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re: Joe Burrow house broken into; 22yr old female “employee” of Joe living at the house

Posted on 12/10/24 at 6:10 pm to
Posted by TexasTiger08
Member since Oct 2006
30133 posts
Posted on 12/10/24 at 6:10 pm to
quote:

Is the 22yr old model there for an extra security boost to help the hired security?


You could be right…

Does he have pets? I have done pet-sitting before where the homeowner said I could hang out whenever I wanted, watch TV, lounge, etc.
Posted by TackySweater
Member since Dec 2020
24650 posts
Posted on 12/10/24 at 7:02 pm to
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Does he have pets? I have done pet-sitting before where the homeowner said I could hang out whenever I wanted, watch TV, lounge, etc.

I got a feeling this situation is likely a little different from yours lol
Posted by Ghost of Colby
Alberta, overlooking B.C.
Member since Jan 2009
15668 posts
Posted on 12/10/24 at 7:09 pm to
quote:

He had security there

So he needs the extra security of a 22yr old chick ?

I can’t get over the fact that the 22-yr-old noticed someone breaking in, and decided her best move was to call her mother instead of the security on premises or 911.
Posted by DrrTiger
Gulf of America
Member since Nov 2023
2544 posts
Posted on 12/10/24 at 8:30 pm to
Police released a photo of the intruders:

Posted by POTUS2024
Member since Nov 2022
20943 posts
Posted on 12/10/24 at 9:17 pm to
She's either a live-in fluffer or a beard. Judging by his wardrobe, I'm going with beard.

If you're a super rich NFL player and were going to hire a house sitter to watch over things when you're away at games, do you hire a 22yo girl or do you hire a security professional?
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
I'm your huckleberry
Member since Apr 2008
42478 posts
Posted on 12/11/24 at 11:00 am to
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She's either a live-in fluffer or a beard. Judging by his wardrobe, I'm going with beard.


Joe's "house sitter" is an SI Swimsuit model. Odds are she isn't there just to feed the dog.
Posted by sunnydaze
Member since Jan 2010
32941 posts
Posted on 12/11/24 at 11:23 am to
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don't know why the concept of house-sitting is beyond so many people


lol y’all naive as hell if you think Joe isn’t pounding that
Posted by TheWalrus
Land of the Hogs
Member since Dec 2012
47455 posts
Posted on 12/11/24 at 2:21 pm to
Could you imagine being the next guy to date Olivia Holzmacher? I wouldn’t blink twice if I saw a woman like her on a dating app, just the normal girl next door.
Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
55351 posts
Posted on 12/11/24 at 2:29 pm to
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What’s. 22ur old getting paid to live at Joes house for?


Brah, there are probably 5,000 videos on Pornhub with this exact plot line.
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
I'm your huckleberry
Member since Apr 2008
42478 posts
Posted on 12/11/24 at 2:42 pm to
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lol y’all naive as hell if you think Joe isn’t pounding that




This is definitely a "can you come over and sit on my face" type situation than "can you come over and house sit."
Posted by ChestRockwell
In the heart of horse country
Member since Jul 2021
7683 posts
Posted on 12/11/24 at 2:44 pm to
Thieves for Liberace and Paul Lynde
Posted by RohanGonzales
Pronoun: Whatever
Member since Apr 2024
10726 posts
Posted on 12/11/24 at 2:48 pm to
WTF is going on with her eye or is that AI?
Posted by TackySweater
Member since Dec 2020
24650 posts
Posted on 12/11/24 at 2:52 pm to
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This is definitely a "can you come over and sit on my face" type situation than "can you come over and house sit."

Wait, I was told early on the thread that I was poor and stupid and that this was just a house sitting situation lol
Posted by GCTigahs
Member since Oct 2014
2526 posts
Posted on 12/11/24 at 3:09 pm to
quote:

I can’t get over the fact that the 22-yr-old noticed someone breaking in, and decided her best move was to call her mother instead of the security on premises or 911.


Because she was probably in on the break in.
Posted by Corinthians420
Iowa
Member since Jun 2022
16104 posts
Posted on 12/11/24 at 3:11 pm to
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Because she was probably in on the break in.

nah, the league sent out a memo a few weeks ago that players homes were being targeted during their games by an international crime syndicate. this 22 year old blonde chick wasn't in on it.
This post was edited on 12/11/24 at 3:12 pm
Posted by PorkSammich
North FL
Member since Sep 2013
17618 posts
Posted on 12/11/24 at 3:17 pm to
quote:

Yah he's def hitting that. Some people are naive AF in here


Probably just shopping buddies bc he’s gay AF and a flaming lib.
Posted by SirWinston
Say NO to War
Member since Jul 2014
104464 posts
Posted on 12/11/24 at 3:49 pm to
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Probably just shopping buddies bc he’s gay AF and a flaming lib.


I don't think Joe is gay nor do I think he's a flaming lib. He was mildly anti Trump when Trump was at an all time low in popularity and was toxic in NFL circles, but he also took that picture with Trump and Bosa over the summer and is probably okay with Trump now that his (Trump's) star has risen.

This post was edited on 12/11/24 at 3:50 pm
Posted by 3PieceSpicy
Metairie
Member since Jan 2021
7913 posts
Posted on 12/11/24 at 5:50 pm to
Joe has always been a Trump guy

God forbid he answers a few questions mildly politically correct during the race baiting bullshite storm of the early 2020’s.

In terms of his gun takes, you gotta keep in mind, his mother is principal of a school and these questions were asked after school shooting events.

How is he supposed to answer under those circumstances? It’s honestly the media’s fault for continuously asking inappropriate questions to athletes (when only 1 answer is the right answer to the woke mob).
Posted by MrFreakinMiyagi
Reseda
Member since Feb 2007
19972 posts
Posted on 12/11/24 at 6:09 pm to
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Wait, I was told early on the thread that I was poor and stupid and that this was just a house sitting situation lol

How does him fricking her make this more than just a house sitting situation?

If I ever needed to hire a house/pet sitter, the friend I would call happens to be a girl that I have fricked.
Posted by tigerfan88
Member since Jan 2008
9041 posts
Posted on 12/11/24 at 7:47 pm to
Feel like a professional athlete who isn’t engaged or in a publicly monogamous relationship can almost by definition not be a “serial cheater.” Sounds like a lot of women want him to monogamous and he isn’t. Not sure “serial cheater”‘is a fair label. Be like calling Vinnie Chase a “serial cheater” in Entourage.
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