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re: Family Dilemma for Saturday- WWYD

Posted on 11/3/19 at 6:14 pm to
Posted by alumni95
Member since Jun 2004
7597 posts
Posted on 11/3/19 at 6:14 pm to
quote:

It’s a damn dance recital for an 11 year old. It’s not a damn wedding or graduation.

Be a man and tell the wife and daughter, “Sorry, but this is the game of the year, I’ll go to the next recital.”


TOTAL FAIL on your part.
Posted by 0
Member since Aug 2011
17852 posts
Posted on 11/3/19 at 6:15 pm to
Sounds like you’re gonna miss the first half.
Posted by ShaneTheMaster
Tampa, FL
Member since Nov 2009
3300 posts
Posted on 11/3/19 at 6:15 pm to
Say you have violent diarrhea
Posted by 0
Member since Aug 2011
17852 posts
Posted on 11/3/19 at 6:16 pm to
quote:

Jezz, what a bunch of wusses.

It’s a damn dance recital for an 11 year old. It’s not a damn wedding or graduation.

Be a man and tell the wife and daughter, “Sorry, but this is the game of the year, I’ll go to the next recital.”



You can always tell the ones that have never had a relationship before.
Posted by DRTiger67
Member since Apr 2013
682 posts
Posted on 11/3/19 at 6:18 pm to
Do the right thing

-Spike Lee
Posted by pensacola
pensacola
Member since Sep 2005
4821 posts
Posted on 11/3/19 at 6:19 pm to
Get or paint one AirPod black and stream the audio quietly the whole time. No one will know.

In many cultures it is common to wear a Bluetooth all waking hours.
Posted by TigerNlc
Chocolate City
Member since Jun 2006
33197 posts
Posted on 11/3/19 at 6:22 pm to
quote:

You watch it on your phone w no sound. Be a man.

Air Pods and a flask.
Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
47583 posts
Posted on 11/3/19 at 6:22 pm to
quote:

Divorce, put kid up for adoption. No other way bro.



It's either this or DVR. Decide which is better for you.
Posted by Celery
Nuevo York
Member since Nov 2010
11688 posts
Posted on 11/3/19 at 6:23 pm to
Skip your kids recital. Sure, she’ll be sad and probably develop daddy issues and end up in rehab in her 30’s as a result, but at least you got to watch the big game.
Posted by TigerNlc
Chocolate City
Member since Jun 2006
33197 posts
Posted on 11/3/19 at 6:23 pm to
I feel like he won’t get out of the recital without finding out who wins. DVR might not work.
Posted by Amish threesome
Olive Branch
Member since Oct 2013
976 posts
Posted on 11/3/19 at 6:24 pm to
The fact you actually call this a dilemma.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
71203 posts
Posted on 11/3/19 at 6:24 pm to
If you have already mentioned the conflict to your wife, she already thinks you want to skip the recital and will still think you suck even if you do go.

Use that info as you wish.
Posted by pensacola
pensacola
Member since Sep 2005
4821 posts
Posted on 11/3/19 at 6:24 pm to
Watching on the phone will be suspect. Just stream the audio to a single AirPod in the ear opposite where your wife is sitting.
Posted by DRTiger67
Member since Apr 2013
682 posts
Posted on 11/3/19 at 6:25 pm to
Seriously dude, just go with your kid. Winning helps everything.......
Posted by Polycarp
Texas
Member since Feb 2009
5745 posts
Posted on 11/3/19 at 6:26 pm to
Send wife, have her send pics to you
Posted by tarzana
TX Hwy 6-- the Brazos River Valley
Member since Sep 2015
32096 posts
Posted on 11/3/19 at 6:26 pm to
Find a way to live stream the game while your kid's recital is in session, and mute the game, por favor.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
71203 posts
Posted on 11/3/19 at 6:27 pm to
quote:

DRTiger67


Dad?
Posted by CaLSUTigerFan
El Dorado Hills
Member since Sep 2008
1267 posts
Posted on 11/3/19 at 6:33 pm to
Record and watch when you get home. You can therefore fast-forward through Gary Danielson's commentary. Unless you're a fan.
Posted by Philippines4LSU
Member since May 2018
8789 posts
Posted on 11/3/19 at 6:36 pm to
quote:

Say you have violent diarrhea


Project your voice and announce it to everyone. Your wife will be there so embarrassed she’ll send you home.
Posted by LSURulzSEC
Lake Charles via Oakdale
Member since Aug 2004
79465 posts
Posted on 11/3/19 at 6:37 pm to
eat a box of exlax so you are forced to stay home...
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