re: Time Killer Question: Why Corn Dogs?

Posted by lsusteve1

Member since Dec 2004

48926 posts

Posted on 9/5/26 at 8:00 pm to IvoryBillMatt

It’s been rehashed on here for decades

Posted by Bob the Terrible

Oakdale, LA

Member since Nov 2004

684 posts

Posted on 9/5/26 at 8:07 pm to Cincinnati Tiigre

92 and 93 are forgettable games (92 was somewhat close) but every game since minus 98 has been something for a novel.

94 - Jamie Howard INT game
95 - Phantom whistle game
96 - barnburner and Raion Hill
97 - Cecil vs D Craig
98 - nothing stands out
99 - cigar game
00 - auburn runs up score
01 - Stomping the Eye
02 - 11 am JP game; Dominic Davis fumbles opening drive and it was all over
03 - 21 zip after a quarter
04 - Ronnie Prude
05 - Doink
06 - penalty game
07 - Mad Hatter part 2; Flynn to Byrd with time expiring
08 - General Lee brings LSU to a comeback; first time LSU wins at J-Hare in a decade
09 - just an LSU whooping
10 - Newton outruns PP
11 - just an LSU arse whooping

Posted by Jake88

Member since Apr 2005

81148 posts

Posted on 9/5/26 at 8:08 pm to IvoryBillMatt

It was plagiarized by an Auburn moron. Nebraska was called corndogs before. The auburn fan, who was inbred and married his half sister, smelled fried food and having completely shiity food in Alabama immediately thought of his childhood Christmas dinner of corndogs in his trailer.

The fact that that Auburn fan, and his missing genetic material could start a lasting trope has to be the pinnacle of his life.

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Posted by Jake88

Member since Apr 2005

81148 posts

Posted on 9/5/26 at 8:11 pm to IvoryBillMatt

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That's what's so weird. OK...so?

Its not an insult to the tastes of Alabama, Mississippi, Georgia, Tennessee, Texas, Oklahoma, the Midwest and the Northeast, but given our culinary superiority, it is hurtful to Louisianans.

Posted by IvoryBillMatt

Member since Mar 2020

10936 posts

Posted on 9/5/26 at 8:11 pm to Jake88

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It was plagiarized by an Auburn moron. Nebraska was called corndogs before. The auburn fan, who was inbred and married his half sister, smelled fried food and having completely shiity food in Alabama immediately thought of his childhood Christmas dinner of corndogs in his trailer.

The fact that that Auburn fan, and his missing genetic material could start a lasting trope has to be the pinnacle of his life.

Now THAT's the best explanation I've heard.

Posted by sqt18

New Orleans

Member since Jun 2017

214 posts

Posted on 9/5/26 at 8:13 pm to Jake88

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The fact that that Auburn fan, and his missing genetic material could start a lasting trope has to be the pinnacle of his life

Definitely his life's work. Imagine how insufferable he is to be around. He has to talk about it constantly.

The original dude who wrote it about Nebraska should be proud though.

Posted by Jake88

Member since Apr 2005

81148 posts

Posted on 9/5/26 at 8:14 pm to IvoryBillMatt

It's all true. No shite. Except maybe he didn't marry his sister, they just shacked up.

Posted by semjase

New Smyrna Beach FL

Member since May 2014

16656 posts

Posted on 9/5/26 at 8:18 pm to Bob the Terrible

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Some say Nebraska fans during the Sugar Bowls of 85 and 87. Some say Ole Miss.

Lane says it was Massa Wife fans originated it.

Posted by sqt18

New Orleans

Member since Jun 2017

214 posts

Posted on 9/5/26 at 8:18 pm to Jake88

Didn't want to make his cousin jealous.

Posted by Volvagia

Fort Worth

Member since Mar 2006

53746 posts

Posted on 9/5/26 at 8:27 pm to Vanilla Thunder

This is the version as I know it, going back 25 years.

frick I’m old.

Posted by DustyDinkleman

Here

Member since Feb 2012

20549 posts

Posted on 9/5/26 at 8:33 pm to Bestbank Tiger

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It was plagiarized from a rant Iowa did about Nebraska.

This.

An auburn fan stole the poems changed a few words to fit LSU and it went viral (well as viral as it could’ve pre social media)

Posted by Stadium Rat

Metairie

Member since Jul 2004

10254 posts

Posted on 9/5/26 at 9:09 pm to Bestbank Tiger

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It was plagiarized from a rant Iowa did about Nebraska.

Close. It was Iowa and Iowa State. Auburn fans changed the team to LSU.

Stupid.

Proof

Posted by Brotorious

NOLA

Member since May 2013

716 posts

Posted on 9/5/26 at 9:12 pm to rmnldr

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Smell of fried food in the distance smelled like corn dogs to an Auburn fan years ago

Mothertrucking broken arse smell sense and palate's. They don't know shite.

Posted by Vanilla Thunder

Member since Apr 2022

1404 posts

Posted on 9/5/26 at 10:00 pm to Volvagia

As am I, brutha