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re: Anybody listen to Tom Fitzmorris lately?

Posted on 7/18/18 at 11:13 am to
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
78672 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 11:13 am to


What are some other prank calls you all have heard?
Posted by Knox Harrington
Bucktown
Member since Sep 2009
108 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 12:04 pm to
One Saturday afternoon, a caller asked Tom if he has heard of or tried the new Mexican restaurant they just opened in Metairie, near Bonnabel.

Caller says, their menu is really comprehensive - burritos, tacos, nachos, you name it. Tom replies, I'm actually not familiar with this place; what's it called? Caller responds, it's the new Taco Bell on the corner of Vets and Bonnabel.

Tom becomes instantly enraged, hangs up on the caller, and then bungles through a rant about the worthlessness of chains.
Posted by hungryone
river parishes
Member since Sep 2010
11987 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 12:12 pm to
Just sad....like the easily enraged old man down the block who rages about any and everything. Why not laugh, and then name 7-8 independent Mexican or Tex-Mex places if he hates chains so much? I think that’s the cornerstone of my disappointment with his ossification: he’s got broadcast bandwidth and could be directing people to the dozens and dozens of decent, modest places with no marketing budget.

Like NolaNica on Airline in Kenner, past the airport. Nicaraguan, not Mexican. Delicious jalapeño yuca fritters, among other tasty items.
Posted by SmokedBrisket2018
Member since Jun 2018
1544 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 12:38 pm to
He takes his job waaaaay too seriously.

And he needs to change his intro music.

He needs a young co host but I am sure he would never be open to that.
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
78672 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 2:44 pm to
He loves Casa Garcia
Posted by tigercross
Member since Feb 2008
5075 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 3:01 pm to
quote:

He loves Casa Garcia


And El Paso. He tried recommend La Carreta the other day but couldn't remember the name.
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
78672 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 3:31 pm to
Yeah, that’s where he has struggled most lately...with directions and the names of restaurants.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
80827 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 4:44 pm to
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I heard that today. Lol. What’s up with that?
Alzheimer's
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
78672 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 5:00 pm to
You think so?
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
80827 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 5:48 pm to
You're being an arse, but people are joking around about it.
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
78672 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 7:15 pm to
Wait, what are you talking about?
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
108729 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 9:03 pm to
I wish I could hear this show any archives to listen to?
Posted by tigercross
Member since Feb 2008
5075 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 9:50 pm to
quote:

I wish I could hear this show any archives to listen to?


Imagine this. Everyone has a peculiar, effete uncle who is into show tunes, but you’ve always known he was straight—just a weirdo. The guy who is a lay Eucharistic minister and likes to dip his balls into the sacrament in the sacristy around 0745 on Sundays. Well, he has gradually and obviously been losing his mind and becoming less and less coherent on the radio for 3 or so years now.

That’s the Food Show.

Some episodes are archived here: LINK
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
78672 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 10:02 pm to
Thanks for the link. That archive goes back a while.
Posted by BlackenedOut
The Big Sleazy
Member since Feb 2011
6075 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 10:58 pm to
Very close but you forgot that Uncle is on the spectrum
Posted by ShootingsBricks4Life
Member since May 2017
2601 posts
Posted on 7/19/18 at 1:35 pm to
quote:

Yeah, that’s where he has struggled most lately...with directions and the names of restaurants.


It's 2018, he doesn't need to remember directions but he really needs to remember names of places.
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
108729 posts
Posted on 7/19/18 at 3:34 pm to
LOL
Posted by Radler_the_weinerdog
New Orleans
Member since Oct 2016
1482 posts
Posted on 7/19/18 at 6:01 pm to
Is that moron still alive? I thought his son filed for euthanasia 6 years ago
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
78672 posts
Posted on 7/19/18 at 6:05 pm to


Classy post
Posted by Radler_the_weinerdog
New Orleans
Member since Oct 2016
1482 posts
Posted on 7/19/18 at 6:34 pm to
Suck it Pawwwwl
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