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Turning 40 at 12:00
Posted on 10/22/26 at 11:55 pm
Posted on 10/22/26 at 11:55 pm
Am I gonna wake up and everything hurts and doesn’t work?
Posted on 10/22/26 at 11:57 pm to ScottAndrew
Time to order that Life Alert. You get used to it.
Posted on 10/22/26 at 11:58 pm to ScottAndrew
Happy Birthday baw.
Posted on 10/23/26 at 12:02 am to ScottAndrew
Happy Birthday. You will experience many things after 40. Unfortunately none of them are pleasant. Don't worry though... you'll get used to disappointment.
Posted on 10/23/26 at 12:02 am to ScottAndrew
Since turning 40, I've rolled my ankle a half dozen times.
I'm not even 40.3 yet
I'm not even 40.3 yet
Posted on 10/23/26 at 12:03 am to ScottAndrew
Welcome to the downhill side. It goes faster every year.
Posted on 10/23/26 at 12:05 am to ScottAndrew
Get you an Edgy 40 Year Old Male Starter Pack
Posted on 10/23/26 at 12:07 am to SingleMalt1973
Or maybe the 40 year old who hits on 18 year old girls starter kit..
Posted on 10/23/26 at 12:22 am to ScottAndrew
They say 40 is the brand new 30.
Posted on 10/23/26 at 12:28 am to ScottAndrew
quote:get some new pussy and buy a 4Runner
Turning 40 at 12:00
Posted on 10/23/26 at 12:36 am to ScottAndrew
quote:
Am I gonna wake up
Probably not at your age.
Posted on 10/23/26 at 1:21 am to ScottAndrew
quote:
Turning 40 at 12:00
Get prepared to start randomly bitching about how “bright” headlights are these days.
Posted on 10/23/26 at 1:27 am to X123F45
I have another one.
At forty, sometimes when I lift my dick to pee, my shoulder pops out.
That isn't a brag, I've got a small dick and bad shoulders.
At forty, sometimes when I lift my dick to pee, my shoulder pops out.
That isn't a brag, I've got a small dick and bad shoulders.
Posted on 10/23/26 at 2:50 am to ScottAndrew
You had a good run.
Scratch that. You had a run.
Scratch that. You had a run.
Posted on 10/23/26 at 2:55 am to ScottAndrew
I feel like it's harder for me to hold my farts in now that I'm 40
Posted on 10/23/26 at 2:58 am to OysterPoBoy
quote:We've got a whole lot faster access to info about nutrition, fitness, healthier habits and ways to keep stress down now so there's a lot of weight to this
They say 40 is the brand new 30.
quote:That's the giving less fricks kicking in
I feel like it's harder for me to hold my farts in now that I'm 40
This post was edited on 10/23/26 at 3:00 am
Posted on 10/23/26 at 3:14 am to ScottAndrew
quote:Not yet. Give it time.
everything hurts and doesn’t work?
Posted on 10/23/26 at 3:19 am to ScottAndrew
Check your ears! Pretty sure 40 is where ear hair begins to grow like that beanstalk from the story with Jack.
Posted on 10/23/26 at 4:09 am to ScottAndrew
I’m approaching 50 and about to go on a 7 mile run. Will hit the gym later this afternoon. I feel great.
Posted on 10/23/26 at 4:15 am to ScottAndrew
You can buy readers in bulk, and that’s exactly what you should do.
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