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re: So 3 LSU fans have 4 A&M fans in the back of their truck .....
Posted on 11/20/18 at 10:23 am to BleauxHard
Posted on 11/20/18 at 10:23 am to BleauxHard
An Aggie was walking down the street and saw a crowd of people looking at a burning building. He looks up and sees a lady hanging out of a high window with her baby, and she is too scared to move.
"Lady, I play WR for Texas A&M! I will catch your baby! Toss him to me!"
She is scared but trusts him... and tosses her precious baby to saftey...
The Aggie runs left...then right...then left...and makes a perfect catch, with the baby perfectly safe. He celebrated with a TD dance and spikes the baby.
"Lady, I play WR for Texas A&M! I will catch your baby! Toss him to me!"
She is scared but trusts him... and tosses her precious baby to saftey...
The Aggie runs left...then right...then left...and makes a perfect catch, with the baby perfectly safe. He celebrated with a TD dance and spikes the baby.
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Posted on 11/20/18 at 10:34 am to tigbit
A rancher in the Arizona desert sees a car abandoned on the side of the road. He keeps going and later sees two men walking on the side of the road. One is wearing an LSU shirt and is carrying the broken down car's radiator. He asks: "Why are you carrying that radiator?" The LSU man says "so we wouldn't die of thirst before we got help." He then turns to the other man, who has an A&M shirt and who is carrying the car's driver door. He asks the Aggie why he is carrying the door. The Aggie replies: "Well, if it gets too hot we can roll the window down."
Posted on 11/20/18 at 10:40 am to BleauxHard
How do you get a one-armed aggie out of a tree?
Wave at him.
Wave at him.
Posted on 11/20/18 at 10:40 am to shrevetigertom
About as bad as the Aggie who lost $ 100 betting on the game and $50 betting on the replay.
Posted on 11/20/18 at 10:42 am to rbdallas
How do you get 4 Aggies on 1 barstool?
Posted on 11/20/18 at 10:58 am to Cincinnati Tiigre
quote:
How do you get 4 Aggies on 1 barstool?
Turn it upside down.
Posted on 11/20/18 at 11:25 am to BleauxHard
An Aggie was dating a girl who had a heart condition. He went to pick her up for a date and her father met him at the door. The father said he wanted to have a talk with him while his daughter was getting ready so they went to the den and sat down.
The girl's father said, "Listen, I know you and Suzy are getting pretty serious but there's something you should know about her. She's got acute angina."
"Well that's good," said the Aggie. "Cause she ain't got no tits."
The girl's father said, "Listen, I know you and Suzy are getting pretty serious but there's something you should know about her. She's got acute angina."
"Well that's good," said the Aggie. "Cause she ain't got no tits."
Posted on 11/20/18 at 11:43 am to MountainTiger
Bumper sticker on car: "Honk if I'm an Aggie!"
Posted on 11/20/18 at 12:15 pm to pitchandcatch27
just curious.. how old are you?
Posted on 11/20/18 at 12:16 pm to BleauxHard
Did you hear about the Aggie who was injured during a round of golf?
He got hung up in the ball washer...
He got hung up in the ball washer...
Posted on 11/20/18 at 12:30 pm to SwatMitchell
An Aggie approaches a girl at a bar. The girl says don’t waste your time, I am a lesbian. The Aggie ask what is a lesbian? The lesbian says see that girl over there? Let me tell you what I’d like to do to her and then she starts whispering in the Aggie ear. The Aggie’s eyes get real big and he shouts “I am a lesbian too!
Posted on 11/20/18 at 12:48 pm to AlwaysPutsSeatDown
An LSU fan is driving late one night. As he crosses a bridge, he gets into a head on collision with an Aggie.
The LSU fan crawls out of his car, and realizes he doesn't have a scratch on him.
The Aggie also escaped the crash unscathed.
The LSU fan says "man, I can't believe we survived that. Are you ok? I've already called 911."
The Aggie replies, "This must be a sign from God. We should put aside our differences and realize we have more in common than we would normally admit."
The men shake hands. The LSU fan says "you know, I think I have something in my car to celebrate this." He opens his trunk and pulls out a bottle of Jack Daniels.
He opens the bottle and hands it to the Aggie. The Aggie smiles, and takes a long pull, drinking half the bottle. He wipes his mouth and hands the bottle to the Tiger.
"Now its your turn," the Aggie said.
The LSU fan puts the cap on the bottle, and tosses it over the side of the bridge.
"Nah, I think I'll just wait for the cops to show up."
The LSU fan crawls out of his car, and realizes he doesn't have a scratch on him.
The Aggie also escaped the crash unscathed.
The LSU fan says "man, I can't believe we survived that. Are you ok? I've already called 911."
The Aggie replies, "This must be a sign from God. We should put aside our differences and realize we have more in common than we would normally admit."
The men shake hands. The LSU fan says "you know, I think I have something in my car to celebrate this." He opens his trunk and pulls out a bottle of Jack Daniels.
He opens the bottle and hands it to the Aggie. The Aggie smiles, and takes a long pull, drinking half the bottle. He wipes his mouth and hands the bottle to the Tiger.
"Now its your turn," the Aggie said.
The LSU fan puts the cap on the bottle, and tosses it over the side of the bridge.
"Nah, I think I'll just wait for the cops to show up."
Posted on 11/20/18 at 1:39 pm to MountainTiger
Acute angina
Dats good cause she Gots no tits........
The best so far............
quote:
Acute angina
Dats good cause she Gots no tits........
The best so far............
Posted on 11/20/18 at 3:05 pm to BleauxHard
An Aggie’s wife gave birth to twins. The Aggie wanted to know who the other father was
Posted on 11/20/18 at 3:34 pm to BleauxHard
Why did the Aggie request a chair for his coffin?
For rigor mortis to sit in.
For rigor mortis to sit in.
Posted on 11/20/18 at 3:53 pm to pelican69
Posted on 11/20/18 at 5:15 pm to BleauxHard
An Aggie fan and an LSU fan walk into the bathroom at the same time and head towards the urinals. When they finished, the Aggie went to the sink while the LSU fan headed towards the door.
The Aggie said, "You know, at Texas A&M, they teach us to wash our hands after using the bathroom."
The LSU fan replied, "Well at LSU, they teach us to not piss on our hands."
The Aggie said, "You know, at Texas A&M, they teach us to wash our hands after using the bathroom."
The LSU fan replied, "Well at LSU, they teach us to not piss on our hands."
Posted on 11/20/18 at 5:24 pm to That's BS
so 2 aggies decided to ride a camel to the football game to avoid traffic. the first week was fine but the next week several other aggies rode camels too. When they came outside they weren't sure which camel was theirs . One aggie goes and starts lifting all the camels tales and looking before moving down the line. The other aggie asks what are you doing??? He says Im trying to find our camel. When we pulled UP I heard someone holler " LOOK AT THOSE 2 ASSHOLES ON THAT CAMEL!!!!!"
Posted on 11/20/18 at 6:06 pm to BleauxHard
A Maggie - a female Aggie - gets a vibrator for her pleasure.
But she has to get rid of it
Kept chipping her teeth.
But she has to get rid of it
Kept chipping her teeth.
Posted on 11/20/18 at 7:12 pm to BleauxHard
They had to cancel sex ed at ATM....... The mule died.
Note, that made them cancel drivers ed as well.
Note, that made them cancel drivers ed as well.
This post was edited on 11/20/18 at 7:14 pm
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