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Having a girlfriend is actually extremely beta

Posted on 2/15/23 at 11:21 am
Posted by Between TheHedges
Message Board Genius
Member since Aug 2022
3721 posts
Posted on 2/15/23 at 11:21 am
I was just at the store yesterday and it was filled with cuck boys buying heart shaped items for their girlfriends.

Either get married or be single.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35254 posts
Posted on 2/15/23 at 11:23 am to
There’s nothing more hetero than banging a dude if you think about it.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78136 posts
Posted on 2/15/23 at 11:23 am to
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I was just at the store yesterday and it was filled with cuck boys buying heart shaped items for their girlfriends.
nothing says cuck like buying flowers for your gf so you can get a BJ later

Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 2/15/23 at 11:24 am to
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There’s nothing more hetero than banging a dude if you think about it.



yep, anybody an bang a chick, be a man a get some real arse!
Posted by WhiskeyThrottle
Weatherford Tx
Member since Nov 2017
5330 posts
Posted on 2/15/23 at 11:24 am to
I know what you mean. I ask at least 10 girls a week to skip the dating phase and marry me. Just haven't found the right one (who will say yes).
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
One State Solution
Member since May 2012
55725 posts
Posted on 2/15/23 at 11:25 am to
you know what's actually beta? being married to some slovenly cow who doesn't cook anymore
Posted by Impotent Waffle
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2007
9724 posts
Posted on 2/15/23 at 11:25 am to
Wow... I hope to be as Alpha as you one day...
Posted by KLSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2003
10313 posts
Posted on 2/15/23 at 11:27 am to
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Either get married or be single.



So how do you go from being single to married without dating first Doctor Swole?
Posted by PillPusher
Gulf Coast
Member since Oct 2009
5711 posts
Posted on 2/15/23 at 11:28 am to
How do you know they weren’t buying them for your lady?
Posted by caro81
Member since Jul 2017
4916 posts
Posted on 2/15/23 at 11:28 am to
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Between TheHedges


really gunning for that top tier shitty poster status lately huh?
Posted by tigergirl10
Member since Jul 2019
10313 posts
Posted on 2/15/23 at 11:29 am to
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banging a dude
My favorite hobby.
Posted by DesScorp
Alabama
Member since Sep 2017
6530 posts
Posted on 2/15/23 at 11:29 am to
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There’s nothing more hetero than banging a dude if you think about it.


Maybe Hedges is Greek

Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
35685 posts
Posted on 2/15/23 at 11:30 am to
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There’s nothing more hetero than banging a dude if you think about it.
It takes a real man to take D, if you think about it.
Posted by TigerOnTheMountain
Higher Elevation
Member since Oct 2014
41773 posts
Posted on 2/15/23 at 11:36 am to
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Between TheHedges


Proof that public schools have failed.
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
29141 posts
Posted on 2/15/23 at 11:39 am to
OP sounds like he gets a lot of pussy.
Posted by Montezuma
Member since Apr 2013
3629 posts
Posted on 2/15/23 at 11:43 am to
Husbands don't buy their wife heart-shaped items? Also, marriage is not an alpha move. It is either simply a love thing or, frankly, a capitulation and a 50/50 chance of willingly giving away half your possessions to someone else. So, a cuck.
Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
42645 posts
Posted on 2/15/23 at 11:45 am to
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Either get married or be single.

So literally as soon as you meet someone you’re romantically interested in you need to marry them? No dating period to feel the relationship out, just get married?

Also, when did marriage stop man from buying heart-shaped things for the girl he loves? I see husbands do that for their wives.

Another dumb Between TheHedges thread.
This post was edited on 2/15/23 at 11:46 am
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany
Bay Area
Member since Nov 2018
3384 posts
Posted on 2/15/23 at 12:04 pm to
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Having a girlfriend is actually extremely beta


quantity not quality, baws.
Posted by Hopeful Doc
Member since Sep 2010
14965 posts
Posted on 2/15/23 at 12:25 pm to
Girlfriends are just beta testing for wives.
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