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re: Indiana Jones is toast

Posted on 2/16/23 at 8:10 pm to
Posted by bcoop199
Kansas City, MISSOURI
Member since Nov 2013
6710 posts
Posted on 2/16/23 at 8:10 pm to
quote:

Three words: Top Gun: Maverick. The greatest movie since Godfather Part II. By your logic, it should never have been made.


Did they say before it came out they were going to malign the character Maverick? Maybe they did I don't recall so give a link to that.
Posted by AUFANATL
Member since Dec 2007
3965 posts
Posted on 2/16/23 at 8:26 pm to
quote:

Again, IT'S NOT OUT YET. I'm just asking you to save your anger until the movie is released and humans have actually seen it. This wishcasting for failure is bizarre.


There's a ton of bad press surrounding this movie and even people involved in it's making are saying it is awful and has been stuck in post-production hell.

This isn't just people upset that they made another one - there is a ton of bad smoke on this and Hollywood is usually pretty good about keeping that under the radar.
This post was edited on 2/16/23 at 8:30 pm
Posted by Handsome Pete
Member since Apr 2019
1343 posts
Posted on 2/16/23 at 8:31 pm to
quote:

Did they say before it came out they were going to malign the character Maverick? Maybe they did I don't recall so give a link to that.


They didn't say they were going to malign Indiana Jones either. Reread OP. That's not a quote.
Posted by RollTide1987
Augusta, GA
Member since Nov 2009
65147 posts
Posted on 2/16/23 at 8:32 pm to
Top Gun: Maverick respected the character and didn't turn him into a punchline for feminists to mock or berate. The film embraced his masculinity and had no problem showing him as the smartest (and best) man in the room.

That's what we want to see from our action heroes.
Posted by Scoob
Near Exxon
Member since Jun 2009
20551 posts
Posted on 2/16/23 at 8:55 pm to
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Top Gun: Maverick respected the character and didn't turn him into a punchline for feminists to mock or berate. The film embraced his masculinity and had no problem showing him as the smartest (and best) man in the room.

That's because Tom Cruise, despite being a little bit crazy, has clout, an understanding of what works, and the drive to make something good. Hell, even his Mummy film, which wasn't popular, I thought he did a good job in it.

I can't see him doing a superhero movie, because a) he doesn't need to, and b) he would commandeer the film. He can't be a one-off character in a big project, he will take it over.

And he won't do "woke" just for the sake of it, he ain't got time for all that. I honestly could see him do a scathing examination of the "woke" movement, and intentially skewer it- because he would know how to do that, and he could make it sell tickets.
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
14318 posts
Posted on 2/16/23 at 9:34 pm to
frick them!

We’ll always have the originals.
Posted by TygerTyger
Houston
Member since Oct 2010
9275 posts
Posted on 2/16/23 at 10:27 pm to
quote:

Top Gun: Maverick respected the character and didn't turn him into a punchline for feminists to mock or berate. The film embraced his masculinity and had no problem showing him as the smartest (and best) man in the room.

That's what we want to see from our action heroes.


Mother
fricking
THIS.

All you Indy white knights need to absorb this. It's WHAT they are doing to our beloved heroes that is pissing us off, not that they are making another movie.

Although I'd MUCH rather they cast a young Indy and do some more prequel type stuff.
Posted by tide06
Member since Oct 2011
11337 posts
Posted on 2/16/23 at 10:53 pm to
quote:

I’m starting to believe they just want everyone to be unhappy.

Nope.

There is a culture war underway.

They have to tear down the icons, the statues and the historical ties that made the prior culture strong and unique to build a new culture in its place.

If you disagree explain why private companies would be making movies in which existing heroes all change their nature in a negative or less masculine way and why the corporations tolerate their billion dollar properties losing money in the process.
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
56644 posts
Posted on 2/17/23 at 8:07 am to
Don’t watch it and no it doesn’t ruin the originals. You can watch them any time. Skull didn’t ruin anything. I just don’t watch it.

These people are trying to ruin your childhood, but it’s really just a cover for their lack of ability. They can’t come up with anything g original or good so they cast themselves as activists. They’re really just dumb little hacks.

Save your money and ignore these hacks.
This post was edited on 2/17/23 at 8:47 am
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
25885 posts
Posted on 2/17/23 at 8:54 am to
quote:

Don’t watch it and no it doesn’t ruin the originals. You can watch them any time. Skull didn’t ruin anything. I just don’t watch it.


For all the faults of Crystal Skull, it still did right by not totally ruining Indiana's image. It was a bit dopey, had both good and bad moments, but the overall theme of the story was still OK for Indy.

quote:

These people are trying to ruin your childhood, but it’s really just a cover for their lack of ability. They can’t come up with anything g original or good so they cast themselves as activists. They’re really just dumb little hacks.



Exactly.

