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BMI is the dumbest thing ever invented UPDATE

Posted on 2/27/18 at 9:32 am
Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
29212 posts
Posted on 2/27/18 at 9:32 am
So I have to take a physical for my new life insurance policy. As anyone who has gone through the process knows, you have to be under a 25 BMI to get the best rates. I need to lose about 5-6 lbs to get there.

I lift 4-5 days a week. I have a 32-33 waist. It is not going to be easy to find 6 lbs to lose.
This post was edited on 3/8/18 at 9:19 am
Posted by Hu_Flung_Pu
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2013
22159 posts
Posted on 2/27/18 at 9:35 am to
Water weight can do it. Yes, BMI is completely stupid.
Posted by gizmoflak
Member since May 2007
11659 posts
Posted on 2/27/18 at 9:36 am to
Just dehydrate yourself.

Pretend like it's a weigh-in for a fight
Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
29212 posts
Posted on 2/27/18 at 9:43 am to
quote:

Pretend like it's a weigh-in for a fight


I hope the nurse isn't offended when I walk out butt naked cupping my junk in one hand.
Posted by BLM
ATL
Member since Oct 2011
746 posts
Posted on 2/27/18 at 9:45 am to
BMI was originally created for census population studies. To be used as it is today is dumb.
Posted by oleyeller
Vols, Bitch
Member since Oct 2012
32021 posts
Posted on 2/27/18 at 10:35 am to
sorry u fat.
Posted by MrSpock
Member since Sep 2015
4325 posts
Posted on 2/27/18 at 10:39 am to
quote:

I lift 4-5 days a week


Maybe you should always lift 5 days a week and you wouldn’t be so fat.
Posted by Contender01
Member since Dec 2017
246 posts
Posted on 2/27/18 at 11:04 am to
yea this is a joke, I lose out on $250 a year

HR will not return my emails
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
68446 posts
Posted on 2/27/18 at 1:58 pm to
Dehydrated yourself
Saran Wrap and sauna
Or you can get a colonic or enema
Posted by dat yat
Chef Pass
Member since Jun 2011
4301 posts
Posted on 2/27/18 at 2:08 pm to
quote:


BMI is the dumbest thing ever invented
It is if you use it to judge individual fitness or insurability.

quote:

I have a 32-33 waist
Waist size is a better indicator and you won't have much fat if you're under 33".

quote:

It is not going to be easy to find 6 lbs to lose.



??For the experts:
If he were to eat extreme low-carb for a week and then shed fluids like a wrestler making weight, are there other aspects of the physical that he may fail?

Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
94887 posts
Posted on 2/27/18 at 2:19 pm to
I am skinny and in good shape like you OP.

If i drink alot of alcohol, I am legit 6-8 lbs lighter the next morning
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
81185 posts
Posted on 2/27/18 at 6:13 pm to
I’m the opposite. Alcohol dehydrates you so much that I’m a couple lbs less after a night of drinking.
Posted by LSUSUPERSTAR
TX
Member since Jan 2005
16305 posts
Posted on 2/27/18 at 10:25 pm to
quote:

cupping my junk in one hand.


Ha ha, you got small junk!
Posted by Shepherd88
Member since Dec 2013
4579 posts
Posted on 2/28/18 at 6:09 am to
Maybe we should start pushing that this is discrimination towards fit people??

I sent an email to our HR complaining about this last year, I even stated that they mean to tell me the fittest guy in the world (Mat Fraser) is considered overweight/obese? Told them they should test body fat instead. They acknowledged my complaint but didn’t do shite about it.
Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
94887 posts
Posted on 2/28/18 at 7:44 am to
quote:


I’m the opposite. Alcohol dehydrates you so much that I’m a couple lbs less after a night of drinking.

I think you need to re read my post
Posted by 337Tigah
Premium Access
Member since Aug 2014
2563 posts
Posted on 2/28/18 at 10:35 am to
Just get your body into ketosis for a few days and you will be amazed at the pace that you will burn any fat.
Posted by mindbreaker
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2011
7632 posts
Posted on 2/28/18 at 1:04 pm to
BMI chart says this is obese

Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
29212 posts
Posted on 3/8/18 at 9:18 am to
I came in under weight!

Time for the dirty bulk to begin
Posted by lostzeppelin
Van
Member since Oct 2015
78 posts
Posted on 3/8/18 at 3:33 pm to
quote:

I lift 4-5 days a week


do you do any cardio?
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