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So 3 LSU fans have 4 A&M fans in the back of their truck .....
Posted on 11/20/18 at 7:37 am
Posted on 11/20/18 at 7:37 am
The truck runs off the road and goes in to a lake. The 3 LSU fans survive but the 4 A & M fans drowned.... They couldn't get the tailgate down...
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Posted on 11/20/18 at 7:39 am to BleauxHard
Post 19 less times
Posted on 11/20/18 at 7:44 am to BleauxHard
is....is this supposed to be a joke???
Posted on 11/20/18 at 8:07 am to BleauxHard
I thought it was pretty good 
Posted on 11/20/18 at 8:08 am to BleauxHard
I laughed. Maybe some of this board is so disappointed in moving up in the polls, they've forgotten Aggie jokes.
Posted on 11/20/18 at 8:08 am to LSUSoulja08
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is this supposed to be a joke???
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Got a better one?
is this supposed to be a joke???
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Got a better one?
Posted on 11/20/18 at 8:10 am to LSUSoulja08
Its a great, corny, typical A and M joke. I haven't heard one in years. Thanks for sharing. I will now go tell my staff and they will think I'm old and corny as hell.
Posted on 11/20/18 at 8:12 am to Giantkiller
I don't think some on this board understand there is no top on a truck bed... Aggies on the board this week must be rubbing off on them.
Posted on 11/20/18 at 8:14 am to BleauxHard
How do Aggies practice safe sex?
They get rid of all the animals that kick.
They get rid of all the animals that kick.
Posted on 11/20/18 at 8:44 am to Giantkiller
quote:
they've forgotten Aggie jokes.
Must be a lot of youngin's who've never known the joy of an Aggie joke. For example:
What do you call a sheep that can out run an Aggie?
Virgin Wool.
Posted on 11/20/18 at 8:53 am to BleauxHard
Posted on 11/20/18 at 8:57 am to BleauxHard
Posted on 11/20/18 at 9:00 am to BleauxHard
This is an old Auburn joke , with Bama driving & the Aubies in the back!!! 
Posted on 11/20/18 at 9:16 am to 1badboy
why did they install artificial turf at the aggies football staduim? so the cadets' dates wouldn't graze at halftime.
why did the aggies head trainer get fired? he forgot the recipe for ice
why did the aggies head trainer get fired? he forgot the recipe for ice
Posted on 11/20/18 at 9:20 am to BleauxHard
A fifteen year old girl and her mother are having a talk. The girl asks her mother, Mom, can you get pregnant from anal sex? Her mothers reply was, Yes you can. Where do you think Aggies come from?
Why did the Aggie get fired from the M&M plant as a quality control inspector? He kept throwing out all the W&W’s!
What are the best four years of a TEXAS A & M student’s life? Third grade.
Why did the Aggie get fired from the M&M plant as a quality control inspector? He kept throwing out all the W&W’s!
What are the best four years of a TEXAS A & M student’s life? Third grade.
Posted on 11/20/18 at 9:21 am to BleauxHard
That took you all year to think that one up.. you must have a PHD from DAU.
Posted on 11/20/18 at 9:22 am to boxcarbarney
So, two Aggies decide to go ice fishing. They get their gear together, and head out onto the ice.
They break out their hammers and chisels, and start chipping away at the ice. Soon a booming voice from the sky proclaims "THERE ARE NO FISH IN THE ICE!"
The Aggies stop, look at each other, shrug it off, and continue chipping away at the ice.
"THERE ARE NO FISH IN THE ICE!!!!"
The Aggies look up, and one of them asks "Is that you, God?"
The voice replies "NO. THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE HOUSTON GALLERIA. YOU ARE ON OUR ICE SKATING RINK, AND THERE ARE NO FISH IN THE ICE!"
They break out their hammers and chisels, and start chipping away at the ice. Soon a booming voice from the sky proclaims "THERE ARE NO FISH IN THE ICE!"
The Aggies stop, look at each other, shrug it off, and continue chipping away at the ice.
"THERE ARE NO FISH IN THE ICE!!!!"
The Aggies look up, and one of them asks "Is that you, God?"
The voice replies "NO. THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE HOUSTON GALLERIA. YOU ARE ON OUR ICE SKATING RINK, AND THERE ARE NO FISH IN THE ICE!"
Posted on 11/20/18 at 10:02 am to BleauxHard
I actually enjoyed this thread. Thank you for starting the thread.
Posted on 11/20/18 at 10:16 am to BleauxHard
A blind man walks into a College Station bar and the bartender says "what do you know?" The blind man says I know a good Aggie joke, want to hear it?
The bartender says, "Maybe you don't know where you are, you are in the heart of Aggie country so, before you go on with your little Aggie joke, consider this:
There are 3 other people in this bar right now. I am 6'4" 250lb former Aggie linebacker, the guy sitting on the stool next to you is a 6'7" 280lb former Aggie offensive guard, and the bouncer over there is a 6'2" 240lb current Aggie full back. So, do you want to reconsider telling your little Aggie joke in here?"
The blind may replies, "Yes, you are right, I better not, I really don't want to have to explain it 3 times!"
The bartender says, "Maybe you don't know where you are, you are in the heart of Aggie country so, before you go on with your little Aggie joke, consider this:
There are 3 other people in this bar right now. I am 6'4" 250lb former Aggie linebacker, the guy sitting on the stool next to you is a 6'7" 280lb former Aggie offensive guard, and the bouncer over there is a 6'2" 240lb current Aggie full back. So, do you want to reconsider telling your little Aggie joke in here?"
The blind may replies, "Yes, you are right, I better not, I really don't want to have to explain it 3 times!"
This post was edited on 11/20/18 at 10:18 am
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