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For me, it was realizing my parents are real people with failings of their own. And then they started to age and got old & feeble.


Yes that part is really tough.
i was hoping Lane would coach us to a win over G5 Jon but he told us to frick off.

re: Christmas wish list

Posted by Imber on 12/23/25 at 8:26 pm to
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Gumps to admit LSU is their biggest rival

We have thread after thread after thread after thread to prove that already.


I stocked up on tequila to get me through the holidays because I've been so upset about Lane but my Alabama neighbor came over and drank it all. He said he couldn't take it anymore and was going to poison some trees or something. He kicked my dog and slapped his wife on the way out the door and muttered something about going to see a guy at the local Chevron about a trolling motor.

re: Christmas wish list

Posted by Imber on 12/23/25 at 7:48 pm to
I asked Santa for Year 7 with Lane but his fat arse didn't deliver. The Alabama fan base and I are in shambles.

re: Sling TV- 3 or 7 day pass

Posted by Imber on 12/23/25 at 12:53 pm to
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I'm a senior on a fixed income and can't afford the ESPN $30 a month fee...Thanks


That’s what I felt like when LSU sat us in a corner and took our coach.
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Everybody knows Lane Kiffin doesn't like to recruit and he's not involved in recruiting


He recruited the frick out of LSU just to get out of Oxford. I don’t understand. It’s on someone’s 150 greatest places to live list. I thought we had arrived. But in the end WAOM.

re: LSU fans this offseason

Posted by Imber on 12/23/25 at 8:52 am to
They stole our coach right before the playoffs. I thought he loved us but in the end WAOM.

re: Lane quit on his team

Posted by Imber on 12/22/25 at 11:06 pm to
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Ever left a job for more money?


Not in the middle of shite.


You should try it.
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Ole Miss


Lane really fricked us. Hopefully we can do it again with Pete. He got rid of the basketball goal.

re: Can we just clear the air

Posted by Imber on 12/22/25 at 10:33 pm to
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Ole Miss has their own set of reasons


Well yeah, they stole Lane from us on the eve of the playoffs like we were their prison bitch, so we are justifiably mad. I'm not sure why Alabama fans are so mad about it, but it's good to have a sense of solidarity with you guys.

re: Can we just clear the air

Posted by Imber on 12/22/25 at 9:58 pm to
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They were REALLY upset Saturday when Alabama won. I mean...



They were pissed.


No, that's not what we've been upset about. It's about Lane, and what he did to us. We thought he was different.

re: Can we just clear the air

Posted by Imber on 12/22/25 at 9:46 pm to
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My posting habits aren't anything like that of Dalton or Cajun either, but I do admire their ability to get bitches like you upset.


I've been really upset, but then when I saw how upset they are it made me feel better. It's like we have a common bond.

re: Can we just clear the air

Posted by Imber on 12/22/25 at 9:18 pm to
Yes, they took a huge shite on us. Stop rubbing it in.
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He's more focused on LSU than Lane Kiffin. I'll be completely honest. It's embarrassing.


I've been pretty upset about losing Lane to LSU. I've been obsessing about it really, but this thread makes me feel better about my emotional state overall.
Thanks for sharing those highlights. I missed the game because I was busy blowing up Juice Kiffin's Twitter feed.

re: Johnny Reb dagger in the heart

Posted by Imber on 12/22/25 at 7:20 pm to
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Something a hoe would say!


I miss him so much.

re: God bless 'em

Posted by Imber on 12/22/25 at 7:14 pm to
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they do sports well and when that's over they move back into the swamp in a house on stilts.


It's humiliating. They even had to loan us their coaches so we could finish out the season.

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Down 5 to prairie view at the half. Can kiffin coach roundball as well?


Stop it before they take our basketball coach too.

re: Hey LSU

Posted by Imber on 12/22/25 at 5:23 pm to
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I’m not even sorry that your school is poor. And I’m not sorry that your school panicked and hired this walking disaster .


It’s really embarrassing. I can’t believe we did that. I should be enjoying our playoff run, but instead I’m drinking more than our new HC did before his last press conference.