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re: GoT S7 E4 "The Spoils of War" MAESTERS Thread
Posted on 8/8/17 at 11:50 am to OMLandshark
Posted on 8/8/17 at 11:50 am to OMLandshark
Hmm...then maybe this is how the Bran and Jon scene should go:
Jon: Good to see you again, brother
Bran: Actually we are cousins
Jon: What? I thought that Ned Stark was my father? Shouldn't we be half-brothers at least?
Bran: No, Ned Stark's sister Lyanna Stark is your mother...
Jon: Eww
Bran: And your father is Rhaegar Targaryan!
Jon: Oh, so you mean that my father is the son of the Mad King, Aerys Targaryan. The same Aerys Targaryan who is the father of Daenerys Targaryan. That makes her my Aunt.
sadly, that still may not be enough to get those Comotose Khals on board.
Jon: Good to see you again, brother
Bran: Actually we are cousins
Jon: What? I thought that Ned Stark was my father? Shouldn't we be half-brothers at least?
Bran: No, Ned Stark's sister Lyanna Stark is your mother...
Jon: Eww
Bran: And your father is Rhaegar Targaryan!
Jon: Oh, so you mean that my father is the son of the Mad King, Aerys Targaryan. The same Aerys Targaryan who is the father of Daenerys Targaryan. That makes her my Aunt.
sadly, that still may not be enough to get those Comotose Khals on board.
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Posted on 8/8/17 at 11:51 am to saintsfan92612
Bran: Indeed, your aunt, and certainly not your sister.
Posted on 8/8/17 at 11:52 am to saintsfan92612
That works...as long as Jon has just nailed Daeny before this exchange takes place.
With an extended Jon brooding scene to follow.
With an extended Jon brooding scene to follow.
This post was edited on 8/8/17 at 11:54 am
Posted on 8/8/17 at 11:53 am to saintsfan92612
The average person that watches this show doesn't even remember all the names of the characters (I'm talking main characters too).
Posted on 8/8/17 at 11:53 am to blueboy
Sweet obsidian knives I found.
Posted on 8/8/17 at 11:53 am to Tiger in NY
quote:
Hilt and pommels were and are the most common decoration for dragonglass is too brittle to make a (can't make the word out).
"too brittle to make a useful crossguard."
Posted on 8/8/17 at 11:56 am to P-Dawg
I think this is all going to come down to Valerian steel. The Valerians rose to power once they discovered dragons in volcanic mountains. Would it be safe to assume dragonglass + steel = Valerian steel?
This post was edited on 8/8/17 at 11:57 am
Posted on 8/8/17 at 12:01 pm to P-Dawg
Obsidian tools can be made much much sharper that steel but yeah, if the blade is too long or too wide, they would be very brittle.
Their best use by far is speartips, arrowheads, and small daggers.
Their best use by far is speartips, arrowheads, and small daggers.
Posted on 8/8/17 at 12:03 pm to 19
Speaking of brooding...
So, which one of the dragons is en route to having his (it's) own restroom? One of em has got to en-trans-gender themselves in order to lay eggs, right?
I mean...I would hope dragons aren't allowed to disappear forever after these three.
I'm betting Drogon. The female, in most species, is larger.
So, which one of the dragons is en route to having his (it's) own restroom? One of em has got to en-trans-gender themselves in order to lay eggs, right?
I mean...I would hope dragons aren't allowed to disappear forever after these three.
I'm betting Drogon. The female, in most species, is larger.
Posted on 8/8/17 at 12:07 pm to SCLSUMuddogs
I'm thinking Valyrian steel involves magic
Posted on 8/8/17 at 12:09 pm to SCLSUMuddogs
quote:
Even if she wasn't his aunt, the Targs have been doing the brother/sister incest thing for a hot minute right? Wasn't the mad king married to his sister?
That's what makes it doubly hilarious. "They're not the Lannisters".
Posted on 8/8/17 at 12:17 pm to OMLandshark
Yeah, that dude brings it beyond comotose Khal level.
Be-headed Ned?
Be-headed Ned?
Posted on 8/8/17 at 12:17 pm to OMLandshark
May I suggest one last conversation between Jon and Bran?
Jon: Good to see you again, brother
Bran: Actually we are cousins
Jon: What? I thought that Ned Stark was my father? Shouldn't we be half-brothers at least?
Bran: No, Ned Stark's sister Lyanna Stark is your mother...
Jon: Eww
Bran: And your father is Rhaegar Targaryan!
Jon: Oh, so you mean that my father is the son of the Mad King, Aerys Targaryan. The same Aerys Targaryan who is the father of Daenerys Targaryan. That makes her my Aunt.
Jon: So there are less of us than I thought.
Bran: Fewer.
Jon: Good to see you again, brother
Bran: Actually we are cousins
Jon: What? I thought that Ned Stark was my father? Shouldn't we be half-brothers at least?
Bran: No, Ned Stark's sister Lyanna Stark is your mother...
Jon: Eww
Bran: And your father is Rhaegar Targaryan!
Jon: Oh, so you mean that my father is the son of the Mad King, Aerys Targaryan. The same Aerys Targaryan who is the father of Daenerys Targaryan. That makes her my Aunt.
Jon: So there are less of us than I thought.
Bran: Fewer.
Posted on 8/8/17 at 12:18 pm to frankenfish
Sweet.
Posted on 8/8/17 at 12:26 pm to SCLSUMuddogs
quote:
Even if she wasn't his aunt, the Targs have been doing the brother/sister incest thing for a hot minute right? Wasn't the mad king married to his sister?
The Valyrians (Dragonlord families anyway) were big into the brother sister thing.
Posted on 8/8/17 at 12:39 pm to 1BamaRTR
I thought it was a Targ thing, once fled to Dragonstone to avoid the Doom.
Posted on 8/8/17 at 12:44 pm to Rakim
quote:
So now we know Jon and Dany are gonna hook up. Fire and Ice.
Posted on 8/8/17 at 12:46 pm to AceHole
quote:
AceHole
quote:
Wanted that dragon to die!
Why? Just so a Dragon would die, just to make you feel better, they have done everthing that they could have do to dumb down Dany's forces and now you want them to kill a Dragon, that they are gonna need for the war with the Knights King, Makes no sense!!
Posted on 8/8/17 at 12:53 pm to 19
quote:
The female, in most species, is larger.
Most species of what?
Posted on 8/8/17 at 12:56 pm to Sasquatch Smash
Reptiles
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