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Univ of Texas after play celebrations in Knoxville…

Posted on 9/28/26 at 12:07 pm
Posted by Spocks Brain
Member since Nov 2025
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Posted on 9/28/26 at 12:07 pm
What in the heck is going on in Austin? Simmons peeing all over the sacked QB and then after a touchdown one of the players unzipping his pants and smelling his balls which causes him to pass out… what the hell!
Posted by Raoul Stimulato
Hale Bopp Comet
Member since Sep 2022
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Posted on 9/28/26 at 12:20 pm to
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unzipping his pants and smelling his balls which causes him to pass out… what the hell!


This is a quality and inventive celebration.

Ohio State fan, but I’ve always respected Texas

This further enhances that respect.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 9/28/26 at 12:30 pm to
I’m at critical mass with my tolerance for these celebrations after practically every play. It makes watching the game far less enjoyable for me. I couldn’t care less if you agree, and I will continue to shake my fist at that putrid cloud.
Posted by castorinho
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Posted on 9/28/26 at 12:31 pm to
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the players unzipping his pants and smelling his balls which causes him to pass out
wait what
Posted by JakeFromStateFarm
*wears khakis
Member since Jun 2012
13238 posts
Posted on 9/28/26 at 12:34 pm to
My favorite part of Colin Simmons pissing celebration was his complete shock afterwards that the referees would actually throw a flag on him for doing it
Posted by Spocks Brain
Member since Nov 2025
384 posts
Posted on 9/28/26 at 12:37 pm to
I suck st trying to link things on here but this was it…

Completely overlooked and absolutely unbelievable

LINK
Posted by Magnus
San Diego
Member since Sep 2019
2159 posts
Posted on 9/28/26 at 12:37 pm to
they're all just hired goons
Posted by LSUJML
Central
Member since May 2008
57016 posts
Posted on 9/28/26 at 12:39 pm to
Maybe I’m getting soft in my old age but that’s just gross
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
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Posted on 9/28/26 at 12:40 pm to
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What in the heck is going on in Austin?


NIL - they are looking for the players with high moral skills, just high football skills.

It wasn't just Texas BTW, SC suspended their best player, USC suspended the head hunter.


Posted by beauchristopher
Member since Jan 2008
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Posted on 9/28/26 at 12:41 pm to
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
62707 posts
Posted on 9/28/26 at 12:42 pm to
Posted by Chaz95
Dallas, Texas
Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 9/28/26 at 12:44 pm to
Posted by Spocks Brain
Member since Nov 2025
384 posts
Posted on 9/28/26 at 12:44 pm to
I feel like Texas has raised the bar on these sexual celebrations.
I’m sure yall are aware but in the NFL for years players when the make a first down run their finger under their nose into the hand/arm motion of signaling a first down. You have to know what they are smelling the finger for ??
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
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Posted on 9/28/26 at 12:45 pm to
Just guys being dudes
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
35465 posts
Posted on 9/28/26 at 12:46 pm to
it was stupid AF for them to do that but I always have loved celebrations.

Maybe i played too much NFL Blitz as a kid.
Posted by choupiquesushi
yaton rouge
Member since Jun 2006
35921 posts
Posted on 9/28/26 at 12:46 pm to
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I’m at critical mass with my tolerance for these celebrations after practically every play. It makes watching the game far less enjoyable for me. I couldn’t care less if you agree, and I will continue to shake my fist at that putrid cloud.


big time college football has passed the point of no return
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
62707 posts
Posted on 9/28/26 at 12:47 pm to
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You have to know what they are smelling the finger for ??


I made a first down! Now, let me demonstrate the behavior of a horny teenage boy.

Makes perfect sense.
Posted by Spocks Brain
Member since Nov 2025
384 posts
Posted on 9/28/26 at 12:50 pm to
It’s grotesque and has been completely overlooked by the NFL for years- I’m really shocked some women’s groups haven’t run with this and caused a stink, lol!
This post was edited on 9/28/26 at 1:02 pm
Posted by JamalMurry27
Tennessee Titans
Member since May 2023
9144 posts
Posted on 9/28/26 at 12:58 pm to
I simulated taking a shite this morning unfortunately
Posted by Juan Betanzos
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2005
4733 posts
Posted on 9/28/26 at 1:32 pm to
Why can’t we go back to the good ole days, with Billy “White Shoes” Johnson doing his dance in the EZ
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