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Posted on 10/20/10 at 3:27 pm to AbitaFan08
quote:
Liam Neeson's stunt double in Taken was Cam Newton
Nah, there's only one person qualified to have Cam as a double, and that's Cam Newton.
Posted on 10/20/10 at 3:31 pm to The_Pistol
Phil Ivey pisses himself when Cam Newton sits at the poker table.
Or
Upon losing a poker hand to Cam Newton, Phil Hellmuth calmly congratulates him and compliments his play.
Or
Upon losing a poker hand to Cam Newton, Phil Hellmuth calmly congratulates him and compliments his play.
Posted on 10/20/10 at 3:32 pm to BhamTigah
screams out "BEHOLD MY POWERFUL DEATH RAY!!" when melting the urinal ice w/ his pee in public restrooms.
Posted on 10/20/10 at 3:32 pm to Powerman
quote:
Cam Newton rarely replaces the roll of toilet paper, but when he does he makes sure that it runs down the back side.

This post was edited on 10/20/10 at 3:34 pm
Posted on 10/20/10 at 3:41 pm to drexyl
quote:
when melting the urinal ice w/ his pee in public restrooms.
Seriously though. How fun is that?
Posted on 10/20/10 at 3:43 pm to Billder
quote:
I hear his tears cure cancer, hopefully we'll find out Saturday.

Posted on 10/20/10 at 4:03 pm to BooBoo
Somehow the phrase "crammed him a new one"
will be heard at coffee shops across South LA on Sunday Oct, 24 whenever the subjest of Cam Newton is raised.
will be heard at coffee shops across South LA on Sunday Oct, 24 whenever the subjest of Cam Newton is raised.
Posted on 10/20/10 at 4:23 pm to Bleeding purple
Cam Newton once called himself Cameron, and lived to tell about it
Posted on 10/20/10 at 4:23 pm to Bleeding purple
Cam Newton once burned the Koran..............in Iraq..............
Then ran home in a minute five!
Then ran home in a minute five!
Posted on 10/20/10 at 4:31 pm to GeauxTigers0107
CM is so awesome his post count on td.com is always one higher than SFP. Always.
Posted on 10/20/10 at 4:46 pm to Duckie
quote:
Cam Newton will not win the Heisman Trophy this year, because by that point it will have been renamed to the Newton Trophy


Posted on 10/20/10 at 4:57 pm to mba1620
The rumors that Cam Newton doesn't have a shadow are false. His shadow is just afraid to show itelf lest Cam Newton see it.
Posted on 10/20/10 at 5:04 pm to Bassman
quote:
Cam Newton went to the Virgin Islands.....afterwards, they are only called the Islands...
Getting here late. That is hilarious.


Posted on 10/20/10 at 5:06 pm to blueTunaTiger
Sharks dedicate a week to HIM.
Posted on 10/20/10 at 5:06 pm to blueTunaTiger
quote:
Getting here late.
Cam Newton has killed people for less

Posted on 10/20/10 at 5:06 pm to blueTunaTiger
The inspiration for the Hamburglar really was Cam Newton. McDonalds never told anyone so they wouldn't make Cam Newton upset.
Posted on 10/20/10 at 5:08 pm to bbolti1
quote:
The inspiration for the Hamburglar really was Cam Newton.
Visual evidence of this from Rattlehead on the Fark Board:
Posted on 10/20/10 at 5:09 pm to bbolti1
The famous sculpture, the Thinker by Auguste Rodin, is thinking about how to stop Cam Newton. Legend has it that one day, the Thinker will find a way, and come to life and play football for Vanderbilt and lead them to a national championship. Unfortunately for Vanderbilt, the Thinker has been that way for 108 years.
Posted on 10/20/10 at 5:15 pm to bbolti1
What do you get when you have an unstoppable force colliding with an immovable object?
Patrick Peterson hitting Cam Newton.
Patrick Peterson hitting Cam Newton.
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