re: Perhaps the most accurate “What he looks like” ever featuring Dabo

Jackie McMullin looks like the lady who accidentally spills a glass of red wine on the carpet in a commercial for a deep cleaning vacuum.

Sam Darnold looks like a Lego firefighter

CJ McCollum looks like the best friend on a TV sitcom.

Ed Orgeron looks like Fred Flintstone’s brother, Ed Flintstone.

Mina Kimes looks like your girlfriend’s roommate who answers the door to tell you, “she doesn’t want to talk to you right now”

Will Cain looks like your wife’s brother who borrows money from you, begs you to keep it secret to spare him the embarrassment, then uses your money to look like a big shot in front of the family.

Quinn Snyder looks like your neighbor whose work-life balance is so shot that he hastily mows the lawn each week in this three-piece suit and waves to you yelling, “living the dream, Mark” as he closes the garage and heads back into the house.

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Adam silver looks like the wooden spoon that comes with an Italian Ice.

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Will Cain looks like the guy pulled over on the side of the highway in his convertible, trying to talk his way out of a speeding ticket by angrily reminding the officer that, “my taxes pay your salary, pal.”

Jim Tomsula

Looks like a construction worker in an action film shouting "you can't go that way!" as a car blows through a barricade

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Jeff Van Gundy looks like a mortician who eats a sandwich while he works on the bodies.

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Bill Cowher looks like the overly intense softball dad who never had a son and is trying to live out his unrealized sports dreams through his obese daughter who plays first base and he refers to as a power hitter.

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