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A Drink I Just Invented
Posted on 6/24/16 at 7:15 pm
Posted on 6/24/16 at 7:15 pm
I came home with a fifth of Gentleman Jack. I set the bottle down and found some green seedless grapes in the refrigerator that I immediately tore into when a thought came to me like a thunderbolt.
I filled a cocktail glass with ice, Gentleman Jack, and two sliced grapes.
This is good. Really good. I know that many if not most reading this are scoffing, but how many times have you consumed Bourbon with simple sugar and a sprig of mint? My drink is sweet, but much less so than a mint julep.
I am accepting suggestions from those who might wish to name my new concoction. Knock yourselves out.
I filled a cocktail glass with ice, Gentleman Jack, and two sliced grapes.
This is good. Really good. I know that many if not most reading this are scoffing, but how many times have you consumed Bourbon with simple sugar and a sprig of mint? My drink is sweet, but much less so than a mint julep.
I am accepting suggestions from those who might wish to name my new concoction. Knock yourselves out.
This post was edited on 6/24/16 at 8:07 pm
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Posted on 6/24/16 at 7:25 pm to Missouri Waltz
Not enough sugar in two sliced grapes to make a noticeable difference. You should call your drink "already drunk" because obviously you were drunk before you concated that.
Posted on 6/24/16 at 7:29 pm to Buck Dancer
quote:
Not enough sugar in two sliced grapes to make a noticeable difference. You should call your drink "already drunk" because obviously you were drunk before you concated that.
Posted on 6/24/16 at 7:32 pm to Missouri Waltz
Grapes of Wrath
Posted on 6/24/16 at 7:39 pm to Missouri Waltz
A lesbian I know was telling a story about her hemorrhoids and how one day she was inspired to get relief by sticking two frozen grapes up her arse. Her nickname is TresGay, so please name your drink in her honor.
Posted on 6/24/16 at 7:42 pm to Buck Dancer
quote:
Not enough sugar in two sliced grapes to make a noticeable difference. You should call your drink "already drunk" because obviously you were drunk before you concated that.
Where I live there is not much to do more exciting than that. Yet I disagree with you on another point.
There is noticeable sugar in two grapes - perhaps my palate is more sophisticated than yours. That having been said I just "reloaded" and this time used four sliced grapes.
Posted on 6/24/16 at 7:45 pm to Darla Hood
Posted on 6/24/16 at 8:02 pm to Buck Dancer
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you concated that.
pot meet kettle
Posted on 6/24/16 at 8:11 pm to Missouri Waltz
TresGay MISSOURI WALTZ, I like it as a name for a drink that no one thinks is worth considering beyond a half second.
ETA: First rule of Food and Drink board, don't drink and post.
ETA: First rule of Food and Drink board, don't drink and post.
This post was edited on 6/24/16 at 8:13 pm
Posted on 6/24/16 at 8:26 pm to Enadious
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don't drink and post
Should I follow your advice then I'd never be able to post at all.
Now, mon amie, allez vous faire foutre.
Posted on 6/24/16 at 8:41 pm to Missouri Waltz
Sounds incredible
Posted on 6/24/16 at 8:48 pm to Missouri Waltz
Keep the whiskey straight
Posted on 6/24/16 at 9:36 pm to Darla Hood
Damn, Darla, that was strong !
Posted on 6/24/16 at 9:38 pm to Missouri Waltz
Name it Flaming Lesbo arse Tamer...
Posted on 6/25/16 at 2:16 am to Darla Hood
Oh my gosh! That you, Darla?
Posted on 6/25/16 at 2:44 am to Gris Gris
Looks like Count Chocula has hacked Darla's account again. We'll know for sure when she starts hitting on Winkface.
Posted on 6/25/16 at 3:01 am to Missouri Waltz
quote:A Mangria?
I am accepting suggestions from those who might wish to name my new concoction. I filled a cocktail glass with ice, Gentleman Jack, and two sliced grapes.
Posted on 6/25/16 at 9:09 am to Darla Hood
quote:
A lesbian I know was telling a story about her hemorrhoids and how one day she was inspired to get relief by sticking two frozen grapes up her arse. Her nickname is TresGay, so please name your drink in her honor.
Posted on 6/25/16 at 9:38 am to Mo Jeaux
That was definitely Darla's funniest post ever. Totally out of character, which makes it funnier.
Posted on 6/25/16 at 9:55 am to Matisyeezy
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Darla's funniest post ever. Totally out of character
Darla drinking also?
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