Astros and Rangers baws… unite

Before we go full shitposting mode, we should all acknowledge that this is really cool. Instead of the eyes of the baseball world being on the media darlings like NYY or BOS, the ALCS will be entirely in Texas.

Casuals will get drawn in, new fans will be minted, the rivalry will grow. Hell, maybe we’ll get on Sunday Night Baseball every now and then.

Scott Servais will watch every pitch with seething resentment. That’s something we can all enjoy.

With those pleasantries out of the way, I’ll leave you with this. Words my mother often told me as a young boy, that have sustained me through the years. She’d lean over me and softly whisper… frick the Rangers.

Here’s to a great ALCS