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re: Bret Bielema’s Weight

Posted on 9/24/17 at 11:04 am to
Posted by RLDSC FAN
Rancho Cucamonga, CA
Member since Nov 2008
60244 posts
Posted on 9/24/17 at 11:04 am to
Wow, those pics are bad. The stress of the job must be killing the guy.
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
38067 posts
Posted on 9/24/17 at 12:44 pm to
I guess he knows all the BBQ joints in Fayetteville.
Posted by OceanMan
Member since Mar 2010
23275 posts
Posted on 9/24/17 at 1:42 pm to
Agreed he looks even fatter.
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
139098 posts
Posted on 9/24/17 at 2:02 pm to
I blame slim chickens and the catfish hole.
Posted by nvasil1
Hellinois
Member since Oct 2009
17812 posts
Posted on 9/24/17 at 2:25 pm to
quote:

This is still the goat fat pic



Poor Obie...I still think of the collateral damage he suffered during the Great Clemsoning.



On topic though, Bert's weight gain in a relatively short period of time is pretty frightening.
Posted by lynxcat
Member since Jan 2008
25228 posts
Posted on 9/24/17 at 2:37 pm to
Thyroid issue?
Posted by Big_Sur
Member since Nov 2012
1175 posts
Posted on 10/2/17 at 4:58 pm to
Fat Bert may have gained an extra 20 pounds since the beginning of this season. Sad.

The man has no self control, no self discipline. Not sure how he's expected to instill discipline in others.
Posted by StarSaint
lafayette
Member since Nov 2006
7490 posts
Posted on 10/2/17 at 7:10 pm to
good grief he looks like shite.
Posted by SwaggerCopter
H TINE HOL IT DINE
Member since Dec 2012
27515 posts
Posted on 10/2/17 at 7:21 pm to
I wonder if his wife will even have sex with him at this point?

I mean, he is like gag reflex fat at this point.
Posted by mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Member since Nov 2015
39466 posts
Posted on 10/2/17 at 7:25 pm to
Going from Wisconsin to Arkansas is a lateral move in terms of health. (Actually, Arkie has added pounds). Too much southern fried food. He's done himself no favors.

He needs to avoid a triple bypass and take a job in Colorado.
This post was edited on 10/2/17 at 7:27 pm
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
84486 posts
Posted on 10/2/17 at 7:31 pm to
His wife has to be getting railed on the side.
Posted by OU812
Michigan
Member since Apr 2004
13687 posts
Posted on 10/2/17 at 7:41 pm to
He is actually Butt-head's dad... LINK
Posted by Grit-Eating Shin
You're an Idiot
Member since May 2013
8578 posts
Posted on 10/2/17 at 9:45 pm to
His feet look disproportionately big in the skinny pic. At least he's grown into them.
Posted by VADawg
Wherever
Member since Nov 2011
48559 posts
Posted on 10/2/17 at 9:57 pm to
quote:

His wife has to be getting railed on the side.


He'd kill her if he got on top.

All jokes aside, he needs a few years off from coaching. He's going to kill himself at this rate.
Posted by LarryCLE
Member since Apr 2017
1723 posts
Posted on 10/3/17 at 6:27 am to
Mangino’s actually lost some weight. Bert may be assuming the mantle soon.

Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37310 posts
Posted on 10/3/17 at 6:45 am to
quote:

Big_Sur


What an odd 8 day later bump.

A few things: Bert does look horrible and Bert did used to be skinny but he wasn't that skinny (as in the pics posted on here) when he arrived in Fayetteville. At that point, he was already chunky. The pic posted here must have been early Wisky days.

His wife just gave birth to their daughter a few months ago so they are or were sexing after he was huge. Karma Jen either likes him obese or wants him to die young.
Posted by StraightCashHomey21
Aberdeen,NC
Member since Jul 2009
126745 posts
Posted on 10/3/17 at 6:52 am to
quote:

Thyroid issue?


Is such bullshite

Wouldn’t be an issue for people if they laid off the processed foods
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47034 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 5:02 pm to
Arkansas is playing Mizzou now. They keep showing Bert on the sidelines. Bert is fat.
Posted by FearlessFreep
Baja Alabama
Member since Nov 2009
20057 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 5:09 pm to
quote:

That mf gained another 20 pounds since last season.
Honestly, if he gained only 20 lbs from last year, you wouldn't be able to tell.
Posted by Trout Bandit
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Dec 2012
15065 posts
Posted on 11/24/17 at 5:27 pm to
Mizzou is about to end his career at Arkansas. There’s no telling how fat he’ll be the next time we see him.
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