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Leverage - A letter to CBK and SW

Posted on 12/2/23 at 10:13 am
Posted by jafari rastaman
Member since Nov 2015
2329 posts
Posted on 12/2/23 at 10:13 am
Brian and Scott,

First off, I would like to congratulate you on your contributions in bringing yet another Heisman Trophy to Baton Rouge. However, I would urge you to not rest on your laurels.

We are quickly developing a reputation across the sports world as a University that takes in quarterbacks and develops them into Heisman winners, allowing them to play on some of the most prolific offenses of all time. Now we have an opportunity to capitalize on our new reputation. Nearly every quarterback on a college football roster will want to transfer here.

I’ve been conducting an analysis after extensive research and believe we should target Arch Manning in the transfer portal. Here are the reasons:
- He grew up in Louisiana
- He was a 3rd string quarterback this year.
- I am reading reports that the starting quarterback won’t be declaring for the draft. Meaning Arch will be 3rd string next year.
- We develop quarterbacks into Heisman contenders in prolific offenses. These quarterbacks would likely go as undrafted free agents at other schools, but come to LSU and leave as potential #1 draft picks.
- We have a history of bringing kids who left Louisiana back to The Boot.

I don’t know what it will take to whine and dine the Mannings. This is for you to figure out and execute.

Sincerely,
Jafari Rastaman
Posted by Count deMonet
Kingdom of France
Member since Aug 2018
618 posts
Posted on 12/2/23 at 10:16 am to
Every time I think I have read the worst TD has to offer, the bar gets raised
Posted by misey94
Hernando, MS
Member since Jan 2007
27870 posts
Posted on 12/2/23 at 10:16 am to
frick. Off.
Posted by Lsudave89
Baton Rouge, Louisiana.
Member since Jun 2021
3527 posts
Posted on 12/2/23 at 10:21 am to
Terrible.
Posted by Wolfhound45
Member since Nov 2009
121270 posts
Posted on 12/2/23 at 10:23 am to
quote:

Every time I think I have read the worst TD has to offer, the bar gets raised

That is why you keep coming back
Posted by BeachDude022
Premium Elite Platinum TD Member
Member since Dec 2006
36299 posts
Posted on 12/2/23 at 10:23 am to
WTH is this garbage. The cringe effect was off the rails
This post was edited on 12/2/23 at 10:24 am
Posted by LAD
New Iberia
Member since Feb 2016
1335 posts
Posted on 12/2/23 at 10:24 am to
“whine and dine”
————-

Quintessential Manning
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
46753 posts
Posted on 12/2/23 at 10:25 am to
quote:

I’ve been conducting an analysis after extensive research

quote:

Here are the reasons:
- He grew up in Louisiana
- He was a 3rd string quarterback this year.
- I am reading reports that the starting quarterback won’t be declaring for the draft. Meaning Arch will be 3rd string next year.

That’s SOME analysis.
Posted by LSUJML
Central
Member since May 2008
49963 posts
Posted on 12/2/23 at 10:25 am to
quote:

whine and dine


This made my day
Posted by Fat Bastard
2024 NFL pick'em champion
Member since Mar 2009
82016 posts
Posted on 12/2/23 at 10:26 am to


and you should feel stupid
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
49903 posts
Posted on 12/2/23 at 10:26 am to
This post was edited on 12/2/23 at 1:13 pm
Posted by Stiffy
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2014
476 posts
Posted on 12/2/23 at 10:29 am to
Wrong in so many ways!
The kid is 3rd string for a REASON!
Posted by Cannon856
Watson
Member since Nov 2019
861 posts
Posted on 12/2/23 at 10:30 am to
This is probably the dumbest thing I’ve read on here. You sir are an idiot. Leverage? LMAO! You should ban yourself!
Posted by oldtrucker
Marianna, Fl
Member since Apr 2013
2476 posts
Posted on 12/2/23 at 10:32 am to
Posted by Pikes Peak Tiger
Colorado Springs
Member since Jun 2023
6694 posts
Posted on 12/2/23 at 10:33 am to
quote:

to whine and dine


Good Lord

Sadly it would not surprise me at all if someone from this forum sent this exact type of letter to the school admin.
Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
38025 posts
Posted on 12/2/23 at 10:34 am to
quote:

Every time I think I have read the worst TD has to offer, the bar gets raised



or lowered, I'd say
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
86611 posts
Posted on 12/2/23 at 10:34 am to
quote:

jafari rastaman


Lay off the chronic baw
Posted by ExpoTiger
Member since Jul 2014
7021 posts
Posted on 12/2/23 at 10:34 am to
This goes beyond a bad post and into concern that you were left home alone while ur parents went on vacation or something.
Posted by DamnStrong
NOLA Til I Die!
Member since Aug 2008
4717 posts
Posted on 12/2/23 at 10:35 am to
Cringe. Please tell me that you didn’t really email that to the LSU football offices.
Posted by jafari rastaman
Member since Nov 2015
2329 posts
Posted on 12/2/23 at 10:35 am to
You idiots are missing the point. We have to strike when the iron is hot.
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