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Sarkisian on the clock?
Posted on 11/2/21 at 12:29 am
Posted on 11/2/21 at 12:29 am
What with monkey gate and all. Given his past indiscretions gotta think he's on a short leash anyway.
Posted on 11/2/21 at 12:44 am to Jim Rockford
From an article I just read:
"Mullen is one of the smartest Xs and Os coaches in the sport, but this isn’t the NFL. Recruiting and stockpiling talent is the path to sustained success in college football, and Smart is recruiting at a clip matched only by Alabama."
"Mullen is one of the smartest Xs and Os coaches in the sport, but this isn’t the NFL. Recruiting and stockpiling talent is the path to sustained success in college football, and Smart is recruiting at a clip matched only by Alabama."
Posted on 11/2/21 at 1:08 am to Jim Rockford
Monkey gate? What did I miss?
Posted on 11/2/21 at 1:32 am to Imber
His special teams coach left his wife and kids for a pole dancer who uses a monkey in her act. Last night the monkey attacked a trick or treater. There are threads on the OT and MSB.
Posted on 11/2/21 at 2:27 am to Jim Rockford
quote:That is just random as frick. smdh.
His special teams coach left his wife and kids for a pole dancer who uses a monkey in her act. Last night the monkey attacked a trick or treater. There are threads on the OT and MSB.
Posted on 11/2/21 at 2:38 am to Jim Rockford
I read that 4 times and I’m still can’t process it.. some shite you just can’t make up..
Posted on 11/2/21 at 3:35 am to Imber
The longhorn special teams coach Jeff Banks (who came from Bama and was at AtM before that) is apparently now married to a stripper who is stage named “Pole Assassin,” and her stage routine involves pole dancing with a real monkey that she owns as a pet. My understanding is that Banks abandoned his wife and 3 kids to be with the stripper at some point while he was in Tuscaloosa or College Station. My Aggie friends have been laughing about this and trying to get it mentioned by national outlets since January. it sounds like last night the stripper’s monkey bit the shite out of some poor kid’s hand during a haunted house that the stripper and Jeff Banks put together, and it’s all over Twitter. The stripper, who is barely literate, admitted to it on Twitter and went on an epic rant before deleting her Twitter account.
Posted on 11/2/21 at 7:12 am to Jim Rockford
quote:This is like one of those word games that you play. Where you install random words to make crazy sentences. But no, this actually happened. Astonishing.
His special teams coach left his wife and kids for a pole dancer who uses a monkey in her act. Last night the monkey attacked a trick or treater.
Posted on 11/2/21 at 7:17 am to Objective Tiger
That would be funny as shite if a pole dancer takes down Alabama, Texas, and AnM.
ETA: would be shocked if Kiffen isn't involved some how.
ETA: would be shocked if Kiffen isn't involved some how.
This post was edited on 11/2/21 at 7:19 am
Posted on 11/2/21 at 7:29 am to Jim Rockford
quote:
His special teams coach left his wife and kids for a pole dancer who uses a monkey in her act. Last night the monkey attacked a trick or treater. There are threads on the OT and MSB.
That’s the most white trash thing I’ve ever heard….
This post was edited on 11/2/21 at 7:30 am
Posted on 11/2/21 at 7:38 am to Jim Rockford
quote:
His special teams coach left his wife and kids for a pole dancer who uses a monkey in her act. Last night the monkey attacked a trick or treater. There are threads on the OT and MSB.
Who goes by the nom de plume, Pole Assassin.
Posted on 11/2/21 at 7:45 am to Objective Tiger
quote:
The longhorn special teams coach Jeff Banks (who came from Bama and was at AtM before that) is apparently now married to a stripper who is stage named “Pole Assassin,” and her stage routine involves pole dancing with a real monkey that she owns as a pet. My understanding is that Banks abandoned his wife and 3 kids to be with the stripper at some point while he was in Tuscaloosa or College Station. My Aggie friends have been laughing about this and trying to get it mentioned by national outlets since January. it sounds like last night the stripper’s monkey bit the shite out of some poor kid’s hand during a haunted house that the stripper and Jeff Banks put together, and it’s all over Twitter. The stripper, who is barely literate, admitted to it on Twitter and went on an epic rant before deleting her Twitter account.
Wow.
Just Wow.

Posted on 11/2/21 at 7:53 am to Jim Rockford
I can't believe that the stripper monkey story is just now making the rounds.
Posted on 11/2/21 at 8:18 am to Objective Tiger
Posted on 11/2/21 at 8:44 am to LeClerc
That's her. But Sark isn't getting fired for this. The admins at Texas knew about her already.
Posted on 11/2/21 at 8:47 am to Jim Rockford
quote:
What with monkey gate and all. Given his past indiscretions gotta think he's on a short leash anyway.
Called it the day he got was announced as coach. Just had circumstances wrong.
This post was edited on 11/5/21 at 3:44 pm
Posted on 11/2/21 at 8:47 am to koLSU86
quote:
That’s the most white trash thing I’ve ever heard….
I don't think she's white. She's some kind of mixed ghetto trash
Posted on 11/2/21 at 9:03 am to Objective Tiger
In fairness, she taped a sign to the gate that said "do not enter." I mean, what kid would enter a gate that says do not enter?
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