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re: A 4th Dildo

Posted on 8/8/25 at 8:40 am to
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
103115 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 8:40 am to
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Bro. It’s enter-tain-ment bro!!


People have no idea that this is how THAT particular dildo really talks.

Kind of explains Cornette wanting to throttle him, doesn’t it?
Posted by Zap Rowsdower
MissLou, La
Member since Sep 2010
15590 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 8:43 am to
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People have no idea that this is how THAT particular dildo really talks. Kind of explains Cornette wanting to throttle him, doesn’t it?


Oh it most definitely explains, among other things, why his one goal in life is to out live Shitstain so he can piss on his grave and why he gave Stacy her instructions
This post was edited on 8/8/25 at 8:45 am
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
103115 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 8:44 am to
Him cutting down on the Wendy’s in order to be able to live that long is a strong statement on the subject.
Posted by Zap Rowsdower
MissLou, La
Member since Sep 2010
15590 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 8:46 am to
I think he said in another interview he swapped from Sprite to 7-Up for a little while because it had less sugar for this very reason. Another strong statement
Posted by Saunson69
Stephen the Pirate
Member since May 2023
8230 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 8:53 am to
Apparantly, it's to promote their "Green Dildo" cyrpto coin released recent. I cant look it up on work computer so dont know how its doing haha.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
103115 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 8:54 am to
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Apparantly, it's to promote their "Green Dildo" cyrpto coin released recent. I cant look it up on work computer so dont know how its doing haha.


I’m sure some people went hard on it but that the returns appear a bit flaccid.
Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
369 Cardboard Box Lane
Member since Nov 2019
13903 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 9:03 am to
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ESPN has an article up claiming that the green dildos were orchastrated by a crypto coin group.


Yes. Clay Travis interviewed one of them.
Posted by FlyDownTheField83
Auburn AL
Member since Dec 2021
1362 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 9:03 am to
I like the way the one referee starts to trot over to get it off the court,….

….begins to realize what it is and slows down,….

You can almost see the thought, “Awww, hell no bro….” appear in his mind when he stops and motions for someone to come get it off the off the court.
Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
20696 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 9:09 am to
It really is disappointing that we are now up to a 4th dildo and not only has no one gotten one to stick to the floor, but they are not even trying to get them to stick to the backboards.
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
I'm your huckleberry
Member since Apr 2008
40691 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 9:14 am to
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Well somebody needs to tell the billionaire businessman who is putting up $250 million to buy a team and the four other billionaires putting up hundreds of millions for expansion teams.


You can't honestly think those billionaires are buying the teams out of respect for the league.
Posted by sharkfhin
Water
Member since Sep 2008
4866 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 9:48 am to
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Can anyone put together the jefferson counting his 4 TDs gif with each finger becoming a dildo?
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
I'm your huckleberry
Member since Apr 2008
40691 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 10:11 am to
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Apparantly, it's to promote their "Green Dildo" cyrpto coin released recent. I cant look it up on work computer so dont know how its doing haha.


Looks like there is a Green Dildo (DILDO) coin that is up 238% over the past week. Up 15% in the past day. Wish I would have known about it earlier.
Posted by geauxpurple
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2014
16517 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 10:15 am to
At least they don’t dive for them as though they were throws from a Mardi Gras float.
Posted by BZ504
Texas
Member since Oct 2005
12825 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 10:28 am to
The NBA should love this publicity. People are talking about it.
Posted by Harry Caray
Denial
Member since Aug 2009
20176 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 10:37 am to
quote:

Mascona has already bragged about killing it in dildocoin

Misspelling Moscona has to be my biggest pet peeve on this site
Posted by OU Guy
Member since Feb 2022
24419 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 4:32 pm to
Posted by TexasTiger08
Member since Oct 2006
29089 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 4:49 pm to
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Clown show.


quote:

It's the main reason I come to this board.


I hate to be the guy to tell you, but….
Posted by TexasTiger08
Member since Oct 2006
29089 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 4:50 pm to
quote:

You can't honestly think those billionaires are buying the teams out of respect for the league.


Probably a tax write off
Posted by Shooter
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
8669 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 5:02 pm to
quote:

A 4th Dildo




The highlight of the game!
Posted by SelaTiger
Member since Aug 2016
21239 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 9:20 pm to
At this point, MVP needs to be voted on for every game. MVP gets to take the dildo home!
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