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Anyone play old man golf?

Posted on 9/24/26 at 7:06 am
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
28819 posts
Posted on 9/24/26 at 7:06 am
I am a high handicapper. I can be a decent player at times, but I mostly flirt with 100. I’ve shot around 90 consistently when I was playing a lot. I’m trying to get back to that.

Anyways, Old Man Golf (or Old Mother Loving Gangbang golf if you watch some YouTubers) is about playing smart. You never approach 100% power on a swing. Nice and smooth and easy, but not particularly hard. Maybe 70%.

You frequently hit higher lofted clubs and give up distance for predictability and playability. You also hit lower chip and pitch shots rather than anything in the air.

I’m gonna try in a 9 hole round today.
This post was edited on 9/24/26 at 7:08 am
Posted by cuyahoga tiger
NE Ohio via Tangipahoa
Member since Nov 2011
6216 posts
Posted on 9/24/26 at 7:16 am to
think of it this way...
450 yard par 5
150 yard 7 iron, off the tee and twice more, puts you on the green, 2 putt par, if it's a 450 yard par 4, that gives you a bogey and bogey golf is a smooth 90.....carry on
Posted by SloaneRanger
Upper Hurstville
Member since Jan 2014
14919 posts
Posted on 9/24/26 at 7:22 am to
Someone who can consistently hit a 7 iron 150 yards probably doesn’t need to play this way. But I agree with the overall concept. Go to an LPGA event and watch the women play. They’re not long, but they have good swings and tend to keep it in play. A lot of men would benefit modelling their games after the women.
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
28819 posts
Posted on 9/24/26 at 8:37 am to
I can consistently hit a 7i 150 yards.

The last round I had, I consistently hit driver in the fairway about 270. The problem is the round before - I hit driver 250, but it was about 250 yards left of the tee too.
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
43655 posts
Posted on 9/24/26 at 9:21 am to
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450 yard par 5


where do you find those??
Posted by JohnnyKilroy
Cajun Navy Vice Admiral
Member since Oct 2012
42440 posts
Posted on 9/24/26 at 9:51 am to
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150 yard 7 iron, off the tee and twice more, puts you on the green, 2 putt par, if it's a 450 yard par 4, that gives you a bogey and bogey golf is a smooth 90.....carry on



Yea but a high handicapper has a fairly low probability of hitting 3 "good" 7 iron shots consecutively. At least one of those is likely to be a chunk, a hook/slice, a thin, etc.


I love watching golf sidekick and while I think his mentality on the course is a good one for amateur weekend golfers, you need to marry that mentality with execution. He executes at a really really high level compared to the vast majority of weekend golfers.
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
28819 posts
Posted on 9/24/26 at 9:58 am to
Yeah, golf sidekick is ridiculously talented.
Posted by NaturalBeam
Member since Sep 2007
15200 posts
Posted on 9/24/26 at 10:53 am to
6 months after I had shoulder surgery, I started playing again. I had to finish with a really abbreviated follow-thru, like old man Arnold Palmer.

Couldn't hit a driver more than 240 or so but it was dead straight every time and my scores did not suffer.
Posted by SloaneRanger
Upper Hurstville
Member since Jan 2014
14919 posts
Posted on 9/24/26 at 11:28 am to
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Couldn't hit a driver more than 240 or so but it was dead straight every time and my scores did not suffer.


Would take this right now. Where do I sign up for that surgery?
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
88633 posts
Posted on 9/24/26 at 11:30 am to
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where do you find those??
Everywhere that has multiple tees?
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
20751 posts
Posted on 9/24/26 at 11:35 am to
I grew up playing with a guy who never hit it more than 200-220 yards. Ever. He ended up going through college on a full golf scholarship because he would consistently score E or -2. His coach told him "you will never play on the PGA but you are an asset to my team because I know what you are going to do and I don't need to spend time working with you."

When we were young I laughed at him as we all drove it past his ball in the air. Now I wish I had his game.

