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Anything on television that requires one to have an IQ higher than 70?

Posted on 6/20/18 at 1:21 pm
Posted by high
Texas
Member since Jun 2018
19 posts
Posted on 6/20/18 at 1:21 pm
I'm not a rocket scientist. Just throwing that out there...

I really never watch television unless it's the only option.

I have been home since Sunday for medical reasons. This is the first time in a long time since I've watched more than an hour of television in one sitting.

Television sucks. There is not one show on daytime television that requires a person to have an IQ of 70 or better. I can not wait until next Monday.

End rant.

Peace out...
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
18551 posts
Posted on 6/20/18 at 1:23 pm to
Congragufrickinglations.
Posted by Radiojones
The Twilight Zone
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10728 posts
Posted on 6/20/18 at 1:23 pm to
Science Channel
Posted by ellunchboxo
Gtown
Member since Feb 2009
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Posted on 6/20/18 at 1:26 pm to
best 2nd post ever.
Posted by high
Texas
Member since Jun 2018
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Posted on 6/20/18 at 1:28 pm to
Thanksafrickinglot.
Posted by hogNsinceReagan
Fayetteville, Ar
Member since Feb 2015
5879 posts
Posted on 6/20/18 at 1:31 pm to
There are 2 ways to watch Last Man on Earth...

Actually, there's only one way. In a small pool filled with margarita mix.
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
112198 posts
Posted on 6/20/18 at 1:32 pm to
quote:

There is not one show on daytime television that requires a person to have an IQ of 70 or better. I


If only there were services that you could pay a small monthly fee to watch high quality shows and movies any time you want.
Posted by VinegarStrokes
Georgia
Member since Oct 2015
13280 posts
Posted on 6/20/18 at 1:41 pm to
A person with an IQ above 70 would be able to utilize Google to find the various sources of quality television programming.

Posted by Captain Fantasy
Member since Mar 2013
1595 posts
Posted on 6/20/18 at 1:48 pm to
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily fromNarodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. ?? And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
Posted by LSUlefty
Youngsville, LA
Member since Dec 2007
26440 posts
Posted on 6/20/18 at 1:50 pm to
Community and Fringe
This post was edited on 6/20/18 at 1:50 pm
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
112198 posts
Posted on 6/20/18 at 1:50 pm to
Posted by Rep520
Member since Mar 2018
10406 posts
Posted on 6/20/18 at 1:50 pm to
quote:

Television sucks. There is not one show on daytime television that requires a person to have an IQ of 70 or better. I can not wait until next Monday. 


The target audience is people who don't have anything else going on at 1 pm on Tuesdays. That also happens to be the official meeting time for Mensa, so you see how it shakes out like it does.

I've heard the internet has things that can entertain you, and if you're posting here, I assume you know about the internet. I'd go that route.
Posted by McCaigBro69
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Posted on 6/20/18 at 1:58 pm to
Quality copypasta
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47557 posts
Posted on 6/20/18 at 1:59 pm to
Daytime television has been mouthbreather programming for at least 40 years.

Anyone with an IQ over 70 would already know that.
This post was edited on 6/20/18 at 2:03 pm
Posted by oreeg
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2006
5276 posts
Posted on 6/20/18 at 2:17 pm to
Jeopardy?

Posted by LuckyTiger
Someone's Alter
Member since Dec 2008
45153 posts
Posted on 6/20/18 at 2:21 pm to
I was stuck in a waiting room for a couple hours one day.

Mouth breather trash talk shows, soap operas, and nonstop plaintiff lawyer commercials urging people to get what’s owed to them.
Posted by sicboy
Because Awesome
Member since Nov 2010
77550 posts
Posted on 6/20/18 at 2:31 pm to
I'm kind of slow. Are you trying to say you're smart?
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86434 posts
Posted on 6/20/18 at 2:34 pm to
quote:

This is the first time in a long time since I've watched more than an hour of television in one sitting.


we're all very proud of you.
Posted by Freauxzen
Utah
Member since Feb 2006
37233 posts
Posted on 6/20/18 at 2:45 pm to
Legion
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
58035 posts
Posted on 6/20/18 at 3:44 pm to
Hard to believe you have an IQ over 70 if it's too difficult for you to find something on TV for person with an IQ over 70.
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