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What heathen cuts butter this way?
Posted on 4/17/24 at 5:00 pm
Posted on 4/17/24 at 5:00 pm
Posted on 4/17/24 at 5:15 pm to Havoc
Yes, I am a UGA fan, I see this is what my wife did to the butter this morning, also a UGA fan. So it's not a UGA thing.
Posted on 4/17/24 at 5:18 pm to deeprig9
I assume she pulled the top scrape for toast? Hard to justify
Posted on 4/17/24 at 5:19 pm to deeprig9
Maybe she wanted longer slices for some reason. I cut large slices from the top to put in the corn on the cob dishes when I eat fresh corn, so I can turn the cob over the butter for maximum coverage.
Posted on 4/17/24 at 5:27 pm to deeprig9
It's a Joanna Gaines butter dish, I have half a mind to tag her on Instagram with this picture to shame my wife.
Posted on 4/17/24 at 5:28 pm to deeprig9
This is not how my mother cut butter.
Posted on 4/17/24 at 5:49 pm to deeprig9
Someone in your house or in the office.??????
OK, I see where you said it was the wife. She needs an intervention.
OK, I see where you said it was the wife. She needs an intervention.
This post was edited on 4/17/24 at 5:51 pm
Posted on 4/17/24 at 5:55 pm to deeprig9
I don't see any other option beyond throwing the butter away and entering intensive marital counseling after she passes a psychological screening for criminal tendencies.
This post was edited on 4/17/24 at 5:57 pm
Posted on 4/17/24 at 6:05 pm to deeprig9
The cut is coming from inside the house
Posted on 4/17/24 at 8:40 pm to deeprig9
Was it room temp? When I am buttering bread etc with room temp butter I scrape the knife along the top at a high angle which loads the knife with spreadable butter.
Posted on 4/17/24 at 10:13 pm to deeprig9
I do that when butter is cold and I need razor-thin slices to butter toast. Call it "shaved butter". It takes a certain level of skill to not make it look like shite
Posted on 4/17/24 at 10:25 pm to deeprig9
I sometimes scrape from the top but it’s for very thin pieces. This is actually cut. Weird.
Posted on 4/17/24 at 10:48 pm to deeprig9
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It's a Joanna Gaines butter dish, I have half a mind to tag her on Instagram with this picture to shame my wife.
Good luck with that.
This post was edited on 4/18/24 at 11:35 am
Posted on 4/17/24 at 11:17 pm to deeprig9
quote:
Yes, I am a UGA fan, I see this is what my wife did to the butter this morning, also a UGA fan.
So you’re asking what kind of heathen does it, but you know you’re wife did it.
So,
Your wife is a heathen.
You don’t know this or are…whatever?
Are you fricking retarded?
It’s okay because retarded people can be cool too.
Posted on 4/17/24 at 11:20 pm to deeprig9
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It's a Joanna Gaines butter dish, I have half a mind to tag her on Instagram with this picture to shame my wife.
That will definitely work out well for you.
We Todd did.
Posted on 4/18/24 at 7:39 am to deeprig9
When I make a sandwich I put the butter in the microwave for 10 seconds and do it like in the picture to spread on my bread. It seemed weird at first but I have gotten used to it. It really is convenient.
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