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Scruffy
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A look back at great quotes from Futurama
One of the greatest animated shows of all time.

What are some of your favorite quotes?

Zapp Brannigan: I’m in command here. Zapp Brannigan. Has my fame preceded me or was I too quick for it?


Bender: Of all the friends I’ve had, you’re the first.


Bender: Comedy is a dead art form. Now tragedy, that’s funny.


Fry: Wait! I’m having one of those things, you know, a headache with pictures.


Fry: You know what the worst part about being a slave is? They make you do all this work, but they never pay you or let you go
Leela: That's the only part about being a slave


Fry: Can I ask you a question?
Leela: As long as its not about my eye.
Fry: Errrrmmm...
Leela: Is it about my eye?
Fry: Sort of.
Leela: *sighs* Just ask the question.
Fry: Whats with the eye?


Fry: How could they even know about a show from 1000 years ago?
Prof: Well, Omicron Persei 8 is about 1000 light years away, so the electro-magnetic waves would just recently have gotten there, you see...
Fry: Magic, Got it.


Bender: Blackmail's such an ugly word. I prefer extortion; the "x" makes it sound cool.


Scruffy: I'm on break.
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Such an underrated show. It had the Scrubs thing going on where it could make you laugh, think, and cry. I know baby Bender, the dog, and the ending got to me hard.


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Breesus
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re: A look back at great quotes from Futurama
All time favorite quote:

Bender: Oh, no room for Bender, huh? Fine! I'll go build my own lunar lander, with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the lunar lander and the blackjack. Ahh, screw the whole thing!

Other favorites:

LINK

That suit was ugly! whale biologist.

Prof.: Fry, don't be so stupid.
Fry: I'll be whatever I wanna do

Prof: getting my brain out was the easy part... the hard part was getting my brain OUT

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re: A look back at great quotes from Futurama
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Prof.: Fry, don't be so stupid.
Fry: I'll be whatever I wanna do
Fry has some great “I’m stupid” quotes.

Dwight: I heard alcohol makes you stupid.
Fry: No I’m...doesn’t.


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It boggles me that there was a time that I thought Family Guy was the better show of that generation. I was so young, dumb, and immature back then.


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Zapp Branningan: You remind me of a young me. Not much younger mind you, perhaps even a couple of years older.

Zapp Brannigan: One day a man has everything, the next day he blows up a $400 billion space station, and the next day he has nothing. It makes you think
Kif: No it doesn't.

And my favorite:

Fry: Actually she wasn't me really my girlfriend. She just lived next door and never closed her curtains.


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I don't thin I could pick a favorite Zapp quote.

Here's a good one:

Fry: "I heard one time you single-handedly defeated a horde of rampaging somethings in the something something system"
Brannigan: "Killbots? A trifle. It was simply a matter of outsmarting them."
Fry: "Wow, I never would've thought of that."
Brannigan: "You see, killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them until they reached their limit and shut down


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When Fry becomes king of the water people’s planet by drinking the old king, and Leela tells him to be careful because nearly all the former kings were drunk at their inauguration:

Fry: I plan on having a few myself.


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I don't thin I could pick a favorite Zapp quote.

It's a near impossible task. Here's another good one.

Zapp: I'm the man with no name. Zapp Brannigan, at your service.


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Game's over, losers. I have all the money.


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quote:

[the Professor is on the phone]

Professor Farnsworth: Oh how awful. Did he at least die painlessly?

[pause]

Professr Farnsworth: To shreds you say, tsk tsk tsk. Well, how's his wife holding up?

[pause]

Professor Farnsworth: To shreds, you say.


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When you do things right people won’t be sure if you’ve done anything at all.

-god
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Man, frick Netflix for removing this show. And Scrubs. And Psych.


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re: A look back at great quotes from Futurama
Zapp: "The alien mothership! If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."


Zapp: "What the hell is that thing?"

Kif: "It appears to be the mothership."

Zapp: "Then what did we just blow up?"

Kif: "The Hubble Telescope."


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A look back at great quotes from Futurama


Always room for Futurama threads, have an upvote.



Some of my faves:

quote:

Nixon: Hello, Morbo. How's the family?
Morbo: Belligerent and numerous.
Nixon: Good man. Nixon's pro-war and pro-family.


quote:

Prof. Farnsworth: For example, if you killed your grandfather, you'd cease to exist!
Fry: But existing is basically all I do!


quote:

Prof. Farnsworth: Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball's in Farnsworth's court! [Farnsworth presses a button, revealing an arsenal of doomsday weapons.] Prof. Farnsworth: I suppose I could part with one and still be feared…


I'm partial to Farnsworth, Morbo, and Zoidberg

quote:

Prof. Farnsworth: Listen, this is gonna be one Hell of a bowel movement. Afterward, he'll be lucky if he has any bones left.


quote:

Dwight: What's this device's marketability? Who's the target consumer? Farnsworth: There is no target consumer! Only targets. Targets that will tremble in fear as their new master hands down edicts in my glorious, booming voice!


quote:

Professor Farnsworth: This isn't a business. I've always thought of it more of a source of cheap labour, like a family.


quote:

Hippie: Wow, look at the colours. These'll go great with my soul.
Zoidberg: Glad you like them. I've been making fine jewellery for years, apparently.


quote:

Zoidberg: Don't be so hard on yourself, Fry. You lost the woman of your dreams but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg!



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re: A look back at great quotes from Futurama
"I'm good at video games and bad at everything else. That's why I wish life were more like a video game"
?Fry
"Can you put that in the form of a question?"
?Farnsworth
"Uh, what if that thing I said?"
?Fry


Fry: Four identical castles!

Bender: Each more identical than the last


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BlackAdam
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Hermes ill have a horse coke.

Concessuon guy horse pepsi ok?

Hermes neigh


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