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Lane savagely trolls the hit piece book coming out against him

Posted on 9/17/26 at 8:36 am
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
133590 posts
Posted on 9/17/26 at 8:36 am
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"I can save you $33 and lots of reading time by summing up the book this way," Kiffin wrote to Mars in a text message, which was shared with ESPN. "Old unnamed sources say Lane used to argue with Saban, drink alcohol and hang out with hot women. New unnamed sources say Lane gets along with Saban, doesn't drink alcohol, but still hangs out with hot women."


Posted by MasterAbe1
Member since Oct 2016
7529 posts
Posted on 9/17/26 at 8:38 am to
That’s hilarious.

frick Tom Mars.
Posted by Cknsnghtmre
Member since Sep 2026
316 posts
Posted on 9/17/26 at 8:39 am to
Would these journalists just go broke if lane were to suddenly retire and get out of the spotlight?
Posted by SportTiger1
Member since Feb 2007
30196 posts
Posted on 9/17/26 at 8:41 am to
quote:

but still hangs out with hot women."
I lol'd substantially
This post was edited on 9/17/26 at 8:47 am
Posted by deathvalleyfreak43
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
14982 posts
Posted on 9/17/26 at 8:42 am to
Posted by UnluckyTiger
Member since Sep 2003
44644 posts
Posted on 9/17/26 at 8:45 am to
Lane is a boss

Posted by Swoozie
Member since Jan 2021
1449 posts
Posted on 9/17/26 at 8:48 am to
Lane is so perfect for us/LSU.
Posted by Revelator
Member since Nov 2008
62781 posts
Posted on 9/17/26 at 8:55 am to
That’s savage
Posted by SPEEDY
2005 Tiger Smack Poster of the Year
Member since Dec 2003
88620 posts
Posted on 9/17/26 at 9:01 am to
quote:

but still hangs out with hot women


Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
52878 posts
Posted on 9/17/26 at 9:04 am to
Posted by GeorgeReymond
Buckhead
Member since Jan 2013
10436 posts
Posted on 9/17/26 at 9:06 am to
Love that bastard
Posted by IM_4_LSU
McKinney, TX
Member since Mar 2014
15616 posts
Posted on 9/17/26 at 9:07 am to
That is pretty good.
Posted by Alt26
Member since Mar 2010
37070 posts
Posted on 9/17/26 at 9:07 am to
In addition to the coaching ability, this is why I like Lane. I liked him at OM for the same reasons...even though I didn't like the results negatively affecting LSU. Sports are supposed to be fun. For the fans it is purely entertainment. Listening to the same old buttoned-up coach speak and platitudes is NOT fun. Give me the guy that has the personality.

This reminds me of USSC Justice Kavanaugh's statement when the bozos in the Senate were trying to prevent him from being confirmed by making a big deal about him drinking beer in college to which he responded: "I liked beer. I still like beer!
Posted by JayVegas702
Las Vegas
Member since Oct 2025
1960 posts
Posted on 9/17/26 at 9:07 am to
This absolutely is what the book is. I was very disappointed that there wasn't more damning reports about Lane killing hookers or something, it was incredibly boring.

The prologue though was a pathetic attempt at bait, trying to draw parallel between Lane and Jeff Epstein/Harvey Weinstein, because they have the same PR guys. Like no fricking shite high profile PR, attorneys, etc will previously or currently have other clients who are accused of bad shite. That's like saying any other person who used Johnny Cochran was also a murderer just because he defended OJ.

Outside of that, and some pretty neat stories about Monte Kiffin and his life, the whole book read like a junior high girls secret diary, but more boring
Posted by Salviati
Member since Apr 2006
8423 posts
Posted on 9/17/26 at 9:10 am to
quote:

"Old unnamed sources say Lane used to argue with Saban, drink alcohol and hang out with hot women. New unnamed sources say Lane gets along with Saban, doesn't drink alcohol, but still hangs out with hot women."
How many of us have evolved like Kiffin?


Posted by BayMar
Member since Jun 2026
117 posts
Posted on 9/17/26 at 9:22 am to
quote:

but still hangs out with hot women."


He might've convinced me to still read the book
Posted by mpwilging
Longboat Key, Florida
Member since Jan 2011
10130 posts
Posted on 9/17/26 at 9:25 am to
Methinks Lane starts to hang out with ugly fat chicks, then everyone would stop the harassment.
Posted by Bring Da Wood
Texas
Member since Dec 2006
2334 posts
Posted on 9/17/26 at 10:12 am to
Damn. That’s awesome. I want to be like LK when I grow up.
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