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Chrissy Moltisanti didn't get nearly enough respect as an enforcer

Posted on 5/18/22 at 10:23 am
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
One State Solution
Member since May 2012
55675 posts
Posted on 5/18/22 at 10:23 am
for obvious reasons (no one likes a drug addict), but still. chrissy was in the field slanin iron frfr.

-set up and killed "email"
-whacked mikey palmice
-killed one of the two guys who almost killed him
-killed two of the robbers in the poker game
-whacked the former cop
-took out the two black guys who were going to kill carmine
-involved in massarone's death
-gave up his bitch for snitching

i hope chris was remembered in the sopranos universe as a valiant solider and not just a sniveling junkie.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89552 posts
Posted on 5/18/22 at 10:26 am to
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a valiant solider and not just a sniveling junkie.


That's what made him a more fleshed out character. Paulie was (mostly) a cardboard cutout. He had his moments with his aunt/mom, the psychic, etc., but for the most part he was drawn in 2 dimensions.

Chris had the Hollywood thing, he was juggling philandering with the drive to settle down (and was deeply conflicted). His substance problems (for which his coworkers had no patience) only compounded all of this.

But, as you say, he was a very effective enforcer and generally had good instincts (of course he needed some experience in some areas, particularly rackets) when it came to the physical, violent side of OC. He was also lucky in that regard, which always helps.
This post was edited on 5/18/22 at 10:27 am
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
59532 posts
Posted on 5/18/22 at 10:37 am to
favorite Chris quote:

Adriana: I love you Chris-tah-fur
Chris : You bettah!!!
Posted by Captain Crown
Member since Jun 2011
50815 posts
Posted on 5/18/22 at 10:39 am to
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
112682 posts
Posted on 5/18/22 at 10:39 am to
-Had his head in the toilet when Silvio came in one morning
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
36061 posts
Posted on 5/18/22 at 10:42 am to
quote:

-set up and killed "email"
-whacked mikey palmice
-killed one of the two guys who almost killed him
-killed two of the robbers in the poker game
-whacked the former cop
-took out the two black guys who were going to kill carmine
-involved in massarone's death
-gave up his bitch for snitching


Shot a bakery counter-boy in the foot for disrespecting him.
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
49443 posts
Posted on 5/18/22 at 10:44 am to
-Let the Russian get away
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
112338 posts
Posted on 5/18/22 at 10:58 am to
quote:

Shot a bakery counter-boy in the foot for disrespecting him.


Not to mention he told Vito to GTFO of that bakery if he doesn’t want any trouble either (I know he wasn’t technically Vito at this point )

Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
36061 posts
Posted on 5/18/22 at 11:00 am to
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I know he wasn’t technically Vito at this point
I think he's listed in IMDB as "Obese closeted gay man".
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89552 posts
Posted on 5/18/22 at 12:41 pm to
quote:

Shot a bakery counter-boy in the foot for disrespecting him.



"You motherfricker! You shot my foot!"











Posted by rebelrouser
Columbia, SC
Member since Feb 2013
10632 posts
Posted on 5/18/22 at 1:18 pm to
-smothered Cosette to death
Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
36660 posts
Posted on 5/18/22 at 1:54 pm to
i've been on this train forever.

Sil and Bobby don't get hit if Chris is organizing the Phil hit. Paulie passes it down to patsy and neither of them think to question if Phil speaks Ukrainian.

Tony was horrible boss
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17139 posts
Posted on 5/18/22 at 2:04 pm to


Dude shot his shot for a 3-way

Then talked his way out of it when Adriana was pissed
Posted by DrSteveBrule
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2009
12010 posts
Posted on 5/18/22 at 2:19 pm to
Just started another rewatch. Greatest show of all time still. It has really held up.
Posted by Arkapigdiesel
Arkansas
Member since Jun 2009
13259 posts
Posted on 5/18/22 at 2:57 pm to
quote:

Let the Russian get away


The guy was an interior decorator, although his house looked like shite.
Posted by JohnnyBgood
South Louisiana
Member since May 2010
4289 posts
Posted on 5/18/22 at 3:34 pm to
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Then talked his way out of it when Adriana was pissed


“You and those videos!”
Posted by Marciano1
Marksville, LA
Member since Jun 2009
18440 posts
Posted on 5/18/22 at 3:48 pm to
Posted by prplhze2000
Parts Unknown
Member since Jan 2007
51432 posts
Posted on 5/18/22 at 4:11 pm to
The Russian was Spetznaz. He should've killed Chris and paulie
Posted by ThanosIsADemocrat
The Garden
Member since May 2018
9395 posts
Posted on 5/18/22 at 4:20 pm to
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Paulie passes it down to patsy and neither of them think to question if Phil speaks Ukrainian.


Well Patsy organized the hit on Tony…
Posted by TigerBornTigerBred
Member since Mar 2014
1341 posts
Posted on 5/18/22 at 5:20 pm to
The older guys didn’t like him cause they were jealous that Tony was moving him up so fast. This was evident in the episode from season 4 “No Show.”
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