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Johnny Jones doing Calculus in the locker room before the game

Posted on 2/21/17 at 6:07 pm
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164137 posts
Posted on 2/21/17 at 6:07 pm


The players be like

Posted by crewdepoo
Hogwarts
Member since Jan 2015
9599 posts
Posted on 2/21/17 at 6:09 pm to
Holy shite. How can anyone follow that shite
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
35399 posts
Posted on 2/21/17 at 6:10 pm to
Answer = opposing team scoring 90
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
34731 posts
Posted on 2/21/17 at 6:10 pm to
They clearly can't
Posted by massiveattack
CharLIT/Chapel Chill
Member since Oct 2010
11554 posts
Posted on 2/21/17 at 6:12 pm to
pretty easy actually

Opponent's #, his height, what kind of skills that player has


#4, 6 ft 5, drives either way, make him shoot, keep him off glass
This post was edited on 2/21/17 at 6:14 pm
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
35399 posts
Posted on 2/21/17 at 6:12 pm to
quote:

Holy shite. How can anyone follow that shite
If you look at it, it's not too difficult. Just a bunch of info on the players.

Like on the left hand side talking about a player being right handed and a driver, make him shoot jump shots.

Seems stupid though. He could fill up 100 of those and it won't mean shite unless he learns how to coach defense and run a set/half court offense.

ETA - dammit, massive beat me to it.
This post was edited on 2/21/17 at 6:15 pm
Posted by HighRoller
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2011
4092 posts
Posted on 2/21/17 at 6:14 pm to
Is there a line about stopping Epps from setting illegal screens?
Posted by OchoDedos
Republic of Texas
Member since Oct 2014
34080 posts
Posted on 2/21/17 at 6:14 pm to
Couldn't understand a word he said, just like that Indian guy who taught Calculus.
Posted by schwartzy
New Orleans
Member since May 2014
9032 posts
Posted on 2/21/17 at 6:18 pm to
No set plays or anything I see
This post was edited on 2/21/17 at 6:21 pm
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
35399 posts
Posted on 2/21/17 at 6:29 pm to
Thats in the secret playbook.
Posted by Tigerdev
Member since Feb 2013
12287 posts
Posted on 2/21/17 at 6:38 pm to
I work with scientists all day long. Im the only one with a jump shot and im 5'11
Posted by dgnx6
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
68612 posts
Posted on 2/21/17 at 6:41 pm to
What's up with those i's? And the he in either?
Posted by mmont21
Alexandria
Member since Feb 2017
79 posts
Posted on 2/21/17 at 6:44 pm to
Maybe he should keep his job!!!1!!1!!!!!!!
Posted by LSUAlum2001
Stavro Mueller Beta
Member since Aug 2003
47131 posts
Posted on 2/21/17 at 6:50 pm to
TMI..

No wonder these guys can't play defense trying to remember all that shite.
Posted by schwartzy
New Orleans
Member since May 2014
9032 posts
Posted on 2/21/17 at 7:40 pm to
quote:

Answer = opposing team scoring 90


Give this guy an A+. Auburn is well on its way with 83 and 4+ minutes to go
Posted by DArbonneDuke
D'Arbonne, LA
Member since Nov 2005
1462 posts
Posted on 2/21/17 at 8:04 pm to
Tells them what to do, just not HOW to do it
Posted by 0
Member since Aug 2011
16630 posts
Posted on 2/21/17 at 8:07 pm to
That's not very difficult to follow. Actually shocked it's not more in depth.
Posted by lsutigermall
Plantation Trace
Member since Nov 2006
7301 posts
Posted on 2/21/17 at 8:07 pm to
I'm sure they've all packed it in. This is the basic stuff you go over in a couple hours of film. At this point, film would be cliche and futile. May as well just write a few highlights on the board and get out there.
Posted by SM6
Georgia
Member since Jul 2008
8799 posts
Posted on 2/21/17 at 9:58 pm to
It's like a binder, but transposed onto a whiteboard.
Posted by TigerRoad
Alexandria
Member since Jan 2015
163 posts
Posted on 2/21/17 at 10:02 pm to
ESPN's attempt to save his job.
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