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re: Dave Bautista the new Kratos

Posted on 8/20/26 at 9:18 pm to
Posted by SammyTiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2009
79971 posts
Posted on 8/20/26 at 9:18 pm to
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Nothing says God of War like this pearl necklace, blouse wearing fruit loop looking like he just rolled out of Studio 54 after a gay free for all.


Yeah I personally hope he doesn’t wear that
Posted by Frac the world
The Centennial State
Member since Oct 2014
22431 posts
Posted on 8/20/26 at 10:14 pm to
Bautista is a huge gaping pussy, I was gonna watch with Hurst now I’m out
Posted by NighthawkDawg
Member since Jun 2026
523 posts
Posted on 8/20/26 at 10:20 pm to
You are aware of what an actor is right
Posted by Translator
Member since May 2025
1296 posts
Posted on 8/20/26 at 10:54 pm to
He looks like Howie Mandel was dressed by Jaden Smith
Posted by Freauxzen
Washington
Member since Feb 2006
38996 posts
Posted on 8/21/26 at 12:02 am to
Bautista can't pull that off. Terrible casting.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
51160 posts
Posted on 8/21/26 at 5:52 am to
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Maybe he doesn't currently look the part.


Here's what he actually looks like now filming Highlander:




Looks like Kratos to me
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
51160 posts
Posted on 8/21/26 at 5:54 am to
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Bautista can't pull that off. Terrible casting.


You think Dave Bautista can't pull off grunting and saying "BOY" for 2 hours?
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
31513 posts
Posted on 8/21/26 at 6:56 am to
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You are aware of what an actor is right

You are aware of what a joke is, right?
Posted by Deadmanshand
Member since Jun 2026
434 posts
Posted on 8/21/26 at 7:39 am to
He's 57, so I would expect this to mean they will quickly transition the property to the daughter. Imagine that.

Edit: I was thinking of a different game. Oh well.
This post was edited on 8/23/26 at 9:28 am
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Member since Jul 2009
51160 posts
Posted on 8/21/26 at 7:45 am to
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I would expect this to mean they will quickly transition the property to the daughter.


Who's daughter?
Posted by The Godfather
Surrounded by Assholes
Member since Mar 2005
42698 posts
Posted on 8/21/26 at 8:11 am to
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He's 57, so I would expect this to mean they will quickly transition the property to the daughter. Imagine that.




What daughter?
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
Member since Nov 2012
52910 posts
Posted on 8/21/26 at 8:18 am to
The lack of respect for Dave isn't surprising when the board is praising movies from The Daily Wire
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
Member since Nov 2012
52910 posts
Posted on 8/21/26 at 8:19 am to
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He's 57, so I would expect this to mean they will quickly transition the property to the daughter. Imagine that.
tell me you've never played GoW without telling me you've never played GoW
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
31513 posts
Posted on 8/21/26 at 9:22 am to
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The lack of respect for Dave isn't surprising when the board is praising movies from The Daily Wire

These two thoughts aren't connected in any way. Bautista is a decent actor but a bit of a douchebag.
Posted by FightingOkra
Member since Oct 2024
507 posts
Posted on 8/21/26 at 9:24 am to
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I think he and Alan Ritchson should do a buddy movie. This board would LOVE that.


The board has a problem with Dave and Alan Ritchson? Why?
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
31513 posts
Posted on 8/21/26 at 9:32 am to
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The board has a problem with Dave and Alan Ritchson? Why?

Probably because they are douchebags of a similar stripe.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
51160 posts
Posted on 8/21/26 at 9:40 am to
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Why?


Neither one of them like the orange man and that's very triggering for all the folks that worship him.
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
Member since Nov 2012
52910 posts
Posted on 8/21/26 at 9:41 am to
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The board has a problem with Dave and Alan Ritchson? Why?
because they hate MAGA
Posted by caro81
Member since Jul 2017
6639 posts
Posted on 8/21/26 at 9:42 am to
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The lack of respect for Dave isn't surprising when the board is praising movies from The Daily Wire


yeah im surprised. everything ive seen him in hes done a fine job. Kratos isnt exactly someone who needs a lot of range to deliver a performance. I like Hurst too, but hes too injured. Plus his Temu kratos shot wasnt really inspiring.

Posted by imjustafatkid
Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
68954 posts
Posted on 8/21/26 at 10:04 am to
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The lack of respect for Dave isn't surprising when the board is praising movies from The Daily Wire


Every movie from The Daily Wire has been solid, and only someone who hasn't watched them would claim otherwise.

However, that is completely irrelevant to this discussion. Amazing to see people actually try to claim Dave Bautista is a good actor.
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