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re: Is it True Ellen Page will be Achilles in the new Odyssey?

Posted on 5/30/26 at 8:54 am to
Posted by NIH
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Posted on 5/30/26 at 8:54 am to
Leslie Jones would’ve been better in the Achilles role
Posted by BigNastyTiger417
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Posted on 5/30/26 at 6:45 pm to
Yep.

“ It’s been confirmed recently that she is playing a part of Odysseus’ crew. Small part but significant when he visits the Underworld.”
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown
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Posted on 5/31/26 at 1:41 am to
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They’re gonna wish HE cared more about sticking to the story.


Sticking to the story?

What's the story?

You figs bitch about everything and don't know frick all about the "source material".

Who cares? Is it a fun movie? Was it worth the money?

Sorry the ethnic purity of a millenia old fairy tale doesn't really move the meter for me.

If it does for you, you're a bitch.
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
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Posted on 5/31/26 at 3:15 am to
And you’re a cvnt for being so illiterate.
Posted by Philzilla2k
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Posted on 5/31/26 at 4:39 am to
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Turks

Why would there be Turks in the film?
Posted by deltadummy
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Posted on 5/31/26 at 7:02 pm to


Not sure if troll or just ignorant and/or lazy.
Posted by Neutral Underground
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Posted on 5/31/26 at 7:26 pm to
Zipper teets
Posted by Philzilla2k
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Posted on 6/1/26 at 7:20 am to
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Not sure if troll or just ignorant and/or lazy.

Tell me genius when Turkish speaking mongrels showed up in Anatolia?
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troll

I prefer message board provocateur.

Ps. You’re a fricking moron.
This post was edited on 6/1/26 at 7:27 am
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
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Posted on 6/2/26 at 4:13 am to
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To the cast and creative team of Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey,

We write to you as Greeks, not as fragments of antiquity, not as echoes from museum displays, and not as characters sealed in marble, but as a living people whose story has never stopped being written.




Open letter to Nolan from the Greeks. Greek City Times.


* I see there's 1 DV for the Greeks. Bravo, SJW.
This post was edited on 6/2/26 at 6:04 am
Posted by Mo Jeaux
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Posted on 6/2/26 at 6:26 am to
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Not sure if troll or just ignorant and/or lazy.


Again, why would Turks be in this movie? Yes, Troy is in Anatolia, but the Turks did not show up in Anatolia until around 2000 years after the events depicted in the Odyssey.
Posted by sgallo3
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Posted on 6/2/26 at 6:31 am to
Its weird to put zero greeks in the movie, but maybe this is gonna be an "Oh Brother Where Art Thou" style retelling

And obviously thats hyperbole but there is plenty room for interpretations of classic stories.
This post was edited on 6/2/26 at 6:33 am
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
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Posted on 6/2/26 at 6:35 am to

It isn't. It's called The Odyssey. The cast of characters are directly from Homer's works.

If Nolan wanted to do a retelling, Oh Brother Where Art Thou has already been done.
Posted by sgallo3
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Posted on 6/2/26 at 6:45 am to
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It isn't. It's called The Odyssey. The cast of characters are directly from Homer's works.


Counterpoint: Travis Scott is in this
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
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Posted on 6/2/26 at 6:47 am to
How is that a counter point? Nolan said it fits in with the oral tradition of a bard telling a story.

He’s just doing it very poorly.
Posted by sgallo3
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Posted on 6/2/26 at 7:12 am to
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He’s just doing it very poorly.

Lets compare your movie credentials with Christopher Nolans
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
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Posted on 6/2/26 at 7:49 am to
Weak comeback.

Very weak.
Posted by StrongOffer
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Posted on 6/2/26 at 12:48 pm to
If Ellen Page was Achilles in Troy. For your amusement.

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Posted by LoveThatMoney
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Posted on 6/2/26 at 1:30 pm to
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Again, why would Turks be in this movie? Yes, Troy is in Anatolia, but the Turks did not show up in Anatolia until around 2000 years after the events depicted in the Odyssey


Were Anatolians not Turkic peoples like the Kazakhs?

Certainly, the Hittites would have looked similar to Turkish folks today as that is where the Hittite Empire was. Is the thought that the Hittites drove Western Europeans (names Greeks and Greek-like peoples) out of Turkey?
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
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Posted on 6/2/26 at 1:39 pm to
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There are no Greeks or Turks in the film
People from those areas 3000 years ago were pretty much white. They look like they do now because of centuries of muslim invasions. Also,
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If the incorrect skin color was applied to an African myth story, people like you would lose their ever loving minds. You know it. I know it. We all know it. You can deny it all you want, but we all know it's the absolute truth.
Posted by nealnan8
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Member since Oct 2016
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Posted on 6/2/26 at 3:08 pm to
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Is it True Ellen Page will be Achilles in the new Odyssey?

Almost correct.. Ellen Page will be the Achilles Heel of the new Odyssey.
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