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re: What heathen cuts butter this way?
Posted on 4/18/24 at 7:57 am to deeprig9
Posted on 4/18/24 at 7:57 am to deeprig9
First world problem among the infidels. We see this all the time at the mosque. Here is a simple resolution for you.
1 - Become a Muslim
2 - Tell her she is a heathen and must stop this sinful action immediately.
3 - If she fails to respect you. drag her by the hair to the Imman and in his presence scream at her, "I divorce you!, I divorce you! I divorce you!" At that point, you will no longer be married to her and can have her stoned for her stupidity, which is probably a sin leading to death as decreed by Mohammed. At the very least, you can have her hands removed.
You're welcome (If it is god's will).
1 - Become a Muslim
2 - Tell her she is a heathen and must stop this sinful action immediately.
3 - If she fails to respect you. drag her by the hair to the Imman and in his presence scream at her, "I divorce you!, I divorce you! I divorce you!" At that point, you will no longer be married to her and can have her stoned for her stupidity, which is probably a sin leading to death as decreed by Mohammed. At the very least, you can have her hands removed.
You're welcome (If it is god's will).
This post was edited on 4/18/24 at 7:58 am
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Posted on 4/18/24 at 8:35 am to deeprig9
Well it's not cutting butter at all. That's your error.
The butter is hard and it's trying to scrape some off to butter toast.
The butter is hard and it's trying to scrape some off to butter toast.
Posted on 4/18/24 at 8:41 am to deeprig9
My wife 
Posted on 4/18/24 at 10:30 am to deeprig9
I just barehand the entire stick and rub it on my bread then put it back.
Posted on 4/18/24 at 12:05 pm to deeprig9
that is acceptable when the butter is cold and you want to put it on some toast. Thinner slices melts faster and will spread easier
Posted on 4/18/24 at 12:23 pm to deeprig9
I bet that person drinks milk out of a bag.
Posted on 4/18/24 at 12:29 pm to deeprig9
Was a fork used?
Posted on 4/18/24 at 2:10 pm to jamiegla1
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I do that when butter is cold and I need razor-thin slices to butter toast. Call it "shaved butter". It takes a certain level of skill to not make it look like shite
Seems to me that it'd be easier to do this by cutting downward on one of the ends of the stick
Posted on 4/18/24 at 4:11 pm to AUHighPlainsDrifter
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Seems to me that it'd be easier to do this by cutting downward on one of the ends of the stick
think about sharpening a knife. it just feels easier to get a thin slice. Maybe it's because you have more room to correct if you dig too hard.
I also just like doing it
Posted on 4/18/24 at 6:10 pm to deeprig9
Like I needed another reason to never visit Gawja.
Posted on 4/19/24 at 2:58 pm to AUHighPlainsDrifter
quote:Not the case.
Seems to me that it'd be easier to do this by cutting downward on one of the ends of the stick
Posted on 4/19/24 at 3:25 pm to deeprig9
Maybe she's working on a model for your son's pinewood derby car?
Posted on 4/19/24 at 10:05 pm to deeprig9
Somebody who has this butter knife.
Posted on 4/20/24 at 9:52 am to deeprig9
I really don’t see why the white women spend their money on this Gaines woman including mine. It’s such a waste of money. Apparently now she is also a cook
Posted on 4/20/24 at 4:20 pm to deeprig9
My wife. Drives me nuts
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