3,000. Horrible all around. Yet another bitch who is a habitual line stepper because she is female and knows she won't get popped. You would think the Snooki situation would have taught her a lesson.

Vinny is a hater. How do you make fun of Sitch for having a good looking chick (Jersey Shore scale) riding his cock in a hot tub? Vinny should be taking notes, not hating. Vinny is put off by the Situation's aggressiveness towards women. He should just admit that rather than trying to tear him down.



Posted by lsu6294
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Posted on 1/19/10 at 12:00 pm to
Exactly.

Vinny wants to do what mike has been doing the whole time but he can't.

Like I said in my earlier post. No one in the house (except MAYBE pauly) has done the summer on the shore as well as mike.

They don't want to be mike, but they want to do what Mike does...and they can't.
Posted by Cash
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Posted on 1/19/10 at 12:45 pm to
quote:

He's just a dude who has women on his mind,


and going to the gym.
Posted by Mouth
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Posted on 1/19/10 at 12:49 pm to
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Jwoww is a cocky bitch who can't even walk up to her hotel room by herself.


What I thought was funny was Jwoww's immediate reaction to Sitch's comment when he told Snickers that "you definitely have some rolls" Jwoww said "you deserve to be hit in the face"

then hours later she found her way to see that Mike got what she thought he had coming....coincidence? I think not.
Posted by CocomoLSU
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Posted on 1/19/10 at 1:44 pm to
I thought it was funny how JWoww laughed at it, THEN got offended by it. frick that bitch.
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