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Running rumors: pro track team kicked off HS campus for pooping on the track?

Posted on 2/23/22 at 2:38 pm
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
23016 posts
Posted on 2/23/22 at 2:38 pm
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Wait… this story of why pro runners in Flag are banned from using Sedona HS track for training rn cannot be real.


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Oh no. It is 100% real. A certain professional team that came to town, showed no respect...

The athletes that live here are furious. This is our local community and they've essentially ruined our relationship with the high school.


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Professional athletes do not have the right to defecate on school property.

Professional athletes do not have the right to go into the school during school hours.

- This wasn't one team... this is MULTIPLE incidents.


LINK

Letsrun and twitter is trying to get to the bottom of this. Apparently Bowerman Track Club was working out there recently...
Posted by Eighteen
Member since Dec 2006
37405 posts
Posted on 2/23/22 at 2:41 pm to
That’s a shitty thing to do
Posted by Packer
IE, California
Member since May 2017
8699 posts
Posted on 2/23/22 at 2:45 pm to
So they are mad the runners used bathrooms at the HS? Could have always done this

Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
23016 posts
Posted on 2/23/22 at 2:46 pm to
From what I can tell, someone actually pooped on the ground.
Posted by WaterLink
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2015
20740 posts
Posted on 2/23/22 at 2:48 pm to
Posted by DestrehanTiger
Houston, TX by way of Louisiana
Member since Nov 2005
13426 posts
Posted on 2/23/22 at 2:51 pm to
quote:

Professional athletes do not have the right to defecate on school property.

Professional athletes do not have the right to go into the school during school hours.


If my options are shite my pants or poop on the track, I'm pooping on the track.
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 2/23/22 at 2:55 pm to
Yeah, if they won’t let you in to use the bathrooms and you have to shite then it happens. At some point the poop is forcing its way out.
Posted by SmellslikeKevinBacon
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2012
6210 posts
Posted on 2/23/22 at 3:02 pm to
Posted by Peter167
Member since Mar 2020
6327 posts
Posted on 2/23/22 at 3:14 pm to
You can't run either. No chance unless you shite somewhere.
Posted by usc6158
Member since Feb 2008
39090 posts
Posted on 2/23/22 at 3:18 pm to
We wont rest until the Bowerman Poop Bandit is identified
Posted by GetBackToWork
Member since Dec 2007
6578 posts
Posted on 2/23/22 at 4:00 pm to
Good. Runners that shite everywhere are like cyclists blowing through stop signs because they're "training". Make them clean the shite or publish the security camera footage. They all need to be called out.

Posted by ellunchboxo
G-Town
Member since Feb 2009
19481 posts
Posted on 2/23/22 at 4:03 pm to
quote:

we're gonna make 'em eat our shite, then shite out our shite, then eat their shite which is made up of our shite that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfricks are next
Posted by SeeeeK
some where
Member since Sep 2012
30763 posts
Posted on 2/23/22 at 4:04 pm to
knew a guy who shite on the wrasslin mat a few times and got suspended for a season.

he was lazy and tried to cut weight at last minutes, and would take laxatives way 2 late in morning, and while on the mat, he had the runs.

Posted by Klingler7
Houston
Member since Nov 2009
12620 posts
Posted on 2/23/22 at 4:14 pm to
All that jungle juice they were drinking.
Posted by Pedro
Geaux Hawks
Member since Jul 2008
39157 posts
Posted on 2/23/22 at 4:44 pm to
Ive seen tweets referencing this but had no idea what it was about.

I mean ive pooped in some not so great places during long runs but the middle of a track has never been one of them. Theres always better options.
Posted by Keys Open Doors
In hiding with Tupac & XXXTentacion
Member since Dec 2008
32892 posts
Posted on 2/23/22 at 4:56 pm to
Why would they not be allowed to use the bathrooms at the school? That makes no sense.

Pooping on the track or right off the track or something like that is disgusting. I understand the anger there.

But why would a normal, non-sex offender adult who was invited to train at the school not be allowed to use the bathroom?
This post was edited on 2/23/22 at 4:58 pm
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
177322 posts
Posted on 2/23/22 at 4:59 pm to
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Professional athletes do not have the right to defecate on school property.

Professional athletes do not have the right to go into the school during school hours.

Did they actually poo outside?
Posted by JFT96
Member since Dec 2021
672 posts
Posted on 2/23/22 at 5:19 pm to
shite happens
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
91520 posts
Posted on 2/23/22 at 5:57 pm to
A horde of Hooters girls used a HS locker room before my baseball team used it for a road game in Miami.

When we got in it there were bloody tampons stuck to the mirrors and doors and shite.

People are assholes.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
105300 posts
Posted on 2/23/22 at 6:34 pm to
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Why would they not be allowed to use the bathrooms at the school? That makes no sense.



Wintertime. Water was probably cut off to keep the pipes from freezing. Northern Arizona gets pretty cold.

Or just to keep the bathrooms from getting trashed. Our local stadium is open to walkers/runners but the bathrooms are only open when there's an event.
This post was edited on 2/23/22 at 6:40 pm
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