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t00f
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New Parish release, not sure we are talking moist and stripper poles
Or what, but I can't have it, brewery only release. Guess I'll have to bring Bloom to Nola east and see what happens:

DDH Nova Vert

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Mouth
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re: New Parish release, not sure we are talking moist and stripper poles
Hard pass.


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RonFNSwanson
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re: New Parish release, not sure we are talking moist and stripper poles
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we are talking moist and stripper poles


wat


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TH03
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re: New Parish release, not sure we are talking moist and stripper poles
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soft fruity dewiness


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scott8811
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re: New Parish release, not sure we are talking moist and stripper poles
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Within a vacuum, one can imagine a sense of absolute weightlessness. In the same (lack of) breath, an overwhelming loneliness brings waves of contrasting heaviness.


Dear fricking Christ......


BugAC
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re: New Parish release, not sure we are talking moist and stripper poles
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Within a vacuum, one can imagine a sense of absolute weightlessness. In the same (lack of) breath, an overwhelming loneliness brings waves of contrasting heaviness.



Craft beer is getting bad with trying to sound poetic with their beer. I contend that Burial Beer is the absolute worst at this, though.



Crayon Smeller
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re: New Parish release, not sure we are talking moist and stripper poles
Ive been fiending for a good Parish thread


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scott8811
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re: New Parish release, not sure we are talking moist and stripper poles
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I contend that Burial Beer is the absolute worst at this, though.


quote:

Life is a twisting knife of expectations. Fulfill them and glory be thy earnings. Fail them and lodge the sharp edge into your dreams. This Beer Week we celebrate the revival of these aspirations, controlling our own destiny, and awakening from this slow and excruciating torture. Made with lactose and candi sugars. Double Dry-Hopped with boatloads if select Mosaic, Citra, Nelson and Galaxy hops.


you ain't lying!...Parish is really working hard to be an obnoxious close second


t00f
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re: New Parish release, not sure we are talking moist and stripper poles
$16 for bottles is another SMH.


LSUrme
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re: New Parish release, not sure we are talking moist and stripper poles
Maybe this Nova will be like Ghost. If you DDH it, then it will taste like it's early incarnations.


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scott8811
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re: New Parish release, not sure we are talking moist and stripper poles
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$16 for bottles is another SMH.



yea...but how many beers can be described as having an ethereal body


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Paddyshack
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re: New Parish release, not sure we are talking moist and stripper poles
I'd feel ghey for drinking one after reading their description.



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ragincajun03
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Member since Nov 2007
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re: New Parish release, not sure we are talking moist and stripper poles
So $16 for a four pack of 12 oz single IPA??

No.


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kennypowers816
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New Orleans
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re: New Parish release, not sure we are talking moist and stripper poles
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$16/four-pack


Nice! Working on that funding to move to Houston


ragincajun03
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Member since Nov 2007
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re: New Parish release, not sure we are talking moist and stripper poles
Might have to drop those prices to compete over here with that $10.49/six pack Mini Bawce.

Then just wait and see if Eureka Heights comes out with a DIPA version of Mini Bawce (call it Major Bawce) for $14 per four pack of 16 oz cans. Then List starts putting four packs of Mongoose Slayer on the shelves for $10.99 per 4 pack.

Game might be over then for Parish if Andrew don’t step up his game. Gonna need every penny of those tax breaks Ft. Bend County is giving his headquarters.


t00f
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re: New Parish release, not sure we are talking moist and stripper poles
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quote:
$16/four-pack


Nice! Working on that funding to move to Houston


You can have em.


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JasonL79
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re: New Parish release, not sure we are talking moist and stripper poles
Houston isn’t cheap either. Spindletap, Baa Baa, and others selling their 4-16’s for $18 also.
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AbitaFan08
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re: New Parish release, not sure we are talking moist and stripper poles
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Within a vacuum, one can imagine a sense of absolute weightlessness. In the same (lack of) breath, an overwhelming loneliness brings waves of contrasting heaviness.


This is beyond stupid. Parish has gone way overboard with this waxing poetic bull shite.

I can’t take their beer seriously.


Rouge
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re: New Parish release, not sure we are talking moist and stripper poles
They love the smell of their own farts


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NIH
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re: New Parish release, not sure we are talking moist and stripper poles
I feel like there just gets to be a point where a 4 pack of slightly better beer for double the price is just a waste compared to the flagship beers. I can't remember the last time I bought a special release beer outside of on draft.


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