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re: Disney has met with Macaulay Culkin about a new ‘Home Alone’ movie.

Posted on 7/28/26 at 12:28 pm to
Posted by SOBmustpay
North Louisiana
Member since Jun 2026
245 posts
Posted on 7/28/26 at 12:28 pm to
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Adult Kevin is released from prison after his Post-Home-Alone paranoia drove him to turn his new home into an escape room of horrors, resulting in the deaths of his wife, and friends and family who made the mistake of throwing him a surprise birthday party

I’d respect it if they just went for it in a crazy-arse way like this, but sadly it will probably end up something similar to this.


Posted by MightyJoeYoung
Member since Jul 2026
21 posts
Posted on 7/28/26 at 1:09 pm to
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Disney has met with Macaulay Culkin about a new ‘HOME ALONE’ movie. Culkin's pitch for the film had Kevin as a single dad who gets locked out of the house by his estranged son — “The house is a sort of metaphor for our relationship”


Get Chris Nolan as director and shoot entirely on Imax 70mm Cameras and print $2B.
Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
22152 posts
Posted on 7/28/26 at 1:10 pm to
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There's been no news of that happening and he's been publicly laughing at the idea. He removed himself from acting and public life and has had a blast making fun of himself on social media.

While true, it appears he has been a lot more active in the podcasts lately talking about the Home Alone movies, while also disputing the Die Hard is a Christmas movie theory.
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
131425 posts
Posted on 7/28/26 at 1:20 pm to
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he's been desperate to stay relevant since Home Alone.


This is not true. He retired a long time ago wealthy and mostly stayed out of the spotlight

Only in the past 5 years has he been open to really coming back
Posted by Purple Spoon
Hoth
Member since Feb 2005
21183 posts
Posted on 7/28/26 at 1:25 pm to
not as long as dorks like me keep lapping it up.
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
116734 posts
Posted on 7/28/26 at 2:04 pm to
How on earth can you have this movie with smart phones?
Posted by ChiTownBammer
South Florida
Member since Aug 2014
1564 posts
Posted on 7/28/26 at 3:35 pm to
Fair enough. I see him everywhere now but that could be a recent thing. Either way I don't want a Home Alone reboot.
Posted by thenza
Member since Sep 2013
1680 posts
Posted on 7/28/26 at 3:35 pm to
They already made Home Alone 3:

Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
61179 posts
Posted on 7/28/26 at 4:33 pm to
This is such a dumb idea. They had every opportunity to make the greatest movie ever by making an R-rated version where Kevin is homeless and ends up in a shelter with the Wet Bandits. It’s a team-up with them to pull off a heist of rich people like Robin Hood. This is where he teaches them all his tricks and they bond.

Call it “Homeless Alone”
Posted by rich4pres
Knoxville
Member since Dec 2016
11370 posts
Posted on 7/28/26 at 9:38 pm to
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Similar to Mark Hamill, he's been desperate to stay relevant since Home Alone

Has he though? He has seemed pretty content sitting on his money and hanging out with his hotty wife.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
158766 posts
Posted on 7/28/26 at 9:47 pm to
he must really need coke money

or has he graduated to...?
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the Pizza Underground was an American comedy rock band based in New York City. Mainly parodying songs by the Velvet Underground with pizza-themed song names and lyrics, the group consisted of Macaulay Culkin (kazoo, percussion and vocals) along with Matt Colbourn (guitar, vocals), Phoebe Kreutz (glockenspiel, vocals), Deenah Vollmer (pizza box, vocals) and Austin Kilham (tambourine, vocals).

Because of the theme, the band gave out boxed pizzas to people who attended their live performances.
Posted by messyjesse
Member since Nov 2015
2316 posts
Posted on 7/28/26 at 9:55 pm to
Is this the one where we follow Kevin's day to day in a maximum security prison after he was found guilty of a couple dozen aggravated assault and attempted murder charges? Pretty sure he caught some arson and BNEs as well.

And he never returned the toothbrush.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
158766 posts
Posted on 7/28/26 at 10:05 pm to
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Macaulay Culkin
A film set, 1988. 75 yr old Burt Lancaster sees 8 yr old MC going over the script:

BURT (friendly): Would you like some help going over your dialogue, son?

MC: (snarling) Just don't step on my lines.
Posted by Gusoline
Jacksonville, NC
Member since Dec 2013
11133 posts
Posted on 7/29/26 at 3:03 am to
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wet bandits


Sticky bandits were better but theyre the geritol bandits now
Posted by JodyPlauche
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2009
10024 posts
Posted on 7/29/26 at 4:04 am to
Disney approached me and asked me if I wanted another free trip to Disneyland!

I said NO! And NO means NO.
Posted by Sus-Scrofa
Member since Feb 2013
11358 posts
Posted on 7/29/26 at 6:17 am to
I’m not sure this works. But in 20 or 30 years you could do one where the twist is he’s grandpa, and his family accidentally leaves him home alone.
Posted by wesfau
Member since Mar 2023
2780 posts
Posted on 7/29/26 at 7:53 am to
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I guarantee Macaulay has been pushing for this for decades. Similar to Mark Hamill, he's been desperate to stay relevant since Home Alone.


You haven't been paying attention if you think Mark Hamill isn't relevant. His voice work over the past couple of decades is excellent and prolific.
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