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re: DDS (Danielson Derangement Syndrome)

Posted on 12/5/19 at 7:21 am to
Posted by drdoct
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2015
1609 posts
Posted on 12/5/19 at 7:21 am to
Living in Atlanta, most of my friends are UGA and Auburn fans with some Florida idiots thrown in there. All of them hate Gary Also for the same reasons we do. Not necessarily because he supposedly HATES our team, but because he continually is a Bama homer.

Of course it's compounded by the fact that CBS games are too damn long with a billion commercials and make Saturdays worthless for anything but watching ONE game. Eff Gary and EFF CBS.
Posted by sicboy
Because Awesome
Member since Nov 2010
77547 posts
Posted on 12/5/19 at 7:22 am to
quote:

Since you are obviously good at research and have the time, go back and document Gary’s comments immediately after every LSU score and do the same for Alabama’s scores. It’s subtle, but Gary appears more quiet when LSU scores and more excited when Bama does.


Again, bull shite.
Posted by Rougarou13
Brookhaven MS
Member since Feb 2015
6839 posts
Posted on 12/5/19 at 7:29 am to
It's not that I don’t like him because he is biased. I don’t like him because he annoys me.
This post was edited on 12/5/19 at 9:27 am
Posted by Seersucker
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since May 2019
117 posts
Posted on 12/5/19 at 7:55 am to
quote:

Gary Danielson is the most insightful and enlightening color man in the business - by far.


This. Danielson and Collinsworth are by far the best. Brad Nessler has always been a top-notch PBP guy as well.
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
83514 posts
Posted on 12/5/19 at 7:58 am to
quote:

Did you catch the part where he said "Verne would be losing his mind right now" after LSU went up 3 scores?



which was an obvious reference to how great LSUs offense is now and Verne would be losing his mind after to watching years of complete ineptness? much like all LSU fans?

or did you take that as Verne would be mad because LSU was winning?
Posted by sparkinator
Lake Claiborne
Member since Dec 2007
4457 posts
Posted on 12/5/19 at 8:00 am to
Gary was pretty bad during the iron bowl.

During second quarter he said drive was critical. Auburn had to score to stay in the game. ???? During the second quarter.

On a Auburn score, he said they stole it. What? How do you steal a score?

Also he went on and on about Auburn throwing the ball away and someone accidentally caught it. What??Just because you didn’t see it doesn’t mean the WB didn’t.

Auburn’s completions were lucky and Bamas were efficient.

It was on full display. And I really didn’t have a dog in the fight. .
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
83514 posts
Posted on 12/5/19 at 8:02 am to
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On a Auburn score, he said they stole it. What? How do you steal a score?


well if he was talking about the 100 yard pick 6 that would make perfect sense...
Posted by geauxbrown
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
19372 posts
Posted on 12/5/19 at 8:03 am to
Lord help me, I just agreed with Scrub.
Posted by nola000
Lacombe, LA
Member since Dec 2014
13139 posts
Posted on 12/5/19 at 8:04 am to
quote:

Living in Atlanta, most of my friends are UGA and Auburn fans with some Florida idiots thrown in there. All of them hate Gary Also for the same reasons we do. Not necessarily because he supposedly HATES our team, but because he continually is a Bama homer.


This.

You obviously don't have any friends that aren't LSU fans. Hell, you can go over to the SEC Rant right now and find fans from all over the conference that can verify that Gary Danielson is a giant Alabama Homer.

This is well-known all over the conference and even outside the conference. I've had people from other parts of the country tell me the same thing. "What the frick is up with Gary Danielson? Why doesn't he ever shut up about Alabama?"

The only other team that him and Vern did this with was Florida when Tebow was there. They both fell deeply in love with Tim Tebow just like they both fell deeply in love with Nick Saban when he went to Alabama. Neither one of them know how to hide it and no matter which game they're calling they always have Bama on their mind.

Ones down so now we just got to get Danielson out of the booth.
Posted by sparkinator
Lake Claiborne
Member since Dec 2007
4457 posts
Posted on 12/5/19 at 8:06 am to
quote:


DDS (Danielson Derangement Syndrome)
quote:
On a Auburn score, he said they stole it. What? How do you steal a score?


well if he was talking about the 100 yard pick 6 that would make perfect sense...


