Loseriana is the armpit of the South

i could've found worse pictures than that, bro

sounds like you support the war of northern aggresion

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Discuss...

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the '91 washington huskie defense was vastly overrated. discuss....

Yeah, at first it was ok but now it seems your trying to get banned.

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i could've found worse pictures than that, bro

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i dunno man

pics of dudes in the woods and of fricking train tracks are pretty rough, no?

not armpit...arsehole. Almost half of the nation drains out through the Mississippi.

Weak pictures. The rednecks are way worse in Miss and Ala. You can make fun of us all you want, but at least do it well.

Plus yall have these:

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Your girlfriend doesn't wash her hair or shave her legs.

You are a fan of sub-par sports teams and cheer for the opponents just to make yourself feel good.

Your children are gay.

You work for a company that makes you think you're getting a good deal, but in reality Paul Fink is the only jackass that got one.

Your state is where the DC sniper trained.

You will someday be buried by an eruption and no one outside of the western timezone will give a crap.

You live in a place where major manufacturers move their headquarters away.

You live in a city featured on mugs and t-shirts that say "SeattleSucks.com"

You are such a civic joke you've been arguing about light rail for years and by the time you get it everyone will be gone.

No one is actually born in your town they are all transplants.

You are the worst state in the Union, and the US is considering trading you for Quebec.

You are famous for awful garage bands and grunge rock.

Your music museum looks like someone vomited.

Not even Paul Allen can buy a Superbowl win.

You lost Jason Varitek and Derek Lowe to the Red Sox for let it sink in Heathcliff Slocumb.

In general everybody that doesn't live there would laugh if California fell into the ocean and you got sucked in too.

The Pacific Northwest According To Jeff Foxworthy:

1. You know the state flower (Mildew).

2. You feel guilty throwing aluminum cans or paper in the trash.

3. Use the statement "sun break" and know what it means.

4. You know more than 10 ways to order coffee.

5. You know more people who own boats than air conditioners.

6. You feel overdressed wearing a suit to a nice restaurant.

7. You stand on a deserted corner in the rain waiting for the "Walk" signal.

8. You consider that if it has no snow or has not recently erupted, it is
not a real mountain.

9. You can taste the difference between Starbucks, Seattle's Best, and
Dutch Bros.

10. You know the difference between Chinook, Coho, and Sockeye Salmon.

11. You know how to pronounce Sequim, Puyallup, Issaquah, Oregon, Yakima,
and Willamette.

12. You consider swimming an indoor sport.

13. You can tell the difference between Japanese, Chinese and Thai food.

14. In winter, you go to work in the dark and come home in the dark-while
only working eight-hour days.

15. You never go camping without waterproof matches and a poncho.

16. You are not fazed by "Today's forecast: showers followed by rain," and
"Tomorrow's forecast: rain followed by showers."

17. You have no concept of humidity without precipitation.

18. You know that Boring is a town in Oregon and not just a state of mind. (I actually went to school with Bob Boring. The town was named after his grandfather Boring.)

19. You can point to at least two volcanoes, even if you cannot see through
the cloud cover.

20. You notice, "The mountain is out" when it is a pretty day and you can
actually see it.

21. You put on your shorts when the temperature gets above 50, but still
wear your hiking boots and parka.

22. You switch to your sandals when it gets about 60, but keep the socks on.

23. You have actually used your mountain bike on a mountain.

24. You think people who use umbrellas are either wimps or tourists.

25. You buy new sunglasses every year, because you cannot find the old ones
after such a long time.

26. You measure distance in hours.

27. You often switch from "heat" to "a/c" in the same day.

28. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit under a raincoat.

29. You know all the important seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still
Raining (Spring), Road Construction (Summer), Deer & Elk Season (Fall).

30. You actually understood these jokes and will probably forward them.

You Yankees are such hacks.

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geez..this coming from a near 40 year old

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and a virgin at that