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re: From a reliable source…Fraternities are hiding golf balls in the stadium.

Posted on 9/14/26 at 1:16 pm to
Posted by Jwho77
cyperspace
Member since Sep 2003
85220 posts
Posted on 9/14/26 at 1:16 pm to
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Daddy pays for them, so they won't care. Likely some really nice balls for whomever winds up collecting them.
Posted by The Hurricane
Gulf of Mexico
Member since Aug 2011
10754 posts
Posted on 9/14/26 at 1:16 pm to
Hope Lane puts bullseye’s on the busses.
Posted by philly444
stuck in contraflow
Member since Nov 2008
12542 posts
Posted on 9/14/26 at 1:17 pm to
An LSU fan should wear Ole Miss stuff and rain golf balls non-stop to inflict penalties on Ole Miss
Posted by Whodattiger14
Member since Dec 2019
397 posts
Posted on 9/14/26 at 1:19 pm to
quote:

SEC is hiding golf balls in the stadium


FIFY
Posted by canyon
MM23
Member since Dec 2003
22491 posts
Posted on 9/14/26 at 1:20 pm to
And bricks. And skateboards. And HCl bombs.
Posted by Tylenol Jefferson
Member since Feb 2026
60 posts
Posted on 9/14/26 at 1:20 pm to
Most Ole Miss fraternities know about hiding balls...but usually in each other's mouths.
Posted by Robcrzy
Mandeville
Member since Nov 2007
1614 posts
Posted on 9/14/26 at 1:23 pm to
Coaches need to borrow some of these from CJJ
Posted by Tht_1_Night_At_ElCid
Member since Sep 2026
121 posts
Posted on 9/14/26 at 1:23 pm to
Free first downs.

They're only going to hurt themselves.
Posted by canyon
MM23
Member since Dec 2003
22491 posts
Posted on 9/14/26 at 1:24 pm to
Holy shite that actually be perfect. Every coach should have one with 18 on the back.
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
41802 posts
Posted on 9/14/26 at 1:24 pm to
Golf ball-sniffing Belgian malanois coming in hot.
Posted by Pas Bon
Galveston County, TX
Member since Sep 2003
2042 posts
Posted on 9/14/26 at 1:25 pm to
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Would love to see their own fans cause them to forfeit the game.


It would be the most fitting microcosm of their entire program.
Posted by BDoubleEZ
Plantersville, TX
Member since Sep 2021
776 posts
Posted on 9/14/26 at 1:25 pm to
This is the fan base thay brags about being classy
Posted by Tht_1_Night_At_ElCid
Member since Sep 2026
121 posts
Posted on 9/14/26 at 1:26 pm to
They forget that they're going to want to travel to Baton Rouge eventually.
Posted by Heaphus
Member since Mar 2024
399 posts
Posted on 9/14/26 at 1:29 pm to
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Fraternities are hiding golf balls in the stadium.

I'm the stadium? Or, did you misspell "their asses"?
Posted by mpwilging
Longboat Key, Florida
Member since Jan 2011
9973 posts
Posted on 9/14/26 at 1:29 pm to
It's called lack of crazy bitch institutional control.

I still love seeing the milk-girl meltdown. Gives me warmth in the groin lol
Posted by TigerbaitTigerbait
Member since Aug 2016
566 posts
Posted on 9/14/26 at 1:29 pm to
Would love to see an lsu baw dress up in a corn dog costume and heckle the grove crowd.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
180407 posts
Posted on 9/14/26 at 1:33 pm to
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Would love to see their own fans cause them to forfeit the game.


Sankey would blame Lane kiffin partly and the game would just go uncontested.
Posted by Honkus
Member since Aug 2005
58717 posts
Posted on 9/14/26 at 1:35 pm to
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Wonder if ole baw will.be in attendance
Posted by Bob the Terrible
Oakdale, LA
Member since Nov 2004
708 posts
Posted on 9/14/26 at 1:37 pm to
The only comparison to the possibility of this one is old but solid. And it can cost the home team the game.

In 1989, Florida and Vanderbilt basketball teams had a very heated matchup in Nashville. Vandy was winning late in the game when a foul was called to put Gator center Dwayne Schintzius at the foul line. The foul was not popular with Vandy student section. While Schintzius was shooting the foul shots, Vandy’s students starting pelting him with tennis balls. But why?


Earlier that season, Dwayne was arrested for battery of a female (his girlfriend I believe) with a tennis racket. The arrest was pretty widely known. SEC schools gave him hell and lots of signs and name-calling. But Vandy took it further.

While tennis balls reigned, SEC officials gave the P.A. Announcer a warning to give to the crowd. The Vandy players such as Barry Booker and Frank Cornette were waving their arms for them to stop. They didn’t. The refs then called a technical foul with Florida now down by two. Schintzius went to the line and sank the shots and put the game in OT. Florida would end up winning the game. It was a major win as it propelled them in the standings where by season’s end, Florida would win the regular season championship. Vandy would finish 3rd.

Why would I drudge this near 40 year old story up? I expect SEC officials to use the same protocols. If Ole Miss fans want to throw golf balls, then the only punishment will be a 15 yard penalty, correlated with ejections of fans. And if that doesn’t stop, the game will be called for safety concerns I’d had to believe… and they’re not about to let the game be “postponed”. They will call it and LSU will win by forfeit. If these clowns want to throw things and he rogues, the whole TV world is watching and the refs will have no choice, and no, LSU being the “bad guy” won’t prevent them from penalizing the Rebels.

I hope the game avoids all of this and plays out the right way. But if Ole Miss students want to pull an even worse maneuver than ‘88 Vandy and cost Ole Miss another “dream season”, I say let them.

Posted by Papa Tigah
TIGER ISLAND, LA
Member since Sep 2007
20708 posts
Posted on 9/14/26 at 1:37 pm to
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