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re: I know it’s cliche, but our best athletes would dominate Soccer.
Posted on 7/7/26 at 2:38 pm to Tiger in NY
Posted on 7/7/26 at 2:38 pm to Tiger in NY
Steph Curry would’ve sucked at soccer
Posted on 7/7/26 at 2:38 pm to LNCHBOX
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thread title
No, the thread title is just that. A title. Does the title of a book tell you the entire premise of the book?
Posted on 7/7/26 at 4:20 pm to Sun God
quote:0.0% chance he would have sucked at it
Steph Curry would’ve sucked at soccer
Not only is he elite at a highly athletic sport like basketball, he is absolutely elite at golf, a blimey technical sport lad. Which I’ve heard it’s cracking hard to play a technical sport
Posted on 7/7/26 at 4:26 pm to lsupride87
Lets revisit this Kobe Bryant article from 2014
Bleacher Report
So there you have it. One of our best athletes of all time, training in probably the best soccer training hotbed in the world at the time (90s Italy) and he wasn't anything special.
Bleacher Report
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FIFA.com asked the Mamba, who has been attending matches at the 2014 World Cup in Brazil, about his fandom, and his response was rather interesting. "I am actually [a huge fan]. I grew up in Italy. From the age from six to 14 I played soccer every day. It is actually my favorite sport," he said
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Back in 2006, he discussed his playing career with Luis Arroyave of the Chicago Tribune (via the Los Angeles Times' Mark Medina):
"I wasn't anything spectacular. I would have moments of doing something crazy that really wasn't done on purpose. I'd pull off a nice move that was unintentional.
I started out at goalkeeper because my arms were so long and I didn't really have a good feel at handling the ball. As I practiced and progressed, they moved me to midfield."
So there you have it. One of our best athletes of all time, training in probably the best soccer training hotbed in the world at the time (90s Italy) and he wasn't anything special.
Posted on 7/7/26 at 4:28 pm to Patton
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The greatest soccer player of all time is 5’7 fwiw. Wish more smaller stud athletes in the US played soccer instead of riding the bench in sports where size makes a huge difference.
This.
LeBron would just flop and you all know it.
Posted on 7/7/26 at 4:33 pm to sgallo3
Kobe was very modest. If he said, "
Regardless, the point is not that Kobe or Lebron as specific individuals would be the ones to make it. The point is that the US has a huge pool of elite athletes like that to put in the bucket and see who rises to the top.
quote:then I suspect he may have had a little more soccer talent than he is letting on.
I would have moments of doing something crazy that really wasn't done on purpose. I'd pull off a nice move that was unintentional
Regardless, the point is not that Kobe or Lebron as specific individuals would be the ones to make it. The point is that the US has a huge pool of elite athletes like that to put in the bucket and see who rises to the top.
Posted on 7/7/26 at 4:38 pm to Tiger in NY
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Kobe was very modest.
Im sure he was good, much better than myself, but professionals are on an entirely different planet skillwise.
This post was edited on 7/7/26 at 4:39 pm
Posted on 7/7/26 at 4:41 pm to sgallo3
Akeem, who is probably the most athletic center in NBA history, started as a soccer player
beat shaqs arse up and down the court
beat shaqs arse up and down the court
Posted on 7/7/26 at 4:42 pm to sgallo3
It’s so cool living in America where everyone is 6’6” or taller.
Posted on 7/7/26 at 4:51 pm to sgallo3
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Kobe was good enough to play soccer professionally he would have, Especially in Italy where there are 100s of professional teams and even more semi-professional teams.
No, Kobe was always going to follow in his father's footsteps as an NBA player. Soccer was a hobby for him. His dad was a professional bball player in Italy, which is why they were there in the first place.
Posted on 7/7/26 at 5:07 pm to lsupride87
I’m on your side here pride 
Posted on 7/7/26 at 5:12 pm to _Hurricane_
Imagine victor wembanyama as a goalie though...
Posted on 7/7/26 at 5:31 pm to Sun God
I don’t even know whose side I’m on anymore. I’m so confused what this thread turned into 
Posted on 7/7/26 at 5:37 pm to WestCoastAg
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The entire world is losing its mind over a 6'5 Norwegian just physically dominating and scoring over everyone
Haaland's dominance is a lot more than just physical athleticism.
Reducing Haaland to just a physical freak is like saying the only reason Tiger Woods was good at golf was because he worked out and none of the other pros did.
Posted on 7/7/26 at 5:38 pm to _Hurricane_
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Yes I’m sure that fricking Bo Jackson could never be near the player that some random Norwegian is if he started playing soccer at 14. He just couldn’t figure out how to deal with Jurgen Bunblefrick who is 5’8 145 pounds.
Bo Jackson famously can't dribble a basketball. What makes you think he could do that with his feet?
Posted on 7/7/26 at 5:44 pm to 21JumpStreet
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Imagine victor wembanyama as a goalie though...
France would be even more unstoppable
Posted on 7/7/26 at 5:54 pm to Kankles
quote:People underestimate the cultural aspect of soccer in European countries. Not only are the vast majority of their youth athletes soccer players, they grow up with the sport as soon as they are born. Kids play in the neighborhood with their friends every day, they play at recess, they play with their fathers and family who all played soccer their whole life. Even with our vast population and resources, it’s not easy to overcome our cultural shortcomings compared to these established countries.
I know it’s cliche, but our best athletes would dominate Soccer.
Posted on 7/7/26 at 5:55 pm to 21JumpStreet
quote:Insanely large 5-hole and he’ll have serious issues on low shots
Imagine victor wembanyama as a goalie though...
Posted on 7/7/26 at 6:04 pm to JohnnyKilroy
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Bo Jackson famously can't dribble a basketball. What makes you think he could do that with his feet?
Bo Jackson maybe not but I bet Deion sanders could
Posted on 7/7/26 at 6:14 pm to _Hurricane_
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The Soccer tards will continue to pretend that Jamar Chase or prime Julio wouldn’t outpace and physically dominate random Belgians
What good is running as fast as a bolt of lightning if you can’t keep the ball at your feet
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