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Posted on 9/8/21 at 5:28 pm
Posted by RichJ
The Land of the CoonAss
Member since Nov 2016
3134 posts
Posted on 9/8/21 at 5:28 pm
Gonna be pre-scripted & produced like Biden’s podium appearances, prepare to enter the “spin zone”…
Posted by NorthshoreTiger76
Pelicans, Saints, & LSU Fan
Member since May 2009
80182 posts
Posted on 9/8/21 at 5:29 pm to
It’s always that way
Posted by BigBrod81
Houma
Member since Sep 2010
18963 posts
Posted on 9/8/21 at 5:32 pm to
quote:

Gonna be pre-scripted 


quote:

prepare to enter the “spin zone”…


Posted by RummelTiger
Texas
Member since Aug 2004
89888 posts
Posted on 9/8/21 at 5:33 pm to
"Um, yeah...hey, coach...this is everyone from The Rant. So, uh, is it true you wanted to beat a baw up in Port Fourchon? Also, how you like dem titties on your girl, as they look really nice in the pics. Also, when you gonna quit? Thanks!"
Posted by J2thaROC
Member since May 2018
13035 posts
Posted on 9/8/21 at 5:34 pm to
But does he make up words like covfefe and hamburders or slur his words like United Shhtatshhh of America? Does he have a higher than 10 word vocabulary?
Posted by la_birdman
Lake Charles
Member since Feb 2005
31014 posts
Posted on 9/8/21 at 5:35 pm to
The phone lines will magically experience 'technical difficulties' so they'll have to have just questions from the same people that are there in person every week.
Posted by lsufan1971
Zachary
Member since Nov 2003
18291 posts
Posted on 9/8/21 at 5:36 pm to
Do they still take callers on air?
Posted by sta4ever
The Pit
Member since Aug 2014
15195 posts
Posted on 9/8/21 at 5:37 pm to
quote:

But does he make up words like covfefe and hamburders or slur his words like United Shhtatshhh of America?


It may just be me but a lot of times I can’t make out a damn thing O is saying. This sounds like something he’d say too
Posted by ibldprplgld
Member since Feb 2008
25029 posts
Posted on 9/8/21 at 5:37 pm to
Of course it will be, bc God forbid an adult take actual questions regarding his or her job these days.
Posted by StarSaint
lafayette
Member since Nov 2006
7490 posts
Posted on 9/8/21 at 5:40 pm to
Posted by lsufan1971
Zachary
Member since Nov 2003
18291 posts
Posted on 9/8/21 at 5:40 pm to
Name prank time. Call in as Eileen Dover
Posted by Tigerstark
Parts unknown
Member since Aug 2011
5978 posts
Posted on 9/8/21 at 5:43 pm to
They'll have a 6 year old girl ask a bizarre questions about the McNeese mascot.

Eviltwin will go one for twenty minutes.

And then a few plants (which suspiciously sound like family members of Derek) will give some scripted questions allowing O to go all rah rah.
Posted by H2O Tiger
Delta Sky Club
Member since May 2021
6614 posts
Posted on 9/8/21 at 5:43 pm to
quote:

"Um, yeah...hey, coach...this is everyone from The Rant. So, uh, is it true you wanted to beat a baw up in Port Fourchon? Also, how you like dem titties on your girl, as they look really nice in the pics. Also, when you gonna quit? Thanks!"




Can the show be streamed? This one might be fun to watch.
Posted by Ampipe96
Member since Sep 2020
1347 posts
Posted on 9/8/21 at 5:48 pm to
Hey Coach… how do you respond when your Sr O-Linemen says they were tired and out of shape and didn’t know what to do??? I’ll hang up and listen
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
19540 posts
Posted on 9/8/21 at 5:48 pm to

If coaches’ shows weren’t heavily scripted/censored/filtered, fans at least 50% of schools each week would hear their coach profanely verbally abused, whether deserved or not.
Posted by Madking
Member since Apr 2016
47921 posts
Posted on 9/8/21 at 5:52 pm to
Callers will be screened arse lickers and children.
Posted by msptigers
LSU Alumnus
Member since Jun 2021
755 posts
Posted on 9/8/21 at 5:56 pm to
OP tell us about the dinosaurs too. It's been this way for 15 years.
Posted by lsuson
Metairie
Member since Oct 2013
12209 posts
Posted on 9/8/21 at 5:58 pm to
More softballs then Biden gets in a month
Posted by LSUfonte
South Texas
Member since Jan 2004
7501 posts
Posted on 9/8/21 at 6:00 pm to
T-Derek will attempt to disguise his voice and ask every question.
Posted by Sterling Archer
Austin
Member since Aug 2012
7325 posts
Posted on 9/8/21 at 6:01 pm to
I’ve never tried to watch. Is it streamed on Youtube?
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