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Florida woman walks into house and gets naked. Then arrested.

Posted on 11/24/21 at 4:54 pm
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
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Posted on 11/24/21 at 4:54 pm
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CITRUS COUNTY, Fla. (WFLA) — A Florida woman was arrested Sunday after police say she walked into a Citrus County home and undressed herself before hugging and sitting on multiple people, including several who were 65 years or older.

Police say Heather Cruz, 35, of Dunnellon, Fla., walked into the Citrus County home through a side door. Once inside, Cruz allegedly removed her clothing and exposed her genitalia before she grabbed and hugged the homeowner.

When Cruz was told to stop, documents say she sat on the lap of two other residents while naked, saying “you like it” to one of the victims.

Police say two of the home’s occupants then attempted to remove Cruz and escorted her to the front door. At that time, still nude, Cruz reportedly grabbed the testicles of another individual and made several sexual remarks.

When police arrived, Cruz was ordered to put on a shirt but resisted officers. Cruz was then handcuffed and placed in the rear of a patrol car. When officers attempted to close the door, Cruz allegedly kicked an officer in the chest.

More officers arrived and Cruz was moved to another squad car before she allegedly kicked a second officer in the chest.


This chick fricks
Posted by BatonrougeCajun
Somewhere in Texas
Member since Feb 2008
6087 posts
Posted on 11/24/21 at 4:56 pm to
I’m not expert, but I think she might have been on drugs
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
49836 posts
Posted on 11/24/21 at 4:56 pm to
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“you like it”



She's right you know
Posted by onelochevy
Slidell, LA
Member since Jan 2011
16552 posts
Posted on 11/24/21 at 4:57 pm to
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she sat on the lap of two other residents while naked, saying “you like it” to one of the victims.


I cant wait until its my turn to be a victim.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62873 posts
Posted on 11/24/21 at 4:58 pm to
Where were intruders like this when I was just sitting around the house?
Posted by BallsEleven
Member since Mar 2019
6163 posts
Posted on 11/24/21 at 4:58 pm to
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Cruz was then handcuffed and placed in the rear


Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145253 posts
Posted on 11/24/21 at 4:59 pm to
Ive seen better intruders on the quad
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65862 posts
Posted on 11/24/21 at 5:00 pm to
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“you like it”
The Aggie dream version of that scenario-

Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
30118 posts
Posted on 11/24/21 at 5:01 pm to
have to see her nude to decide guilt here
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
54760 posts
Posted on 11/24/21 at 5:06 pm to
Okay which LLotOT is this?
Posted by STLDawg
The Lou
Member since Apr 2015
3754 posts
Posted on 11/24/21 at 5:07 pm to
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victims


She’s a rough 35 but at least that would be entertaining.
Posted by Hoovertigah
Fayetteville
Member since Sep 2013
3052 posts
Posted on 11/24/21 at 5:09 pm to
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A Florida woman


I knew these would be the first three words.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63517 posts
Posted on 11/24/21 at 5:12 pm to
Wonder which one of those guys' wives called the police.
Posted by Usual Suspect
Living rent free
Member since Jun 2013
2269 posts
Posted on 11/24/21 at 5:13 pm to
:sortawantgif:
Posted by dgnx6
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
68891 posts
Posted on 11/24/21 at 5:13 pm to
I would have just shot her
Posted by belowmebama
Member since Jul 2008
7304 posts
Posted on 11/24/21 at 5:16 pm to
A buddy of mine had an ex do something similar in high school. He was on a blind date when his ex went to his house, walked up to his room, locked herself inside and stripped down to her birthday suit. She refused to leave until he showed up. She was smokin hot too.
Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
369 Cardboard Box Lane
Member since Nov 2019
10324 posts
Posted on 11/24/21 at 5:17 pm to
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Police say two of the home’s occupants then attempted to remove Cruz and escorted her to the front door. At that time, still nude, Cruz reportedly grabbed the testicles of another individual and made several sexual remarks.



ghey



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When police arrived, Cruz was ordered to put on a shirt but resisted officers.



ghey
This post was edited on 11/24/21 at 5:18 pm
Posted by dakarx
Member since Sep 2018
6872 posts
Posted on 11/24/21 at 5:20 pm to
Am I the only one wondering what the bet was that she lost?
Posted by p0845330
Member since Aug 2013
5704 posts
Posted on 11/24/21 at 5:21 pm to
If I was over 65, the police would never have been called.
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
19245 posts
Posted on 11/24/21 at 5:21 pm to
This sounds so familiar
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