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Posted on 10/7/26 at 7:34 pm to S
Jerry: This is golden boy's son baby blue.
Posted on 10/7/26 at 7:48 pm to moviefan8
Jerry-“I will never understand people”. Elaine- “They’re the worst”
This post was edited on 10/7/26 at 7:49 pm
Posted on 10/7/26 at 7:59 pm to S
“I dont like it! And this is what Im doing with it!!”
Posted on 10/7/26 at 8:02 pm to BCTigerFan
Saleswoman: “What is her problem ?”
George: “aahh psshh what can you do?”
2:25 of this clip
George: “aahh psshh what can you do?”
2:25 of this clip
Posted on 10/7/26 at 8:08 pm to rbiggarjr
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Car Rental Agent: I know what a reservation is Jerry: I don't think you do. If you did, I would have a car. Used Jerry's line at restaurants a few times.
See you know how to take the reservation….you just don’t know how to hold the reservation.
Posted on 10/7/26 at 8:45 pm to Marciano1
Thick lustrous hair is very important to me.
Posted on 10/7/26 at 9:57 pm to S
Give it to the homeless…they’ll eat anything! What’s next? Lobster shells and chicken skins?
Posted on 10/8/26 at 12:04 am to S
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Mr. Peterman has some good ones
“It will always be Burma to me.”
“My neck is one gargantuan monkey fist.”
Posted on 10/8/26 at 5:13 am to S
Mr. Dalrymple. There is a George Bonanza here to see you.
Posted on 10/8/26 at 5:57 am to S
"And with Darren's help, we'll get that chicken!"
"Xanadu"
"TAMALE" (in slow motion)
"Xanadu"
"TAMALE" (in slow motion)
Posted on 10/8/26 at 6:01 am to Big Scrub TX
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That line is passed around all the time in my Seinfeld circle.
To this day whenever I’m looking for my wallet, I start yelling “My wallet’s gone. My wallet’s gone,” like Jerry’s dad at the doctor’s office.
Posted on 10/8/26 at 8:06 am to S
It didn't take
When George takes a shower after working out and says he's going to sweat in his important upcoming meeting. Jerry says, "why, you took a shower" George responds with "It didn't take"
When George takes a shower after working out and says he's going to sweat in his important upcoming meeting. Jerry says, "why, you took a shower" George responds with "It didn't take"
Posted on 10/8/26 at 8:18 am to donut
"Newman, let's go grab some mail sacks and haul these beauties out of here"
Posted on 10/8/26 at 8:30 am to OzzunaFromTheBraves
“In 20 minutes this place will be swarming with mailmen.”
Posted on 10/8/26 at 8:31 am to OzzunaFromTheBraves
George Costanza: "I was in the pool! I was in the pool!"
Jerry Seinfeld: "You mean... shrinkage?"
Jerry Seinfeld: "You mean... shrinkage?"
Posted on 10/8/26 at 9:39 am to S
There’s nothing dirtier than a giant rubber ball filled with oil.
He’s gonna find out he picked the wrong guy to hire because he was faking being handicapped.
He’s gonna find out he picked the wrong guy to hire because he was faking being handicapped.

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