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HBO's TexasRenFaire Doc

Posted on 6/12/24 at 12:33 pm
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 6/12/24 at 12:33 pm
Went to HS with Jeff used to see him every 4-5 years when I went


They need to show the whores that were walking around with rainbow butt plugs as my little pony cos-play at 11 am while suggestingly eating a corn dog
This post was edited on 6/12/24 at 1:47 pm
Posted by Midget Death Squad
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Posted on 6/12/24 at 12:36 pm to
With this much context I am for certain going to tune in
Posted by Fun Bunch
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Posted on 6/12/24 at 12:43 pm to
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They need to show the whores that we're walking around with rainbow butt plugs as my little pony cos-play at 11 am while suggestingly eating a corn dog


Uh
Posted by OldmanBeasley
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Posted on 6/12/24 at 12:44 pm to
You are one articulate son of a bitch.
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 6/12/24 at 1:00 pm to
always leave them wanting more......

you think Ive gained this much power accidentally?
Posted by Prosecuted Collins
The Farm
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Posted on 6/12/24 at 1:07 pm to
For people that don't know...there are basically two Ren Fairs at all these things...

1) During the day, family friendly, passersby, etc.

2) Hardcore travelers which have a very high intersection with the fetish, swinging, etc communities. The campgrounds at Renaissance Fests are basically cosplay frick fests throughout the night into the morning.

Hence the rainbow buttplug tails.
Posted by OldmanBeasley
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Posted on 6/12/24 at 1:24 pm to
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always leave them wanting more...... you think Ive gained this much power accidentally?

Oldmanbeasley always attributed it to your fellatio skills.
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 6/12/24 at 1:40 pm to
thats the angle the documentary could've made millions on

the theme nights, VIP tent, This horney old bastard has created an entire town/industry to try to get himself laid

StGeorge should put an upside-down pineapple on their flag
Posted by TTU97NI
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Posted on 6/12/24 at 1:45 pm to
Been once, what I saw was hot fat sweaty people. Of course there is always the exception to the rule and you would see a hot chick dressed up, but for the most part it was fat sweaty gross chomping on a turkey leg.
Posted by Bard
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Posted on 6/12/24 at 2:21 pm to
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2) Hardcore travelers which have a very high intersection with the fetish, swinging, etc communities. The campgrounds at Renaissance Fests are basically cosplay frick fests throughout the night into the morning.


See also: "lance-polishing contests".
Posted by OldmanBeasley
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Posted on 6/12/24 at 2:32 pm to
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the theme nights, VIP tent, This horney old bastard has created an entire town/industry to try to get himself laid

RA’d for bigotry. Your ageism is disgusting.
Posted by Arkapigdiesel
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Posted on 6/12/24 at 6:18 pm to
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The campgrounds at Renaissance Fests are basically cosplay frick fests throughout the night into the morning.
Posted by BigB0882
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2014
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Posted on 6/12/24 at 8:25 pm to
I’ve never been to the renaissance festival. Watching this was frustrating because the end was the same as the beginning. George was a complete pervert and he would be sued for sexual harassment in any other job. That lazy eye kills me.
Posted by bad93ex
Walnut Cove
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Posted on 6/12/24 at 9:32 pm to
I've wanted to go to this in the past but then I heard about the hambeasts roaming around in chainmail and decided to pass.
Posted by YNWA
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Posted on 6/12/24 at 9:45 pm to
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They need to show the whores that were walking around with rainbow butt plugs as my little pony cos-play at 11 am while suggestingly eating a corn dog


Spoilers!
Posted by 3nOut
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Posted on 6/12/24 at 11:31 pm to
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2) Hardcore travelers which have a very high intersection with the fetish, swinging, etc communities. The campgrounds at Renaissance Fests are basically cosplay frick fests throughout the night into the morning.


A friend of mine grew up on the grounds covered in this doc around the culture. CPS forced him into Navasota in HS and his telling of that experience is pretty wtf.

He fortunately found Christianity in college and settled but some of his stories are wild.

One time he gave his testimony in church and his mom was there and said “it wasn’t that bad, you made me sound like a horrible mother.”

He responded with “mom, I love you and you were always there and I will never not be thankful but most of my life was spent on abandoned buses or RVs while you were sleeping around with random Ren guys to keep a roof over our head and to pay for the next show. You were a good mom in caring for me but my mother experience is not like other people”

Awesome dude on this side of it but that life sounded very unstable.
This post was edited on 6/12/24 at 11:36 pm
Posted by indytiger
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Posted on 6/13/24 at 6:48 am to
I wonder if the one in Hammond has all that stuff going on
Posted by cgrand
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Posted on 6/13/24 at 9:09 am to
the campground gets pretty wild.
The daytime festival is tame and a great day out for kids, we go multiple days every year it’s a blast. If you want to party naked, pitch a tent and get your freak on after the gates close.
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
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Posted on 6/13/24 at 11:23 am to
Ren Fairs are like the circus or the Harlem Globetrotters.

You only have to see it in person once.
Posted by skullhawk
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Posted on 6/13/24 at 12:03 pm to
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HBO's TexasRenFaire Doc


I suspect the entire thing was fake. The people are real, and of course, they are all weird, but all of the drama was scripted out. Even if you're gullible enough to think it was real, it was way over-produced.
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