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re: Tiger Woods says his DUI arrest was caused by an "unexpected reaction" to medication

Posted on 5/29/17 at 10:27 pm to
Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
33847 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 10:27 pm to
Will Tiger just get a fricking wingman?

All his problems can be traced to not having a wingman.

A man such as Tiger should never:

1. Drive while drinking, drugs, etc
2. Call strange from his own phone

A good (paid) wingman would handle those things
Posted by ctiger69
Member since May 2005
31030 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 10:30 pm to
is lying.
This post was edited on 6/9/20 at 3:43 pm
Posted by mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Member since Nov 2015
38956 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 10:33 pm to
quote:

Will Tiger just get a fricking wingman?


Most famous people have somebody who is assistant/body guard/driver etc.

I don't know why Tiger is driving out to Taco Bell at 2 am like he's some college stoner.
Posted by Bench McElroy
Member since Nov 2009
34684 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 10:33 pm to
quote:

TMZ is reporting that his girlfriend was shopping in Dallas and got a phone call then proceeded to lose her shite. Sources say she kept saying "I knew it". I bet he had another slut in the car with him. Why else would she be saying that? lol







Posted by supatigah
CEO of the Keith Hernandez Fan Club
Member since Mar 2004
89738 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 10:34 pm to
Everybody needs a fall guy
Posted by Hook Em Horns
350000 posts
Member since Sep 2010
15695 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 7:43 am to
Oh and faking cancer is so much better right? That's what I thought. Don't throw stones if you live in a glass house you frick.
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
44860 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 7:49 am to
quote:

Opiates can cause swelling around the eyes / eyelids like that.
So can a 3-day bender with no sleep.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
25539 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 8:01 am to
This thread will bring out the schoolgirl fans of Elrod Woods, the ones who scream and titter with delight like pre-teen girls at a Justin Beiber concert every time they see their hero Tiger.
Posted by weptiger
Georgia
Member since Feb 2007
11536 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 8:36 am to
I predicted, but question the meds angle here.

His surgery was over a month ago and he said afterwards that he hasn't felt this good in years. If he is truly feeling great, why the continued need for pain meds?



Posted by Captain Crown
Member since Jun 2011
55821 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 8:36 am to
shite
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
70611 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 8:48 am to
I bet he was going home to jupiter island from one of the other players house in palm beach gardens, not a ton of nightlife in that area, especially at that time. He was obviously partying.
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
215993 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 8:49 am to
Really???????
Posted by Surgical widdit
Member since Apr 2017
93 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 8:55 am to
quote:

That thug is lying.


lol believe it or not dude still has major sponsors

He used poor judgment but nobody is giving a full confession to the media like some of you seem to want
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
41298 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 9:14 am to
Per TMZ:
Tiger was found asleep at the wheel. Failed field sobriety test. Blew zeroes in the breathalyzer.
Cop: Do you understand the alphabet test
Tiger: Yes. Recite the entire national anthem backwards. Lol. At least he wasn't drinking and driving
LINK
This post was edited on 5/30/17 at 9:16 am
Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
27568 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 9:20 am to
quote:

Tiger was found asleep at the wheel.


VicoSomaX

Good times.

Taken care of many. I'd hope Tiger had access to better shite though. If not, he is doing "drug seeking" wrong.
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
91273 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 9:26 am to
So the report of refusing the breath test and smells of alcohol are completely bogus? Shocker.
Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
107929 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 9:27 am to
quote:

So the report of refusing the breath test and smells of alcohol are completely bogus? Shocker.



So Tiger was telling the truth about not drinking, and people on this board were wrong? Shocker
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
112613 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 9:29 am to
quote:

So the report of refusing the breath test and smells of alcohol are completely bogus? Shocker.

Is that confirmed, or just from Tiger's statement?
Posted by More beer please
Member since Feb 2010
46195 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 9:29 am to
quote:

I bet he was going home to jupiter island from one of the other players house in palm beach gardens, not a ton of nightlife in that area, especially at that time. He was obviously partying.


He was wearing basketball shorts and a t shirt. Blew .000

That dude was just trying to get home from banging some sloot and taking pain meds
Posted by Hester Carries
Member since Sep 2012
25002 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 9:30 am to
quote:

Tiger Woods

quote:

That thug is lying


I dont usually say this...but you are most likely a racist lol.



That or you dont know what thug means. Tiger Woods is a thug????? Did you just think thug meant "bad guy" haha.
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