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re: A look back at great quotes from Futurama
Posted on 1/31/18 at 9:57 am to Freauxzen
Posted on 1/31/18 at 9:57 am to Freauxzen
Leela: Everybody hide in here and pretend to shower.
Fry: Just like every day. Got it.
Random/panicked worm soldier after Fry threatens to cut the medula oblongata: "WAAAIT A MINUTE MAN!"
Zapp: "Call me cocky, but if there's an alien out there I can't kill, it's because I haven't met him and killed him yet."
Fry: Just like every day. Got it.
Random/panicked worm soldier after Fry threatens to cut the medula oblongata: "WAAAIT A MINUTE MAN!"
Zapp: "Call me cocky, but if there's an alien out there I can't kill, it's because I haven't met him and killed him yet."
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Posted on 1/31/18 at 10:00 am to NawlinsTiger9
Fry: THAT'S the secret ingredient of Slurm?!
Leela: That's the only ingredient of Slurm!
Elzar: Spargle huh? What he do, bland himself to death?
Bender: No. He was eating some food I made and by a crazy coincidence his stomach exploded. Now I'm here to avenge him.
Elzar: OK but it seems like you're the one who killed him.
Leela: That's the only ingredient of Slurm!
Elzar: Spargle huh? What he do, bland himself to death?
Bender: No. He was eating some food I made and by a crazy coincidence his stomach exploded. Now I'm here to avenge him.
Elzar: OK but it seems like you're the one who killed him.
This post was edited on 1/31/18 at 10:05 am
Posted on 1/31/18 at 10:07 am to Scruffy
Leela: This all must have something to do with the secret ingredient.
Fry: My God! What if the secret ingredient is people?
Leela: No, there's already a soda like that. Soylent Cola.
Fry: Oh. How is it?
Leela: It varies from person to person.
Prof. Farnsworth (after warning people about the lava, yet Leela still tries to strip naked and jump in): Professor! Lava! HOT!
Cubert: Hey, Leela, help me apply these flame decals I got in my cereal; they'll make the ship go faster.
Leela: And what's your scientific basis for thinking that?
Cubert: I'm twelve.
Fry: My God! What if the secret ingredient is people?
Leela: No, there's already a soda like that. Soylent Cola.
Fry: Oh. How is it?
Leela: It varies from person to person.
Prof. Farnsworth (after warning people about the lava, yet Leela still tries to strip naked and jump in): Professor! Lava! HOT!
Cubert: Hey, Leela, help me apply these flame decals I got in my cereal; they'll make the ship go faster.
Leela: And what's your scientific basis for thinking that?
Cubert: I'm twelve.
Posted on 1/31/18 at 10:09 am to Scruffy
quote:
One of the greatest animated shows of all time.
Agreed
Posted on 1/31/18 at 10:12 am to Lakeboy7
D-D-D-D-Don't quote me regulations. I co-chaired the committee that reviewed the recommendation to revise the color of the book that regulation's in... We kept it grey!"
Posted on 1/31/18 at 10:14 am to LSUMJ
Leela: it means we'll never be able to go fast enough to catch him!
Fry: never?! Not even if we rub the engine with cheetah blood?
Posted on 1/31/18 at 10:24 am to LSUMJ
You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.
Posted on 1/31/18 at 10:25 am to Scruffy
Professor: With my dying breath, I blame ZOIDBERG!
Posted on 1/31/18 at 10:26 am to BlackAdam
I had snu snu
Posted on 1/31/18 at 10:44 am to Scruffy
Posted on 1/31/18 at 10:51 am to Scruffy
I use this one on my wife and kids a good bit. From when Bender adopted a bunch of kids.
Bender: What is it with you kids? Every other day, it's food, food, food. [kids look pleadingly at Bender]. Bender: Oh, fine. I'll get you some stupid food.
Bender: What is it with you kids? Every other day, it's food, food, food. [kids look pleadingly at Bender]. Bender: Oh, fine. I'll get you some stupid food.
This post was edited on 1/31/18 at 10:51 am
Posted on 1/31/18 at 10:54 am to Freauxzen
quote:
Freauxzen
quote:Damn you! I was hoping to beat you to this thread because I knew you'd take the ones I was thinking of.
I'm partial to Farnsworth, Morbo, and Zoidberg
Posted on 1/31/18 at 11:07 am to Jamohn
Mom: Jam a bastard in it, you crap!
Zap: In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces.
Zap: In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces.
Posted on 1/31/18 at 11:12 am to Scruffy
I always loved what I call their "algorithmic humor" - where they take a joke and then make it modular, sometimes by removing the content entirely:
Hermes (shivering and distraught): Sweet somethin' of...some place.
Zapp (not actually paying attention to whoever is talking to him): Well, that's whatever-you-were-talking-about for you.
I also love Bender's: Oh how I wish I could believe or understand that!
Hermes (shivering and distraught): Sweet somethin' of...some place.
Zapp (not actually paying attention to whoever is talking to him): Well, that's whatever-you-were-talking-about for you.
I also love Bender's: Oh how I wish I could believe or understand that!
Posted on 1/31/18 at 11:30 am to Scruffy
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One of the greatest animated shows of all time.
I remember when it was FOX's unwanted stepchild. Stuck in the NFL post-game death-slot where few would see it even on the weeks when it wasn't bumped off the schedule for football.
Posted on 1/31/18 at 12:55 pm to Scruffy
Fry: I can’t wait until I’m old enough to feel ways about stuff.
Bender: (stops laughing). Oh, you’re serious. In that case let me laugh even harder.
(In the candy heart factory research lab)
Chicken wire man 1: is heaven missing an angel because you’ve got nice cans.
Chicken wire man 2: my two favorite things are commitment and changing myself.
Bender: (stops laughing). Oh, you’re serious. In that case let me laugh even harder.
(In the candy heart factory research lab)
Chicken wire man 1: is heaven missing an angel because you’ve got nice cans.
Chicken wire man 2: my two favorite things are commitment and changing myself.
This post was edited on 1/31/18 at 1:03 pm
Posted on 1/31/18 at 1:10 pm to Cap Crunch
I never noticed the Executive Producers pop up right after that quote.
Let’s not forget one of the greatest in Hattie McDoogal.
McDoogal: It's got a TV, you young whatchacallit... idiot.
Bender: What's with all the crap?
Leela: It's not crap!
Hattie: Dr. Mbutu collected this crap when he was exploring the whatchacallit...universe.
I started this thread because I’m doing a rewatch of the show.
This post was edited on 1/31/18 at 1:12 pm
Posted on 1/31/18 at 1:19 pm to BlackAdam
quote:
You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.
That's a good one
Posted on 1/31/18 at 2:54 pm to 82fumanchu
Bender: I got your hook-up, Fry. Now, my usual fee's 500 bucks, but seeing as how it's you, I'll need it in advance.
Posted on 1/31/18 at 2:59 pm to Scruffy
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This post was edited on 5/27/23 at 5:53 pm
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