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Posted on 10/9/21 at 12:03 am to
Posted by dawgfan24348
Member since Oct 2011
49785 posts
Posted on 10/9/21 at 12:03 am to
Holy Grail, sell it to the Catholic Church for trillions

ETA: I can’t read
This post was edited on 10/9/21 at 12:04 am
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
27051 posts
Posted on 10/9/21 at 12:05 am to
The no practical function takes out a lot of items like guitars, swords etc. Maybe one could have those if the function is never used, guess the is the OP's genie's choice.

If I could have an item if it could never be used for its function it would be one of two.

The first would be Paul Newman's Rolex 6263 Daytona





Or Michael Schumacher's helmet from the 2000 Japanese Gran Prix when he clinched the first world championship for Ferrari in 21 years



A tight reading of the OP's criteria really lends itself to art:

My personal choice would be Vermeer's Girl with the Pearl Earring



However, I would choose The Persistence of Memory by Dali for my wife's enjoyment instead:

Posted by RazorBroncs
Captain of The Flagship
Member since Sep 2013
13991 posts
Posted on 10/9/21 at 12:09 am to
A photo album and journal depicting my ancestors that were all... exterminated... back in Poland during the holocaust.

My grandpa was the only one that made it to America and his brother became the top general and eventually the president of Poland in the 70s, but they were the only two out of dozens that survived. Before WWII my last name was very common in Poland, now it's a rare, uncommon name.

I'd love to know the rest of my family that existed and see what they looked like, and know their stories so they could live on through me.

Instead they got wiped off the face of the earth and forgotten like they never existed, and to me that is the saddest thing that can happen to any human
This post was edited on 10/9/21 at 12:11 am
Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
9326 posts
Posted on 10/9/21 at 12:12 am to
The Faberge basket with Lilies of the Valley.

Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
5947 posts
Posted on 10/9/21 at 6:57 am to
quote:

It has to be an object you can physically hold. No cars, etc.

2. It cannot have a practical function. No tools, etc.

3. You cannot profit from it in any way. No selling it, etc.

4. You do not have to worry about anyone stealing it no matter how famous or valuable it is.




Already married so no thanks.
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
23009 posts
Posted on 10/9/21 at 9:01 am to
The Hope diamond.



Oops. Missed #3. Can my descendants sell it?
This post was edited on 10/9/21 at 9:07 am
Posted by bayoubengals88
LA
Member since Sep 2007
19750 posts
Posted on 10/9/21 at 9:34 am to
Posted by fastedLSU
BR
Member since Sep 2007
4477 posts
Posted on 10/9/21 at 10:07 am to
Red Matter
Posted by NimbleCat
Member since Jan 2007
8839 posts
Posted on 10/9/21 at 10:24 am to
Either Holy Grail or Ark of the Covenant (with 10 commandments inside).
Posted by Telecaster
Memphis
Member since May 2017
1810 posts
Posted on 10/9/21 at 11:53 am to
A NOS Leica M3 camera with 35mm Summilux, 50mm Summilux and 90mm Summicron lenses. In chrome. Functional art and beautiful machines.



Posted by IH8ThreePutts
Member since Mar 2018
1551 posts
Posted on 10/10/21 at 6:09 am to
An Augusta Masters Green Jacket that I earned.
Posted by Lutcher Lad
South of the Mason-Dixon Line
Member since Sep 2009
6081 posts
Posted on 10/10/21 at 8:17 am to
A hand-held device that blocks out cell phone signals anywhere within a 10 mile radius of my location.

That way I won't be behind a thoughtless moron in line at the grocery store who is trying to pay while deep in conversation.

When the light turns green I won't be waiting for an idiot to look up from their phone before realizing that they could've gone a minute ago.

I won't have to be privy to some jackass's intense rambling that resonates throughout the lobby of the doctor's office anymore.

While at work, when a group of us are just relaxing and engaging in meaningless banter we won't be shown up by the genius who googles all parts of the conversation and calls you out with facts they just read, thus seeing themselves as a superior intellect.

I won't be behind a swerving vehicle that is constantly hitting the brakes and then speeding up over and over...pretty much resembling a drunk driver, because the brain-dead driver is texting his or her compadres.

THAT IS ALL!
This post was edited on 10/10/21 at 8:19 am
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
122611 posts
Posted on 10/10/21 at 8:28 am to
This week? Kirby Smarts playbook
Posted by TrimTab
North County Coastal San Diego
Member since Mar 2019
7777 posts
Posted on 10/10/21 at 9:14 am to
One of Elliott Smith’s acoustic guitars or worn t-shirts.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
34985 posts
Posted on 10/10/21 at 9:35 am to
The ark of the covenant. I would have power just because people would follow me
Posted by redfish99
B.R.
Member since Aug 2007
16901 posts
Posted on 10/10/21 at 9:47 am to
A gushing wet pussy disguised as a saw horse.
Posted by dupergreenie
Member since May 2014
5632 posts
Posted on 10/10/21 at 10:32 am to
Shakira
Posted by mark65mc
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
11347 posts
Posted on 10/10/21 at 10:42 am to
The Stanley Cup
Posted by MSUDawg98
Ravens Flock
Member since Jan 2018
10723 posts
Posted on 10/10/21 at 2:39 pm to
Sol Invictus AA-12

I shot the fully auto version with the drum magazine at the 2019 SHOT Show Range Day and it was awesome!
This post was edited on 10/10/21 at 2:40 pm
Posted by W4RHEAD
Member since Feb 2021
28 posts
Posted on 10/10/21 at 2:54 pm to
T206 Honus Wagner

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