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re: Favorite throwaway Seinfeld lines

Posted on 10/7/26 at 7:12 pm to
Posted by nealnan8
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2016
5366 posts
Posted on 10/7/26 at 7:12 pm to
BANYA - It's gold, Jerry, gold!

The roommate switch.. it can't be done.

For I am Costanza, King of the idiots.

It popped out.



Posted by DR93Berlin
Member since Jul 2020
1864 posts
Posted on 10/7/26 at 7:30 pm to
Take the pen!
Posted by moviefan8
Member since Aug 2024
76 posts
Posted on 10/7/26 at 7:34 pm to
Jerry: This is golden boy's son baby blue.
Posted by BCTigerFan
Member since Jan 2007
1824 posts
Posted on 10/7/26 at 7:48 pm to
Jerry-“I will never understand people”. Elaine- “They’re the worst”
This post was edited on 10/7/26 at 7:49 pm
Posted by Sugarbaker
Peachtree
Member since Jun 2023
687 posts
Posted on 10/7/26 at 7:59 pm to
“I dont like it! And this is what Im doing with it!!”
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
175172 posts
Posted on 10/7/26 at 8:02 pm to
Saleswoman: “What is her problem ?”

George: “aahh psshh what can you do?”

2:25 of this clip

Posted by Marciano1
Marksville, LA
Member since Jun 2009
20246 posts
Posted on 10/7/26 at 8:08 pm to
quote:

Car Rental Agent: I know what a reservation is Jerry: I don't think you do. If you did, I would have a car. Used Jerry's line at restaurants a few times.

See you know how to take the reservation….you just don’t know how to hold the reservation.
Posted by buffbraz
Member since Nov 2005
5786 posts
Posted on 10/7/26 at 8:45 pm to
Thick lustrous hair is very important to me.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
175172 posts
Posted on 10/7/26 at 9:10 pm to
Is there a pinkish hue?
Posted by LSUGUMBO
Shreveport, LA
Member since Sep 2005
9975 posts
Posted on 10/7/26 at 9:57 pm to
Give it to the homeless…they’ll eat anything! What’s next? Lobster shells and chicken skins?
Posted by Sugarbaker
Peachtree
Member since Jun 2023
687 posts
Posted on 10/8/26 at 12:00 am to
“Who is this?”
Posted by Sugarbaker
Peachtree
Member since Jun 2023
687 posts
Posted on 10/8/26 at 12:04 am to
quote:

Mr. Peterman has some good ones


“It will always be Burma to me.”

“My neck is one gargantuan monkey fist.”
Posted by StringMusic
Metaire, LA
Member since Dec 2006
829 posts
Posted on 10/8/26 at 5:13 am to
Mr. Dalrymple. There is a George Bonanza here to see you.
Posted by Chardee MacDennis
Pennsylvania
Member since Jan 2024
447 posts
Posted on 10/8/26 at 5:57 am to
"And with Darren's help, we'll get that chicken!"

"Xanadu"

"TAMALE" (in slow motion)
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
69415 posts
Posted on 10/8/26 at 6:01 am to
quote:

That line is passed around all the time in my Seinfeld circle.


To this day whenever I’m looking for my wallet, I start yelling “My wallet’s gone. My wallet’s gone,” like Jerry’s dad at the doctor’s office.
Posted by donut
Face, USA
Member since Jan 2004
3306 posts
Posted on 10/8/26 at 8:06 am to
It didn't take


When George takes a shower after working out and says he's going to sweat in his important upcoming meeting. Jerry says, "why, you took a shower" George responds with "It didn't take"
Posted by OzzunaFromTheBraves
Member since May 2025
80 posts
Posted on 10/8/26 at 8:18 am to
"Newman, let's go grab some mail sacks and haul these beauties out of here"
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
175172 posts
Posted on 10/8/26 at 8:30 am to
“In 20 minutes this place will be swarming with mailmen.”
Posted by OlGrandad
Member since Oct 2009
4779 posts
Posted on 10/8/26 at 8:31 am to
George Costanza: "I was in the pool! I was in the pool!"
Jerry Seinfeld: "You mean... shrinkage?"
Posted by PaulMainieriEmbolism
Louisianer
Member since Jul 2020
837 posts
Posted on 10/8/26 at 9:39 am to
There’s nothing dirtier than a giant rubber ball filled with oil.

He’s gonna find out he picked the wrong guy to hire because he was faking being handicapped.
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