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re: Dave Bautista the new Kratos

Posted on 8/20/26 at 9:18 pm to
Posted by SammyTiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2009
79839 posts
Posted on 8/20/26 at 9:18 pm to
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Nothing says God of War like this pearl necklace, blouse wearing fruit loop looking like he just rolled out of Studio 54 after a gay free for all.


Yeah I personally hope he doesn’t wear that
Posted by Frac the world
The Centennial State
Member since Oct 2014
21957 posts
Posted on 8/20/26 at 10:14 pm to
Bautista is a huge gaping pussy, I was gonna watch with Hurst now I’m out
Posted by NighthawkDawg
Member since Jun 2026
401 posts
Posted on 8/20/26 at 10:20 pm to
You are aware of what an actor is right
Posted by Translator
Member since May 2025
1247 posts
Posted on 8/20/26 at 10:54 pm to
He looks like Howie Mandel was dressed by Jaden Smith
Posted by Freauxzen
Washington
Member since Feb 2006
38891 posts
Posted on 8/21/26 at 12:02 am to
Bautista can't pull that off. Terrible casting.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
50937 posts
Posted on 8/21/26 at 5:52 am to
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Maybe he doesn't currently look the part.


Here's what he actually looks like now filming Highlander:




Looks like Kratos to me
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
50937 posts
Posted on 8/21/26 at 5:54 am to
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Bautista can't pull that off. Terrible casting.


You think Dave Bautista can't pull off grunting and saying "BOY" for 2 hours?
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
30979 posts
Posted on 8/21/26 at 6:56 am to
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You are aware of what an actor is right

You are aware of what a joke is, right?
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