‘You stood on the shoulders of geniuses to accomplish something as fast as you could, and before you even knew what you had, you patented it, and packaged it, and slapped it on a plastic lunchbox, and now you wanna sell it.’ - Dr. Ian Malcolm. Jurassic Park.

quote:

Save your money and ignore these hacks.


That seems the best move.
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
25885 posts
Posted on 2/17/23 at 10:52 am to
quote:

They didn't say they were going to malign Indiana Jones either. Reread OP. That's not a quote.



James Mangold Admits He’s Maligning Indiana Jones’ Character

Actual quotes -

“I wanted to follow Harrison’s own lead and simply deal with it straight on. It’s not just a movie about a hero in his twilight years who is called back into action.”

“It’s more than just that his bones might ache, it’s that his soul might ache, or that some of his optimism or sense fitting into the world might have evaporated,”


Indy is old, he's hopeless, and likely depressed. Everything you thought you knew about Indy since the 1981 movie will be subverted.

Just like every damn thing else in Hollywood.

Burn it down. Destroy the past. Kill it if you have to.

Even if Mangold didn't SPECIFICALLY utter the word 'maligned', that's not denying the fact that it's exactly what is happening.
Posted by lsuguy84
CO
Member since Feb 2009
20256 posts
Posted on 2/17/23 at 10:55 am to
quote:

Again, IT'S NOT OUT YET. I'm just asking you to save your anger until the movie is released and humans have actually seen it. This wishcasting for failure is bizarre. It's ok to worry they've screwed it up, but that's not what you're doing.


Posted by Bottom9
Arsenal Til I Die
Member since Jul 2010
21844 posts
Posted on 2/17/23 at 2:19 pm to
The de-aging in the trailers looks horrible
Posted by Bham4Tide
In a Van down by the River
Member since Feb 2011
22109 posts
Posted on 2/17/23 at 6:05 pm to
People mainly have issues with change in two areas:

1. Re-imagining a character, when it is played by the same actor, supposedly portraying the same person. Luke Skywalker is the perfect example - Mark Hammill said as much before they silenced him.

2. Changing a character due to political leanings (and that is what it is - not social change), i.e. the softening of a womanizing James Bond, the changing gender and left-leaning storylines of Doctor Who, making Sulu gay in Star Trek, when the character clearly wasn’t before (ask Takei - a gay man who hated it), etc.

If it is a re-imagining of a character and comes with different actors/directors, etc. doing a different (almost original take) - then I really don’t have a lot of problems with it. I may not like the take, but get that people have different interpretations - i.e. Joker, Batman, Spider-Man, etc.
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
25885 posts
Posted on 2/17/23 at 6:18 pm to
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the changing gender and left-leaning storylines of Doctor Who,


Captain Jack Harkness was adored by the vast majority of Dr. Who fans, but that wasn't enough. They just HAD up the levels of 'muh representation' & 'duhversity'. There's just zero balance with these people. It's 100% accept what's being shoved down your throat, or you're a bigot, racist, misogynist, 'phobe, whiiiiiiite nationalist.

It's all bullshite.
Posted by Dam Guide
Member since Sep 2005
15567 posts
Posted on 2/17/23 at 8:40 pm to
quote:

That's because Tom Cruise, despite being a little bit crazy, has clout, an understanding of what works, and the drive to make something good. Hell, even his Mummy film, which wasn't popular, I thought he did a good job in it.


That’s the difference between Cruise and Ford and to a lesser extent Hamill. I think Hamill regrets what he did now though. Cruise cares about his characters and who he portrays on screen. Ford gives zero fricks about Star Wars and Indy at this point and just collects the paycheck. I don’t think Ford ever really gave a damn about Han, he may have liked Indy a bit better, but he stopped caring before the abortion that was the last one. Had Ford and Hamill cared, they wouldn’t have signed up for this nonsense. Hamill should have stepped up and said this isn’t Luke Skywalker and not done the movies. Ford just gives zero fricks.
Posted by lsu13lsu
Member since Jan 2008
11492 posts
Posted on 2/17/23 at 9:30 pm to
“Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book rewritten, every picture has been repainted, every statue and street building has been renamed, every date has been altered. And the process is continuing day by day and minute by minute.”

- 1984
Posted by lsu13lsu
Member since Jan 2008
11492 posts
Posted on 2/17/23 at 9:34 pm to
quote:

Again, IT'S NOT OUT YET. I'm just asking you to save your anger until the movie is released and humans have actually seen it. This wishcasting for failure is bizarre. It's ok to worry they've screwed it up, but that's not what you're doing.


Posted by HueyLongJr
Mamou
Member since Oct 2007
575 posts
Posted on 2/17/23 at 10:22 pm to
SEK, please don’t take this the wrong way, but your are a board killer. Everything you post belongs on Poli.
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