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First brewery to open a taproom on Mars? And, what would be the name of their first beer?

Posted on 2/19/21 at 2:58 pm
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 2/19/21 at 2:58 pm
Martian IPA?

Which brewery is going to lead the way?
Posted by Lsuhoohoo
Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 2/19/21 at 3:29 pm to
4th Rock Brewing Co. Olympus Mons Red Ale
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
89787 posts
Posted on 2/19/21 at 3:30 pm to
wat
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
LA
Member since Jun 2007
51748 posts
Posted on 2/19/21 at 3:38 pm to
wyd
Posted by Zappas Stache
Utility Muffin Research Kitchen
Member since Apr 2009
38670 posts
Posted on 2/19/21 at 3:39 pm to
Red Planet Step Child Brewing
High Gravity Red Ale
Posted by Shotgun Willie
Member since Apr 2016
3774 posts
Posted on 2/19/21 at 3:49 pm to
Earthset
Posted by GoAwayImBaitn
On an island in the marsh
Member since Jul 2018
2134 posts
Posted on 2/19/21 at 4:11 pm to
Probably would be some InBev brand because they have so much money.

"Out of This World" would be the name of the first beer.
Posted by BigDropper
Member since Jul 2009
7621 posts
Posted on 2/19/21 at 4:21 pm to
Red Rover Brewing Company
Dust Devil's Advocate MPA (Mars Pale Ale)
Posted by USEyourCURDS
Member since Apr 2016
12059 posts
Posted on 2/19/21 at 4:33 pm to
Parish Brewing


Southcoast Amber Ale
Posted by NOLAGT
Over there
Member since Dec 2012
13510 posts
Posted on 2/19/21 at 5:10 pm to
I was going to say Da Parish, Space Ghost
Posted by OldTigahFot
Drinkin' with the rocket scientists
Member since Jan 2012
10500 posts
Posted on 2/19/21 at 8:00 pm to
Spetzel Brewery(Shiner) - Finally Made It ! (barrel-aged ale)

Posted by LesterFreamon
SFNM
Member since May 2017
349 posts
Posted on 2/19/21 at 8:09 pm to
Beer name: Welcome to Mars

And the label will be the alien punching Will Smith in the face.
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
75173 posts
Posted on 2/19/21 at 8:14 pm to
Pale Alien?
Posted by 89AUTiger
Member since May 2020
111 posts
Posted on 2/19/21 at 8:21 pm to
Well, the first beer would have to be a Marzen style. Call it “illudium Q36”. Anyone get the reference?
Posted by BugAC
St. George
Member since Oct 2007
52785 posts
Posted on 2/19/21 at 9:00 pm to
quote:

Anyone get the reference?


Space modulator?

And I’m stealing that for my next homebrew.
This post was edited on 2/19/21 at 9:00 pm
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
5553 posts
Posted on 2/20/21 at 8:13 am to
You have to grow the hops in your own shite like Matt Damon.

Then also steal the name from some super cliche earth movie instead of the fact that we've actually made it to mars.

Science the shite out of this IPA

A triple IPA with the 3 boobed mars chick on the can.
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
37733 posts
Posted on 2/20/21 at 9:16 am to
If Mars was turned into a big giant gay colony they would name their first beer Paul Allen.
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