As some point out above though, the difference between him and the rest of us was that he would hit that 200 straight down the middle EVERY TIME. He was a machine. That plan sounds good until you chunk one, hit the next one in the trap and then blade that one across the green. All of a sudden you are back to shooting 100.
Posted by bopper50
Sugarland Texas
Member since Mar 2009
10449 posts
Posted on 9/24/26 at 12:09 pm to
My goal has always been trying to make 3 birdies which cancels out 3 bogeys and gives you a third of the course even par and let the rest fall where they may that day.

It doesn't matter which tees I play, the goal should be the same.

Hitting off the tee box with a club that gets you to your best approach yardage can make a big difference.

For me, I am really comfortable hitting a good 9 iron to the green, so on long par 4's and unreachable par 5's that what I try to do.


This post was edited on 9/24/26 at 12:10 pm
Posted by DestrehanTiger
Houston, TX by way of Louisiana
Member since Nov 2005
13858 posts
Posted on 9/24/26 at 12:12 pm to
quote:

love watching golf sidekick and while I think his mentality on the course is a good one for amateur weekend golfers, you need to marry that mentality with execution. He executes at a really really high level compared to the vast majority of weekend golfers.


I used to love watching him, but I started to get annoyed with how he misconstrued strokes gained. There's no recommendation from SG to hit driver every single time even if you lose a ball. The goal is to hit it as close to the hole as possible while avoiding trouble.
Posted by Towelie
America's Wang
Member since Aug 2007
19384 posts
Posted on 9/24/26 at 12:16 pm to
quote:

You never approach 100% power on a swing. Nice and smooth and easy, but not particularly hard. Maybe 70%.
You frequently hit higher lofted clubs and give up distance for predictability and playability. You also hit lower chip and pitch shots rather than anything in the air.


That's how I play. No more than 3/4 swing with every club, smooth and easy. I'll choose a choked down, smooth 7 iron over a full 9 if the situation allows. When I try to get after it I end up hitting it fat or a nasty shank most of the time. It's made hitting driver almost easy sometimes. It might only go 250ish but it'll be playable.
Posted by Randall Savauge
Member since Aug 2021
847 posts
Posted on 9/24/26 at 12:34 pm to
this is how i play golf now. i took a decade+ off when we started having kids and now my kids are in their teens and are getting into it and now i'm all in because i can play with them.

i was never good but i was younger and went with the swing hard drink hard mentality. my drives routinely landed 4 states right of the fairway. Now i'm smooth and easy, hit it right down the middle of the fairway ~225 then rely on my high irons to take me the rest of the way. I'm focusing on keeping my drive at that and being a sniper within 150 yards. that's all i can ask for. keep it in play, reduce penalties, and 2 putt max.
Posted by lsufball19
Franklin, TN
Member since Sep 2008
74743 posts
Posted on 9/24/26 at 1:06 pm to
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think of it this way...
450 yard par 5
150 yard 7 iron, off the tee and twice more, puts you on the green, 2 putt par, if it's a 450 yard par 4, that gives you a bogey and bogey golf is a smooth 90.....carry on

if you're playing old man golf, I'm not sure 150 yards is how far you're hitting a 7 iron. I look at it more like a nice easy driver that stays low and straight and goes 200 yards, a 7 wood that goes 175 yards, and then a 75 yard shot into the green with a punch 9 iron. This is me trying to recall how my grandfather played golf in his 70s
This post was edited on 9/24/26 at 3:36 pm
Posted by JohnnyKilroy
Cajun Navy Vice Admiral
Member since Oct 2012
42440 posts
Posted on 9/24/26 at 1:37 pm to
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It might only go 250ish but it'll be playable.


a 250 yard drive is better than the VAST majority of amateur golfers
Posted by Towelie
America's Wang
Member since Aug 2007
19384 posts
Posted on 9/24/26 at 1:55 pm to
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a 250 yard drive is better than the VAST majority of amateur golfers


It's probably more like 220 but saying 250 makes me feel better.
Posted by DarkDrifter
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2011
6221 posts
Posted on 9/24/26 at 3:19 pm to
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where do you find those??


#16 at Pelican from the tips is like 470ish.. the next tee box is 450ish
Posted by DeafVallyBatnR
Member since Sep 2004
19316 posts
Posted on 9/24/26 at 3:30 pm to
Dude 100 you are never a decent player.

Sorry but that's the truth. Somebody has to tell you.
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