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Can we use the portal and bring in some decent distance runners? We’d be untouchable if we were not spotting all the distance race points to Arkansas etc...

All I can get is the game thread- know we won, but did he strike him out??...

“The court reporter is popping champagne.” ———- Only thing he’d have clearly understood is “Geaux Tigers!” at the end of his testimony....

Did you also know that he was the biggest baby born in the State of Louisiana, and that his mom is the women’s basketball coach at Baylor?...

We’ve probably had one of our most successful seasons not getting runners picked off base. Just on a wild hunch, this may be because we never have any base runners to target for pick off....

Tell the fbi to send a young agent to town with special qualities: 6’11”, 275, with 4 years of eligibility, good touch and quick feet. ...

But no one wants to see uncalled clear hard fouls either. I haven’t seen a decent balance in this tournament. ...

My nominee is: “ If they can hit a bunch of threes and protect the ball, they’ll have a much better chance to win this game.” Hope he got paid handsomely for such insight....

A cowbell around the neck seems to be appropriate for her as well....

Paul Mainieri, Les Miles, and Will Wade walk into a bar, and there is a good looking, very well endowed blond bartender. Within 5 minutes, Wade has made a strong arse offer, and Les has lined up her interview for a better paying job as a recruit hostess. However, Paul has not managed to get to first...

Other fouls near the basket, short of outright decapitation, will not be called. ...

So that’s the bad news. The good news is that if they ranked all 68 coaches as golfers, the Pear is at the top of the leader board....

Wade sits smiling under a fully ripened pear tree, gazing at two tombstones. One is engraved “But it should have been at our gym!” The other one is engraved “Forget about naming the court for Dale- name it for Will!”...

It was Tre Waters’ coming out party. Two incredible plays stand out in my mind. (1) a layup he made while hurtling forward just over the floor that somehow made it up to and into the basket; and (2) a blind backwards fast break pass he made after a floor scramble near mid court when the game was in ...

Maybe not that high, but I think this may be a case where we move up in the bracket with such a good game straight up against Bama...

No, Dick is using Biden’s large font teleprompter....

I had my own personal over/under set at 5 minutes into the game for Dick Viagra to bring up the NCAA. Couldn’t believe we almost made it to halftime....

Will you be in Nashville? ———- Not going to be able to make it this time. Are you?...

And you think that’s us? ———— Not necessarily just us, but from what I saw, there are several SEC teams that can stay with them if playing well. The only reason I brought it up is all the fretting over us maybe getting an 8/9 seed and having to face one of the high seeds early. ...

Good fundamentals won out, but a good shooting team can take them....