No it was 4th quarter and the running back knocked the Bama DBs helmet off. Sounded like he took that personally. Lol
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
66883 posts
Posted on 12/5/19 at 8:09 am to
If you want to hear a dick rider, listen to Joel Klatt do tOSU games. He slurps so hard on Chase Young
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76157 posts
Posted on 12/5/19 at 8:22 am to
Gary does love Bama and did love Tebow but he heaps excessive praise on any great team or player. He loved Cam newton and Manziel and loves Burrow.
He appreciates good football.

All the constant belly aching about a damn announcer is weird.
Posted by atltiger6487
Member since May 2011
18125 posts
Posted on 12/5/19 at 8:36 am to
quote:

Gary does love Bama and did love Tebow but he heaps excessive praise on any great team or player. He loved Cam newton and Manziel and loves Burrow.
He appreciates good football.
correct.

Gary loves good football.
Bama has played good football for a decade.
Therefore, Gary speaks highly of Bama.
This board hates Bama.
Therefore, this board hates Gary.

It's juvenile.
Posted by atltiger6487
Member since May 2011
18125 posts
Posted on 12/5/19 at 8:40 am to
quote:

The only other team that him and Vern did this with was Florida when Tebow was there. They both fell deeply in love with Tim Tebow just like they both fell deeply in love with Nick Saban when he went to Alabama. Neither one of them know how to hide it and no matter which game they're calling they always have Bama on their mind.
I don't know why this is even a thing.

Tebow and Bama (for the last decade) were among the most dominant to ever play the game.

Announcers covering the SEC are going to speak highly of those types of players and teams in the conference.

It's really not hard to understand.
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78317 posts
Posted on 12/5/19 at 8:48 am to
My beef with Danielson is that his skills are deteriorating. He’s becoming like Abe Simpson up there. I’ve always been a fan, but he’s just not as sharp as he used to be. Hey, I’m not as verbally sharp as I was 15 years ago either and I’m fiddy. It happens.
Posted by 1badboy
In space
Member since Jul 2014
8103 posts
Posted on 12/5/19 at 8:51 am to
Gary is a pussy! Ignore him!
Posted by Aristo
Colorado
Member since Jan 2007
13292 posts
Posted on 12/5/19 at 9:25 am to
123rd DV
Posted by Tiger in NY
Neptune Beach, FL
Member since Sep 2003
30353 posts
Posted on 12/5/19 at 9:27 am to
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But he is very good at his job.


No, he isn't. He regularly gets people's names wrong multiple times in a game, he always makes assumptions on penalties and replays that are incorrect, and he interjects his (mostly incorrect) opinions as to what is going on in players' minds. He needs to stop trying to show how much he knows. It is annoying as shite to hear him say things like "it looks to me like he is calling them paper tigers" when he has no f'ing clue that Tebow is doing a mock cell phone call.
Posted by tigerpawl
Can't get there from here.
Member since Dec 2003
22226 posts
Posted on 12/5/19 at 9:32 am to
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No, he isn't. He regularly gets people's names wrong multiple times in a game, he always makes assumptions on penalties and replays that are incorrect, and he interjects his (mostly incorrect) opinions as to what is going on in players' minds. He needs to stop trying to show how much he knows. It is annoying as shite to hear him say things like "it looks to me like he is calling them paper tigers" when he has no f'ing clue that Tebow is doing a mock cell phone call.
Totally out of context and blown out of proportion. You're just hoping you could post this BS and not get called out for pure exaggeration. You'll be picking on the color of his shoes before it's over. Uber knit-picking and betrays your subjective position.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 12/5/19 at 9:33 am to
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It's true, CBS' analysis on the Moss catch was kind of lame...but Nessler came out early in the 3rd to set the record straight saying that they did not have the information that the ref had ruled on the field that he was pushed out. Essentially, they owned up and moved on.

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more like crawfished, they had the same info as everyone else who was watching and knew it was a catch, that was the lamest, most pussy excuse imaginable, frick Gary
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