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Leverage - A letter to CBK and SW
Posted on 12/2/23 at 10:13 am
Posted on 12/2/23 at 10:13 am
Brian and Scott,
First off, I would like to congratulate you on your contributions in bringing yet another Heisman Trophy to Baton Rouge. However, I would urge you to not rest on your laurels.
We are quickly developing a reputation across the sports world as a University that takes in quarterbacks and develops them into Heisman winners, allowing them to play on some of the most prolific offenses of all time. Now we have an opportunity to capitalize on our new reputation. Nearly every quarterback on a college football roster will want to transfer here.
I’ve been conducting an analysis after extensive research and believe we should target Arch Manning in the transfer portal. Here are the reasons:
- He grew up in Louisiana
- He was a 3rd string quarterback this year.
- I am reading reports that the starting quarterback won’t be declaring for the draft. Meaning Arch will be 3rd string next year.
- We develop quarterbacks into Heisman contenders in prolific offenses. These quarterbacks would likely go as undrafted free agents at other schools, but come to LSU and leave as potential #1 draft picks.
- We have a history of bringing kids who left Louisiana back to The Boot.
I don’t know what it will take to whine and dine the Mannings. This is for you to figure out and execute.
Sincerely,
Jafari Rastaman
First off, I would like to congratulate you on your contributions in bringing yet another Heisman Trophy to Baton Rouge. However, I would urge you to not rest on your laurels.
We are quickly developing a reputation across the sports world as a University that takes in quarterbacks and develops them into Heisman winners, allowing them to play on some of the most prolific offenses of all time. Now we have an opportunity to capitalize on our new reputation. Nearly every quarterback on a college football roster will want to transfer here.
I’ve been conducting an analysis after extensive research and believe we should target Arch Manning in the transfer portal. Here are the reasons:
- He grew up in Louisiana
- He was a 3rd string quarterback this year.
- I am reading reports that the starting quarterback won’t be declaring for the draft. Meaning Arch will be 3rd string next year.
- We develop quarterbacks into Heisman contenders in prolific offenses. These quarterbacks would likely go as undrafted free agents at other schools, but come to LSU and leave as potential #1 draft picks.
- We have a history of bringing kids who left Louisiana back to The Boot.
I don’t know what it will take to whine and dine the Mannings. This is for you to figure out and execute.
Sincerely,
Jafari Rastaman
Posted on 12/2/23 at 10:16 am to jafari rastaman
Every time I think I have read the worst TD has to offer, the bar gets raised
Posted on 12/2/23 at 10:23 am to Count deMonet
quote:That is why you keep coming back
Every time I think I have read the worst TD has to offer, the bar gets raised

Posted on 12/2/23 at 10:23 am to jafari rastaman
WTH is this garbage. The cringe effect was off the rails
This post was edited on 12/2/23 at 10:24 am
Posted on 12/2/23 at 10:24 am to jafari rastaman
“whine and dine”
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Quintessential Manning
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Quintessential Manning
Posted on 12/2/23 at 10:25 am to jafari rastaman
quote:
I’ve been conducting an analysis after extensive research
quote:
Here are the reasons:
- He grew up in Louisiana
- He was a 3rd string quarterback this year.
- I am reading reports that the starting quarterback won’t be declaring for the draft. Meaning Arch will be 3rd string next year.
That’s SOME analysis.

Posted on 12/2/23 at 10:25 am to jafari rastaman
quote:
whine and dine
This made my day
Posted on 12/2/23 at 10:26 am to jafari rastaman

and you should feel stupid
Posted on 12/2/23 at 10:26 am to jafari rastaman

This post was edited on 12/2/23 at 1:13 pm
Posted on 12/2/23 at 10:29 am to jafari rastaman
Wrong in so many ways!
The kid is 3rd string for a REASON!
The kid is 3rd string for a REASON!
Posted on 12/2/23 at 10:30 am to jafari rastaman
This is probably the dumbest thing I’ve read on here. You sir are an idiot. Leverage? LMAO! You should ban yourself!
Posted on 12/2/23 at 10:33 am to jafari rastaman
quote:
to whine and dine
Good Lord
Sadly it would not surprise me at all if someone from this forum sent this exact type of letter to the school admin.
Posted on 12/2/23 at 10:34 am to Count deMonet
quote:
Every time I think I have read the worst TD has to offer, the bar gets raised
or lowered, I'd say

Posted on 12/2/23 at 10:34 am to jafari rastaman
quote:
jafari rastaman
Lay off the chronic baw
Posted on 12/2/23 at 10:34 am to jafari rastaman
This goes beyond a bad post and into concern that you were left home alone while ur parents went on vacation or something.
Posted on 12/2/23 at 10:35 am to jafari rastaman
Cringe. Please tell me that you didn’t really email that to the LSU football offices.
Posted on 12/2/23 at 10:35 am to Pikes Peak Tiger
You idiots are missing the point. We have to strike when the iron is hot.
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