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New Parish release, not sure we are talking moist and stripper poles
Posted on 6/11/19 at 12:11 pm
Posted on 6/11/19 at 12:11 pm
Or what, but I can't have it, brewery only release. Guess I'll have to bring Bloom to Nola east and see what happens:
DDH Nova Vert
DDH Nova Vert
This post was edited on 6/11/19 at 12:26 pm
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Posted on 6/11/19 at 12:11 pm to t00f
Hard pass.
Posted on 6/11/19 at 12:13 pm to t00f
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we are talking moist and stripper poles
wat
Posted on 6/11/19 at 12:17 pm to t00f
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soft fruity dewiness
Posted on 6/11/19 at 12:25 pm to t00f
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Within a vacuum, one can imagine a sense of absolute weightlessness. In the same (lack of) breath, an overwhelming loneliness brings waves of contrasting heaviness.
Dear fricking Christ......
Posted on 6/11/19 at 12:29 pm to scott8811
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Within a vacuum, one can imagine a sense of absolute weightlessness. In the same (lack of) breath, an overwhelming loneliness brings waves of contrasting heaviness.
Craft beer is getting bad with trying to sound poetic with their beer. I contend that Burial Beer is the absolute worst at this, though.
Posted on 6/11/19 at 12:37 pm to t00f
Ive been fiending for a good Parish thread 
Posted on 6/11/19 at 12:39 pm to BugAC
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I contend that Burial Beer is the absolute worst at this, though.
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Life is a twisting knife of expectations. Fulfill them and glory be thy earnings. Fail them and lodge the sharp edge into your dreams. This Beer Week we celebrate the revival of these aspirations, controlling our own destiny, and awakening from this slow and excruciating torture. Made with lactose and candi sugars. Double Dry-Hopped with boatloads if select Mosaic, Citra, Nelson and Galaxy hops.
you ain't lying!...Parish is really working hard to be an obnoxious close secondPosted on 6/11/19 at 12:40 pm to scott8811
$16 for bottles is another SMH.
Posted on 6/11/19 at 12:41 pm to t00f
Maybe this Nova will be like Ghost. If you DDH it, then it will taste like it's early incarnations.
Posted on 6/11/19 at 12:47 pm to t00f
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$16 for bottles is another SMH.
yea...but how many beers can be described as having an ethereal body
Posted on 6/11/19 at 12:54 pm to t00f
I'd feel ghey for drinking one after reading their description.
Posted on 6/11/19 at 1:29 pm to t00f
So $16 for a four pack of 12 oz single IPA??
No.
No.
Posted on 6/11/19 at 2:18 pm to t00f
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$16/four-pack
Nice! Working on that funding to move to Houston
Posted on 6/11/19 at 2:37 pm to kennypowers816
Might have to drop those prices to compete over here with that $10.49/six pack Mini Bawce.
Then just wait and see if Eureka Heights comes out with a DIPA version of Mini Bawce (call it Major Bawce) for $14 per four pack of 16 oz cans. Then List starts putting four packs of Mongoose Slayer on the shelves for $10.99 per 4 pack.
Game might be over then for Parish if Andrew don’t step up his game. Gonna need every penny of those tax breaks Ft. Bend County is giving his headquarters.
Then just wait and see if Eureka Heights comes out with a DIPA version of Mini Bawce (call it Major Bawce) for $14 per four pack of 16 oz cans. Then List starts putting four packs of Mongoose Slayer on the shelves for $10.99 per 4 pack.
Game might be over then for Parish if Andrew don’t step up his game. Gonna need every penny of those tax breaks Ft. Bend County is giving his headquarters.
Posted on 6/11/19 at 2:38 pm to kennypowers816
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$16/four-pack
Nice! Working on that funding to move to Houston
You can have em.
Posted on 6/11/19 at 5:23 pm to ragincajun03
Houston isn’t cheap either. Spindletap, Baa Baa, and others selling their 4-16’s for $18 also.
This post was edited on 6/11/19 at 5:24 pm
Posted on 6/11/19 at 5:27 pm to t00f
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Within a vacuum, one can imagine a sense of absolute weightlessness. In the same (lack of) breath, an overwhelming loneliness brings waves of contrasting heaviness.
This is beyond stupid. Parish has gone way overboard with this waxing poetic bullshite.
I can’t take their beer seriously.
Posted on 6/11/19 at 5:31 pm to AbitaFan08
They love the smell of their own farts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 7:20 pm to ragincajun03
I feel like there just gets to be a point where a 4 pack of slightly better beer for double the price is just a waste compared to the flagship beers. I can't remember the last time I bought a special release beer outside of on draft.
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