re: Jersey Shore Season Long Thread

Done. He's prolly in the middle of an intense call of duty session with some middle schoolers he met online.

you're the one whole told me about it bilj. damn brah lay off the dope.

I suppose I just tried to block out anyone getting me confused with you!

Perhaps I missed the episode but when did sitch try and hook Vinnie up with his sister ?

My recollections:

Ronnie remains at the bottom of the power rankings, right below Sammie. After everything he does, he cries and begs for Sammie to take him back. What a Bennie (and it was awesome when the other folks at the Shore called the housemates Bennies. Thomas would have done the same). Im glad he was arrested, because now I dont have to watch him next week. And Situation really put it to Sammie and Ronnie when they accused him of changing over 27 days.

"The only thing we care about is gettin' girls. Gettin' girls and goin' to da gym." - The Situation's response to the idea that the housemates weren't hanging out and that the guys could possibly be upset about negative chatter from the women.

When JWOWW was under the stairs talking to Ronnie about the family meeting, she looked like the victim of a horrible domestic violence situation. "JWOWW's hair looks like it was chomped by a bleach-drooling coyote" - Rolling Stone. The way she flipped on Situation was insane, too. "Im about to fight the girl your with."

Vinnie made a huge jump in the power rankings after punkin' The Situation multiple times. He made sure he hooked up with Situation's sister, but he still did her wrong in public with The Situation there. At the same time, Situation played it way cooler than anyone else would. He let Vinnie do whatever with her. He even admitted that he set it all in motion. Then he thought he got him with that "robbery move," but that really made Vinnie look better. He also did a killer impersonation on the duck phone.

"I just need to be up by 7 tomorrow morning" - Situation's Girl. That was all he needed to hear. Then he called Vinnie out for watching him in the hot tub. Classic stuff.

"I'm not a Guido, I'm a Guidette," Snooks to Keith, the Irish BF. And how does Snooks fall for every person she meets, then always end up on the beach/park bench/roof watching the sunset and talking about eternal love?

Pauly D handled Danielle, the Jewish chick, like a champ. "You should come see the Holy Land" and "I did that Star of David by myself." She was the most persistent person I have ever seen, and he played it cool - and eventually checked her. He makes a move up the rankings as well.

The friend of Situation's GF that knocked on the door 2 million times at 9 am makes possibly the biggest jump ever - from off the list to top-10. She was out of sight.

The Snickers bath tub scene in Atlantic City left me confused.

The dinner table discussions when they just made fun of each other got painfully hilarious. The Situation got dirty as hell. He made Snickers go without food for the final few weeks in the house...

I thought it sucked as well

one thing that hasn't been mentioned yet:
how snookie constantly says shes looking for a nice guy so she can settle down yet constantly dresses like a whore. and she can't figure out why she doesn't meet any good guys. the halloween costume was awesome.

also, to all the vinny haters, how is vinny being a bitch?

His imitation of Sitch on the phone was great. His imitation in the confession room was terrible.

Interesting theory, I looked at it from the opposite angle and thought the only bit of play she was getting is because those guys wanted to be on camera