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re: Cam Newton, the Man! the MYTH!, THE LEGEND!

Posted on 10/20/10 at 5:16 pm to
Posted by Duckie
Tippy Toe, Louisiana
Member since Apr 2010
24314 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 5:16 pm to
quote:

Patrick Peterson hitting Cam Newton.




Let us pray that doesn't happen. The Bible referred to this event as the apocalypse.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
99693 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 5:40 pm to
Cam Newton is the only person to ever give Chicken the banhammer on TD.
Posted by EastBankTiger
A little west of Hoover Dam
Member since Dec 2003
21384 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 5:45 pm to
Cam Newton rose from the dead yesterday...just to show everyone that he could really do it.
Posted by StPaul
Biloxi
Member since Mar 2006
672 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 5:49 pm to



quote:

Cam Newton is the trunk of the evolutionary tree, all species of animal come from his loins



This is true, fwiw...


Cambrian Explosion

NOUN:

The rapid diversification of multicellular animal life around the beginning of the Cambrian Period, resulting in the appearance of almost all modern animal phyla.
Posted by blowmeauburn
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2006
7891 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 6:29 pm to
Cam Newton once scored two touchdowns on one player....before the ball was snapped
Posted by toomersdrugs
Auburn, AL
Member since Feb 2010
4631 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 6:48 pm to
these are awesome
Posted by boxcarbarney
Above all things, be a man
Member since Jul 2007
22928 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 7:23 pm to
Cam Newton can throw the ball further than Uncle Rico.
Posted by TenMan
WACO, TX
Member since Nov 2006
1928 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 7:24 pm to
Cam Newton Got in a staring contest with the sun......
and won
Posted by tigerdude007
Anywhere & Everywhere
Member since Sep 2010
425 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 11:41 pm to
Cam Newton Never Sleeps........He Waits.
Posted by TigerTicker
Right behind you!
Member since Dec 2008
1279 posts
Posted on 10/21/10 at 12:00 am to
Cam Newton is so fast, he times the stopwatch.
Posted by LSUTigahBait
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since May 2009
1052 posts
Posted on 10/21/10 at 1:09 am to
Cam Newton once visited the tempora house because he said he enjoyed his women lightly battered. Chris Brown giggled.
Posted by Marines4Auburn
Auburn Alum in South Florida
Member since Sep 2009
14926 posts
Posted on 10/21/10 at 1:14 am to
Posted by Mr. Hangover
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2003
34524 posts
Posted on 10/21/10 at 1:45 am to
cam newton had his way with my girlfriend... she now will not touch white boys
Posted by jdrumdog
baton rouge, la
Member since Jan 2010
7655 posts
Posted on 10/21/10 at 2:27 am to
Cam Newton doesn't own a toaster. He SCARES the bread into toast.

Cam Newton once threw millions of rocks into the sky at one time. Thus, the Asteroid Belt was created.

The only word that rhymes with orange is Cam Newton.

Cam Newton doesn't throw a football, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.

Cam Newton can speak braille.

Cam precedes his reputation.

Cam Newton will never EVER have a heart attack. His heart isn't stupid enough to attack him.



Posted by tigerdude007
Anywhere & Everywhere
Member since Sep 2010
425 posts
Posted on 10/21/10 at 2:47 am to
Cam Newton once gargled peanut butter while reciting Shakespeare to his teammates just to see what it felt like.
Posted by ibldpg
south
Member since Dec 2009
2503 posts
Posted on 10/21/10 at 3:44 am to
what is this Cam Newton you all speak of??
Posted by Chaos Six
En Route
Member since May 2009
7812 posts
Posted on 10/21/10 at 4:44 am to
When Lee Corso thinks of Cam Newton, he involuntarily yells 'SO FAST MY FRIEND!'
Posted by ibldpg
south
Member since Dec 2009
2503 posts
Posted on 10/21/10 at 4:55 am to
quote:

When Lee Corso thinks of Cam Newton, he involuntarily yells 'SO FAST MY FRIEND!'


Posted by Chaos Six
En Route
Member since May 2009
7812 posts
Posted on 10/21/10 at 5:22 am to
I searched TD for "Chicken fricker". When I clicked on the thread, I got this:




Posted by 4570geaux
huntsville, al
Member since Aug 2007
147 posts
Posted on 10/21/10 at 5:55 am to
When Patrick Peterson goes to sleep he is wearing Cam Newton jammies.
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